u/calliopecrashd

She’s bi, 5’6”, 125lbs, green eyes and an amazing smile. Super down to earth and go with the flow. Holds an advanced degree and works in the C-suite (iykyk) for a large hospital group. Gym fit and curvy in all the right places. It’s like a mad scientist built her in a lab. Trust me she’s an absolute smoke show and gets lots of attention wherever we are.
He’s straight, 6’3”, 215lbs, 7.5”-8” cut, green eyes, mixed race, gym fit.

Our “vanilla” lifestyle…
We’ve been married 10 years but act like we met last night….we’re literally each others best friend and absolutely just enjoy life with each other.
We’re also super busy with that “real life”. Both work in healthcare.
As stated above, she’s in corporate for a large hospital conglomerate.
He runs a small medical practice that we co-own together.
Between that, 4 kids and wanting the occasional night out just to enjoy each other’s company, we have very little time for any extracurricular activities.

Currently, we get every other Friday night to go out and play. Occasionally we get an afternoon here and there or a Saturday night, but that’s super rare.

Our “lifestyle” lifestyle and how to get in touch with us…

First and foremost we are here for IRL face-to-face meet-ups only. We are not on this profile to sell anything or feed digital fantasies of Orgs living in their mom’s basement. If you aren't open to and available for IRL face-to-face meet-ups in the NY/NJ/Philly area save some time and stop reading now.

We always play together and enjoy MFMF, MFM and MFF and all their iterations.
DVP, full swap, spit roast, double barrel BJ, light BDSM, spanking. If it’s kinky and fun we’ll give it a shot!

Our approach to the lifestyle is pretty chill and go with the flow. He will vet to ensure you're real, you're respectful, you're serious, and that both parties are vibing the potential situation. We appreciate down to earth drama free people that don’t have a stick up their ass and don’t take themselves too seriously. Life’s to short for all that.

Please realize that this is first and foremost a physical pursuit and we are only interested in HWP playmates with gym fit to athletic body types, we work hard to maintain ourselves and you should too. After initial attraction has been established obviously we’d like to get along with you as well, personality is the rest of the equation!

Again for the people in the back, INITIAL ATTRACTION is 110% based on PHYSICAL APPEARANCE in both directions. We are not going to apologize if we do not find you attractive.

That being said we will want to see a picture of you and your body type, doesn’t have to show faces and can be SFW, before we really progress into any chats.
Our time is limited and we’re not looking to waste yours or ours.
We will also ask you to verify the same we we have in this post.
Pic verification with the date and both of our usernames written on a piece of paper that has been crumbled up and then flattened back out. It’s really not that difficult and takes like 5 mins.
Once both parties are verified we can share face pics on Telegram.
We really try to respond to anyone that we get this far in the process with, even it’s to let you know we aren’t interested. We feel that just ignoring/ghosting someone after chatting for a little is kinda mean and kinda rude, if we had time to chat and exchange pics there’s no reason someone can’t just say they’re not interested, we’re all adults and it’s just basic courtesy that we try to extend.

About chats and chatting with us….
The M half will be the one chatting. The Mrs has absolutely no desire or time to deal with nonsense on Reddit.
She does however like to read the convo’s, usually at night while we’re in bed after all the responsibilities of the day are taken care of.
She also has full veto power and always has the final say in who we play with and she is EXTREMELY PICKY! Again this is really a looks first kind of deal, sorry not sorry.
Everyone likes what they like and we respect everyone’s preferences (we never yuk anyone’s yum) and ask that you respect ours.

Single M’s
Might as well get you godless zombie horde of maniacs out of the way first….

Exceptional single men only!!

Right to the point, we’re looking for a guy who’s cool with being basically a stunt cock here and there. Not looking to be besties or to hang out outside of having a good time now and then.
Not a disrespectful thing just know that we have a lot of priorities and this is something we can only do occasionally.
Should be a no brainer, be cool and respectful and you get to put your dick into one of the hottest MILFs in NJ, no strings attached! Just be cool man, just be cool.

-Her preferences in men--
White, light skinned or Latino.
PLEASE HAVE A GYM FIT/ATHLETIC BODY TYPE!!!!
Hygiene is a must!
Please have a clean and trimmed or shaved pelvic region, 5" - 6” circumcised (cut) cock (she’s not a size queen and likes dvp, so two monsters inside her doesn’t work for her), trimmed beard or no beard, no long hair, 35-55 years old, and generally between 5' 9" - 6' 3"
She also has a pegging kink she wants to explore so guys with experience with that to the front of the line!

Couples.
Looking for couples that “match” if that makes sense. We get a lot of Shrek’s and Fiona’s hitting us up and reaching out.
If you’re BOTH hot, fun, drama free and are looking for another hot, fun couple for occasional date nights that end up with all of us naked in a hotel room, reach out!

If you’ve read this far thank you and please type the word “sprinkles” into your I’m text so we know you’re not a bot and somewhat serious.