I micromanage everything until the tiler bends me over my vanity [F/M] [Cheating] [Housewife] [Age Gap] [Almost Caught] [Rough] [Dirty Talk] [Anal Play] [Creampie]
I should probably start with my clipboard. Everyone who knows anything about me knows about my clipboard.
I'm Meg and I'm thirty-four, married twelve years, and I run things. But not, you know, in a remotely fun way. In an 'organised-to-the-inch-of-your-life' way. For example, when we gutted the master bathroom last summer, I built a renovation binder (with tabs) and stuck up a schedule wall in the garage. I also sent the poor contractor an email about grout lines that ran three pages and had a numbered appendix.
My husband, Jay, is usually happy for me to take charge of those sort of things. He travels four days out of seven and when he's home, he's usually on the phone out in the yard. We still, just about, have sex but it's done automatically and in the dark. I once joked that it was a bit like having a subscription that you don't have to think about whether you'd sign up again at today's prices. He didn't laugh.
I'm not telling you that to excuse anything I did. I'm just saying I was a woman running a very tight ship around an empty cargo hold and, well, shit happens...
The tiler's name was Oz. He was twenty-two and came highly recommended and when I handed him my proposed layout (the one I'd drafted on graph paper with all the cuts planned out) he handed it straight back.
"No. This is totally wrong. You've got your cut tiles landing at eye level and I'm not putting my name to work like that." And then he told me how it should run - not one word of it negotiable - and... I think I liked it.
He was in my house for three weeks and all through that time I hovered. And checked. And brought my clipboard in to inspect at five each day. But he was the only guy in about a decade who didn't let me manage him. Our last contractor had humored me and Jay manages me right back. Oz, though, just worked, and when I got it wrong he said so, and when I got it right he said that too.
It was week two when I realized I'd started dressing up for my five o'clock inspections. Better jeans, for example, that I'd catch him notice (eyes, down and back) before going back to his mud bed, and I'd stand there almost fizzing with my checklist in hand.
The day we need to talk about was a Thursday. And it only happened because of item eleven.
Jay was in Denver. I'd come in at five with the clipboard and I'd saved item eleven, which was a lippage complaint. I thought there was a tile edge sitting a touch prouder near the niche that I'd found by running my hand over the wall. I summoned Oz to come look and run his own hand over. I was half a sentence into my prepared remarks when Oz stood up (he's a full head over me) and took the clipboard out of my hands and set it on the vanity.
"You've been here every day at five with that thing. And I reckon that's because it's the only part of your day anybody looks at you. Somebody should have taken that damn thing off you a long, long time ago."
I squeaked "excuse me," in a voice I hadn't used since junior high.
"You heard me just fine." There was a long pause and then he smiled. "Tell me to get back to work, Meg, and I'll be back on my knees and we never need mention it again. Or you can stay standing there and we'll have an issue. But pick one."
I didn't know what to do! So I simply stood, gawping, for a few moments with my eyes wide. Then he sighed and put his hand around the back of my neck, and kissed me, walking me back into the one finished wall. He forced his tongue into my mouth, tasting me and biting my lip until I was making sounds into his mouth that I've never thought to make for Jay. Then he pulled back and I groaned and actually followed him. Straining for his lips.
I cannot tell you what it did to me to be... handled like that. You see, I'm pretty much the one who plans out everything. Hell, I even planned my own wedding night to the exact second. (And I'm not exaggerating for the story.) I had a document. My garter had to be off at 10:47. We'd be upstairs by 10:52, with consummation scheduled to be between 11:15 and 11:40. Just in case Jay felt more than usually adventurous, I'd packed the lube in the outside pocket of the overnight bag. But the saddest thing, though, was that Jay was so happy to just follow it. He came at 11:24, which was sixteen minutes under budget, but I remember lying thinking, "well, that went smoothly." The lube remained unopened. As did I. I'd been telling myself that smoothness should be the goal. A win.
But now Oz was tearing my clothes off me and spinning me around to pull up my bra and release my breasts. And when I reached up to help him he roughly slapped my hands away. "No! I didn't ask for help!"
My knees went and, if it were possible, I became even wetter. After so long of having to initiate - of even having to put date-night into the schedule - I thought the single hottest thing anyone'd ever said to me was "I didn't ask for help!" Then he got my jeans properly open to force his hand down the front, fingers exploring the matted hair between my legs.
"Every day at five you've walked in here dripping under your little clipboard. You think I couldn't tell?"
Then Oz pinched my clit between two of his fingers and rolled it up and down and I came standing up, screaming. I exploded in under a minute, gripping onto the towel bar he'd installed a few days before. I'm happy to say it held my weight. Oz does quality work. In more than one way.
I was still shaking as he dragged my best jeans off me, lifting me up onto the vanity counter before kneeling to eat me out. I felt my eyes roll back in my head as he pressed two fingers, curled up, inside me then sealed his lips over my clit and sucked.
I presume the neighbors must've assumed I was being butchered from the noises I made at that. "I think you can be louder than this," he said, and then he started to work his little finger up into my ass. My whole body locked around it as he waited, circling. But then all I could think about was, God help me, the unused honeymoon lube. Jay hadn't been interested, and now here was this boy using nothing but my own wetness to explore me, and then when I pushed slightly back against him, he slid it all the way in. My vision went white at the edges.
"There she is," he said. Both holes full of his fingers finding each other through the wall of me.
Then he took the finger out and put it in my mouth. I sucked it, tasting myself, tasting where it had been, filthy beyond anything and moaning around it.
Then he kissed me with my pussy still all over his mouth, and I eagerly licked that off him too as he undid his belt. His cock came out and I reached down for it, but he caught my wrist.
"You know, it's only polite to ask first!"
"Please, Oz!"
But he just waited with his eyebrows raised.
"Please what? Use your words."
"I need your cock in me. Please, Oz! I want it. You can use me however you want. Please!"
"Well done. That's put much better, isn't it? There's a good girl."
But rather than doing what I needed straight away, he instead stood there between my knees and began dragging the head of his cock through the lips of my pussy, up and over my clit, and then repeatedly notching at my entrance, but pulling away again, watching my face with a grin the whole time. I whined and tried to tilt my hips and grind to take him inside, but then he put out a hand to pin me back against the mirror.
"No. I don't think so. I think you've had everything in your life exactly how and when you wanted it. This is going to be different. You can fucking stay there and wait for this like the rest of us have to." And he kept up his teasing for what felt like forever, the tip of his huge cock rubbing in me, catching on the outside and then vanishing, until I was actually shaking, swearing and begging for it.
Then, just when I couldn't possibly have stood it any more, he suddenly dragged me off the counter, spun me around, and then bent me all the way over.
In the mirror I watched myself get thoroughly railed.
I was fucked harder than I'd ever been in my life while my husband's electric toothbrush sat in its charger eighteen inches from my face. Oz even wrapped my ponytail around his fist to pull my head up so I had to watch as he plowed me hard, deep and fast. The vanity was jumping against the wall with each stroke while my bones rattled and my mouth opened wide and helpless. I watched my reflected face go slack, all expression sliding off me slamming stroke by slamming stroke until nothing but want was left.
Then I felt his thumb, wet from my own dripping, screw into my ass all the way, and I just went off. I was wonderfully stuffed full of him and his relentless pace never paused, his thumb and his cock trading pressure.
"Look at how tight these holes are! A woman don't get to your age this tight if anybody's been treating her right. This ass! This pussy! Christ! And your husband leaves it home five days a week?" And, when I clenched around him at that, because I did, involuntarily, he laughed and slapped my ass. "Yeah. You like that don't you! You love it."
"Harder, don't stop, right there, right there!"
But then, as if to teach me a lesson, he pulled everything all the way out of me, leaving me gaping and swearing at the loss of him. But before I had a chance to complain I felt the head of his cock press against my ass.
"I'm guessing no-one's ever treated this ass proper. Am I right? Or am I wrong?"
He wasn't wrong. "Do it! Do it before I get my mind back."
The stretch of it was enormous as he forced his way in. It was a burn that kept converting itself into want faster than I could cope. But then, when the head slipped past and he was seated properly, we both groaned with satisfaction. My pussy was empty and clenched on nothing, as if it were jealous, juices flowing down my thighs while a tiler held himself still in my virgin ass.
"There it is. First man in, right? Say hi!"
"Yes, you're the first! My ass is yours! You're the first. Now fuck me!"
But he pulled out instead. I need to learn to stop giving him orders! He yanked out, mid-word, and then he was down on his knees behind me with both hands spreading me open to press his tongue into my ass. Oh my god! This filthy boy was eating my ass at kneeling height, two fingers hooked into my drooling pussy at the same time. I heard myself begging for it. Actually begging. "Please, please, please!"
"Please what?" he said, into me, and licked me again, slowly, ass to pussy and back, tasting all of it, then he gave my ass one last deep kiss, and stood to slam, with no ceremony, his cock back into my pussy.
I shrieked in pleasure... which is when Jay called.
It was his ringtone, the classical one I'd chosen, strumming away inches from my splayed fingers. DENVER JAY it said on the screen, and I froze. But Oz didn't. He didn't even change his rhythm. He simply leaned down over my back, cock still working into me, and put his mouth on my ear.
"You'd better get that. It could be important..."
I laughed, horrified and impaled. I was so close to coming! I let it ring out, and the sound of the house's silence after the Chopin stopped, with nothing in it but slapping skin and my moans. The voicemail chime went and Oz said, "Good girl."
"Whose bathroom is this?" he asked, hand still pulling my hair to arch my back, and I said "mine," and then he stopped. He was balls deep and completely still, watching me in the mirror while I squirmed on his cock.
"I think you should try that again. Whose bathroom is this?"
"Yours," I panted. "It's yours. It's your tile. It's your job. I'm, oh, I'm yours in it, please fuck me! Please! I'll be so good, please!"
"Well, as you asked so nicely," he said, and plowed me anew.
I came the third time with my palms on the mirror and my fingers spread, but Oz fucked me right through it and into the far side of it until I was oversensitive and wailing. Then, when his rhythm finally broke, he said, "Where?"
"Inside! Please, come inside me! Fill me up. I want to know what that feels like!" and he buried himself and pumped every drop into me. I felt it shoot up inside me, hot and oh-so-deep, his cock pulsing over and over and my pussy fluttering and stretching around him.
We stayed like that while the room came back and he stayed inside me while he softened. He was in no hurry about it, keeping one hand warm on my lower belly like he was holding his own work in place. I stood there bent over with a stranger's come dribbling out of me and with my husband's voicemail blinking six inches away.
And I felt... calm. Of all the available feelings, I was calm. Oz's come was falling down the inside of my thigh when he finally pulled out, and he stood and watched it go. I watched him watch it in the mirror, and neither of us moved to stop it for a while. Then he reached out and tore a piece of clean paper off my clipboard and dried me up with it.
I started laughing and could not stop. I was bent over, fucked stupid and laughing into the vanity stone.
"Item twelve," he said, deadpan.
Jay came home on Sunday. I made him his favorite, and asked about Denver, and sat across our dining table being the good wife. The whole time, though, I could still feel it. The wonderfully used ache between my thighs, and Thursday's ghost of him driving out of me. I looked at my husband cutting his chicken and thought, you called at the exact moment another man was fucking me raw. I let it go to voicemail, and you'll never hear anything in that thirty seconds of nothing.
His voicemail is still on my phone. I don't know what that makes me.
A confession owes you an ending. The bathroom is finished and it's beautiful and I can't shower in it without holding the towel bar for... reasons. We've given Oz another job, the laundry room, which, unexpectedly, developed a sudden need for tile that Jay approved without looking up from his phone.
Yesterday, at five I walked into the laundry room with my clipboard and Oz looked at it, and looked at me, and held out his hand.
I gave it to him.