For the fags that are on the journey and can't keep our hands off our shameless little pricks, can any Straight White Men recommend any porn that we should watch?
It's important that we don't fund gay porn, Sirs, and I thank you in advance for your guidance.
I was recently given a task by a superior Straight White Man, which I failed to execute as instructed as is typical of a faggot. He gave me a punishment to inflict upon myself, but I had no idea what I was in for.
I was instructed to clip ten clothespins on my nutsack and one on each nipple and then wait at least twelve minutes. Then I was to slap each pin off, slowly, focusing on the tip of the pins handle.
I had diligently clipped the ten clothespins on my ball sack and one on each nipple and while the pinching was uncomfortable, it was bearable. I had left them on for the mandated twelve minutes, thinking that the worst of the punishment was over. I expected the last part of the punishment was going to be a bit more uncomfortable but relatively quick. It was until I went to slap the first pins off of my nutsack that I realized how much trouble I was in. The pin flopped around and hurt but didn't seem to budge much since the skin of my sack was so loose. I tried another one that had less skin in it, but that one barely moved too and hurt just as much.
I looked at my nipples, fearing the pain that was going to come. That's why I hadn't started on them first, but I figured if I was going to be spending God only knows how much time slapping pins off my body I should just get them over with now. I slapped the pin on my right nipple and it just bounced around like the pins on my nutsack but hurt so much more. I slapped it again and got it to move but the pain was more than I was prepared for so I had to stop on that one and slapped the pin on my other nipple. That one barely moved, if at all, and now both of my nipples hurt and the pinching pain in my nutsack wasn't helping the situation.
I was on my hands and knees at this point, trying to let the pain subside, and seriously considering whether or not I was even going to be able to slap them all off. In my pain stricken brain I considered just leaving them there and never taking them off, but that obviously wasn't an option. So, I steeled myself for the pain, sat up and started slapping the pins on my nipples again. Over and over I slapped the right pin, the pain worse than ever with each blow. I watched it slowly slip off my skin until, finally, mercifully, the right one came off.
I was surprised to see how squished my nipple was, it almost took my mind off the pain a bit.
One down and eleven to go, I started slapping the left nipple the same as I had the right. Over and over I slapped it until the left one was finally free. I stopped for a minute to let the pain in my nipples subside a bit before I turned my attention to my ballsack. I got on my back, lifted my right leg up and started slapping the rightmost pin over and over, it barely budged at all. The worst part was that when I would miss I would either slap my inner thigh or a bunch of the other pins and make my entire ballsack sting.
I figured out that I needed to tighten the skin on my sack if I was ever going to get the pins off. I'd considered dousing my cock and balls in ice water to make it shrink but didn't want to think about how long that would take so I just pinched a free piece of sack skin, pulled as tight as I could and started slapping the pin again. I don't know how many slaps that first pin took, but I was relieved to finally see it fly off my sack.
Agonizingly slowly I laid there slapping each pin off my sack. I'd clipped so much skin in them that each one was taking what felt like forever to come off. When I got to the last pin, it had at least a half inch of skin clipped in it and took five minutes before it flew off my nutsack and slammed into the wall before falling on the floor near the rest.
It took me at least 35 minutes to slap all the pins off my body. It was only then, when I was looking at my still aching nipples, that I realized they had each bled a little. I sat there for a while and assessed the pain. My nutsack was mildly irritated, but the majority of the pain stopped after the pins were off. But my nipples were still so sensitive, I could feel the dull ache even then. I got up off the floor to go to bed and my nipples stung as the sheets touched them.
He told me to describe the results of my punishment to him in the morning, which is what prompted this post, but rather than send him this whole thing I described the "results" as follows: my nutsack is mildly irritated, my nipples are still sensitive, and I have a newfound understanding of what a dumb faggot I am. His punishment was extremely effective, I don't want to have to do that ever again.
And I thanked him accordingly.
Let this be a warning to any stupid faggot reading this post. You are not and will never be equal to a Straight White Man and you should be grateful for any reminder that any real man gives you of that universal truth.