
Well today I use my curling iron to get ready for my pretend wedding but I didn’t use it in my hair.
u/carleighcougar — 3 hours ago

Things got messy in the kitchen specifically in my pussy. The plan was bananas, but being from Memphis and loving Elvis I had to add a little crunchy peanut butter to the mix.
Today I used my pirates stick and some smoke sausage, but what I really wanted was the Pirates booty.
I wanted to get filled up this morning, so I used my turkey baster and some Jell-O.