u/_FriarTuck

Have ever logged in to your Custom Feeds thinking about all the juicy captions you might find while gooning, only to open your flavor of the day: Cheating Captions, and half the "captions" have no caption at all? And despite you preferring GIFs/ShortVids, all the posts from the last 5 days are just JPEGs of OP with bad lighting and a messy bedroom, giving you the vibe that that person is, in actuality, just trying to scam you in some way?

Well, this might just be the place for you!

Here, your shameful fantasy of having your gf/wife bang that guy from work might just reach that point, you know that one - That moment when she comes in the room and you immediately lock your phone, knowing she would think less of you if you brought up your naughty fantasy, while at the same time, the urge to request, no, to implore her to find a bull to fill her up is almost bursting out of your lips - that moment.

I know the thrill of that dangerous feeling, the anxiety thinking all the things she might say in response... It drives me CRAAAZY! But to really get there, a consistent narrative has to be weaved. To me, if I'm in "reading my wife's thoughts while she is getting gangbanged on our anniversary while I'm at home wondering where she is" mode, I don't wanna see an unmoving picture of some chick looking out the window merely thinking about cheating, nuh uh; I certainly don't wanna be interrupted by some poorly framed thirst trap selfie of an AI generated chick with no caption at all!

No!

I want your goon sesh to be of the utmost quality, I know I would appreciate if other communities on here had higher standards for the consistency of the artistic aspect inherent to the pornographic material posted to them... Well, I do, a community that promises captions-only should be captions-only, GIFs/ShortVid-only same thing.

For those who enjoy the ultimate third-screen gooning material, I bring thee:

Captioned Gifs(...and "TikToks" [videos under 1 min. {you know what I mean don't be coy, now. You read this whole thing, didn't ya?}])