CHEATIES!!! COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU AREEEE!!!!
The Merriam Webster dictionary defines "chat room" as a real-time online interactive discussion group. In this "chat room" we love to discuss new happenings on the world wide web, our favorite "me-mes", and socialize with fellow Internet surfing enthusiasts!
Just kidding, we're a bunch of worldly philosophers whose disarming good looks and refined senses of humor are matched only by the good works we do...
Nah actually we're just a bunch of cute cheaters cackling at our own jokes and supporting each other with friendship and nudes. We want to add more folks to our crew and - lucky you! - here we are.
A few requirements:
- Ya gotta be married. We're cheaters!
- Be 28 or older.
- Be attractive pls.
- Bring an accepting and inclusive attitude - we're down w cheaters of any gender, race, orientation, etc, and you gotta be too.
- A desire to CHAT in the CHAT ROOM. no lurking/creeping/camping out in DMs. Even if you find your special someone in the group, you still gotta stay reasonably active
- At least a modicum of good ol fashioned whimsy and appreciation for tomfoolery.
Nice to haves:
We're very open here. We love people who commit to a bit just a little too long. Folks with especially aesthetic kitchens or architecturally interesting ceilings. Sassy goths. People who pick dare instead of truth (ain't gonna be me). Gym nerds who talk about creatine too much. Anyone with a cute pet. Cute pets get you far.
If this sounds fun to you, send us a message and tell us what your favorite tiny desk concert is and why it's T-Pain. (You must answer this to pass go, if you don't know what tiny desk is pretend you do!!!) Please be prepared to discuss additional T-Pain facts and lore in screening as well.
Can't wait to meet you. Hope you have cute feet. FYI we do circle video verification (don't worry you don't have to show your feet).
Ps. We do have a NSFW space for the group, but it is only designated for active chat participants and you do not gain entry immediately. Don't be a FREAK!