Panic was beginning to set in. The ceremony was set to start soon, and I could not get the zipper of my dress up past my hips. The crack of my ass was exposed to the empty room, with the two globes beneath them squished together like beach balls in a tin can. Perhaps choosing such a tight, figure-hugging dress had been a bad idea, but it had fit perfectly at the time, and I wanted to look good! Must’ve been all that stress-ice cream I ate in the build up to the wedding.
My fiancé had his own preparations to attend to, and my bridesmaids were nowhere in sight — probably flirting with the groomsmen, knowing them. So I was left alone, sucking in my breath, trying desperately to get the zipper of my dress up past my hips, lest I intend to say my vows with my ass cheeks on full display.
My stress levels were at absolutely maximum, and I was about ready to burst into tears. What if I couldn’t get this stupid zipper up? Would I have to cancel the whole wedding? I’m sorry, I can’t marry you today, because I have a fat ass! If only there was something I could do…someone who might be able to help me solve this ridiculous problem…!
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I like to write short, silly little roleplays that don’t necessarily have pages upon pages of hard core sex, but which just explore a simple, erotically charged moment, or indulge in a few mild kinks. I’d like this roleplay to focus around embarrassment, and my ass.
In this roleplay, I would like you to try and stuff my plump ass cheeks into my criminally undersized dress. Of course, having my butt cheeks fondled and folded in every which direction will be embarrassing for me, but it’s a task I’ll endure, because I can’t solve the problem by myself. That doesn’t mean I won’t be a bit snippy about it!
I’m sure there could be some fun ways to keep the scene interesting. Should I bend over, to give you a better angle to tackle that zip? What if I took my sexy wedding lingerie off, to try and save every last millimetre of space? Maybe a finger up the bum will help solve the problem? I dunno, you’ll have to explain your reasoning to me on that one! (if you include a fun answer in your opening message, I’ll be more inclined to check you out!)
And who are you? The best man, who has to awkwardly manhandle his best friend’s thicc bride? Or maybe someone with more nefarious intentions, who has always been jealous of my fiancé, and jumps at the chance to grope his forever-love? I would quite enjoy it if there was a darker, more twisted element to our relationship - it makes it more embarrassing!
I like to write with thoughtful, engaging, creative people, and it’s usually helpful if you’re heavily into butts, too. Please feel free to be chatty -- it helps me get a feel for your personality. I prefer to keep the writing environment relaxed and low maintenance, with a focus on light, casual fun. You can expect me to write descriptive paragraphs, and I’ll spend a lot of time writing about my bum.
So, are you going to just stand there, or are you going to help me with my dress?