u/curvybohobae

Only here because I am a size Queen. Not here looking for casual sex.

Coming off a year of near celibacy and looking for a fit younger guy to fall for. Do you like slightly dominant, older women? love traveling? being in nature? art? spirituality? are you devoted to your partner? intellectually voracious? long for something meaningful?

❤️ house sitting and super bored in Monterey California RN but I travel fulltime house sitting, IDC where you live -if we connect, and you are looking for something serious and also want to travel with me, Im open

Caucasian, 40+ and considered attractive (some might say very, but that depends on your taste) pass for a decade younger, THICCC Bohemian, slightly hippy. Hourglass for sure. Very caring mommy Domme vibes but I also switch

Demure, intellectually curious, quiet and snuggly, and looking for something connected, caring and meaningful. I should mention: I live with a disability that limits my energy but I live a full life. The right partner would have to be accepting of considerable limitations.

yes, I am posting on Reddit because I am very much a size queen and Tinder roulette won't cut it. Plus I'm a total homebody...so meeting people is tricky

Successful, educated. Tons of freedom. Tons of cute hobbies.

LOVE video games. Films. Hotsprings, Japan. Tide pools, underwater photography, van life. I live in a diff country every few months generally speaking. I LOVE nature. I dont care for city living. I prefer pets and plants and silence. Getting into macrophotography, free diving, love fossils, insects, fish, love exploring in nature. I may get into nature content creation someday. I know that is very niche but I figured I'd mention it. Advanced meditator. Tantra training.

Id like a deep emotional and spiritual connection :)

I am allergic to popular culture. Hook up culture especially (I understand the irony here, posting on reddit)

I reject the idea that having multiple partners is a sign of success. I think real success comes from depth, security, love, satisfaction. I think a healthy relationship serves as a creative and professional home base and that the right relationship is actually a springboard for everything else in life. I have sooooo many creative projects I want to see to fruition, and revolving doors interrupt this .

Please have some geeky interests as well. I find that cute.

Childfree and will not change that. Happy to co parent mostly grown kids.

Catfish beware, I'd like to video verify for my safety and yours ❤️

Expect this please, there are so many catfish online.

Please be able to host :)

I'm looking for entire weekends of snuggles, affection, gaming...

https://i.redgifs.com/i/insubstantialstiffsteed.jpg

POST IS STILL UP? IM STILL LOOKING

over 28 please in Monterey or VERY close. you must host. looking for weekend :)

can I watch you play Elden ring? lol

Nomad 😊 Artist visiting for a month or so

Affectionate free spirited type, I travel a lot coast to coast.

I love to: snuggle, have my head petted, foot rubs (give and receive but dont make it weird) 

Love conversation as much as I do just relaxing in silence

watch a movie together, lay video games together or maybe some adult cartoons.

I LOVE conversation about history, art, gaming or your favorite conspiracy theory 

thats it. no make out, no sex, no pressure.

I promise no awkward vibes! 

I hear from people I have met that I have a very calming presence, and voice, and they feel good around me.

Id like to spend the evening being cozy, maybe gaming and enjoying someone's company....

Thank you for reading! I look forward to knowing you 😌 I am genuinely interested in making new friends this way

Keywords and interests: meditation, breathwork, ayahuasca, biohacking, health, juicing, world travel, vintage toys, Fan conventions, horror genre, paranormal, 80’s music, God of War, The Last of Us I and II, Zelda BOTW, Mario anything, vintage arcade, pinball, antique, ancient history, wildlife conservation, horses and horseback riding, all pets!!! Dogs cats lizards fish parrots ferrets…All things cute, anime, fine dining, sushi, hot springs, hikes, snorkeling, road trips with no destination or plans, ocean, Joshua Tree National Park, Bali, Japan, politics, cosplay, Art Basel, film studies, painting, pottery, live music in small venues… old school chivalry, gentleness, sincerity, love, affection

BAE_AREA on tele if you prefer (and for a faster response because I dont check reddit on my phone) but please dont be a creep. no low effort men....send a proper intro and pics

this piece of shit has been sexually harassing the women of monterey. he mods for MontereyGW

he legit bans real women for forums and today, he harassed me for hours telling me if I came over to fuck and film it that he would lift the ban. and make me a mod

I am not making this up, I have all the screenshots

this is the sort of shit women go thru on reddit.

im done.

REAL POST looking for a local guy (shame there are 100s of sellers in this group, I am looking for an actual relationship)

IF YOU REPLY, PLEASE WRITE A PROPER INTRO AND BE PREPARED TO VERIFY YOURSELF ON TELEGRAM. Not interested in games or catfish ☠️

IF THE AD IS UP IM STILL LOOKING

Single men only, no creeps ☠️ no fuck boys, I'm looking for a chill introverted dude who just checks these ads out of boredom. Maybe thats you? 💫✨

OK with all that out of the way...ahem

Classy, intelligent nature loving bohemian babe here 40+

Coming off a year + of celibacy (got busy with world travel and family stuff)

and looking for a fit younger guy to fall for and do some exploring with ❤️

I'm looking for real connection ✨ genuine affection and care (good conversation, warmth, emotion AND someone who can last in bed) tall order for reddit, I know

I am caucasian and considered attractive (some might say very, but that depends on your taste)

Bohemian, slightly hippy. Single. Artist thru and thru (hence the dramatic photo lol)

Hourglass for sure, very thick, as you can see. Ass for days. Very caring mommy Domme vibes but I also switch

Demure, intellectually curious, sometimes very spicy/demanding, tho I can turn that off.

Quiet and snuggly, and looking for something caring and meaningful. A man who worships pussy.

One night stands won't cut it - I want to spend the summer exploring all my kinks with someone very romantic...please keep this in mind✨

Not looking for disconnected sex but yes, I am posting on Reddit because I am very much a size queen and Tinder roulette won't cut it. Plus I'm a total homebody...so meeting people is tricky

Tons of cute hobbies.

LOVE nature. Getting into macrophotography of insects, free diving, love fossils, tide pools, fish, love exploring in nature. I know that is very niche but I figured I'd mention it

Artsy. Spiritual. Into meditation. I might surprise you. Please have some geeky interests as well. I find that cute.

Catfish beware, I'd like to video verify for my safety and yours ❤️✨

Local to Monterey

Please be able to host. If youre busy with work all the time, please pass on replying.

I'm looking for a fun summer and I work very little - hoping days of snuggles and good food and multiple rounds ❤️✨

REAL POST and NOT ADVERTISING looking for locals in Monterey only

IF YOU REPLY, PLEASE WRITE A PROPER INTRO AND BE PREPARED TO VERIFY YOURSELF ON TELEGRAM

IF THE AD IS UP IM LOOKING

single men only, no creeps, no fuck boys, im looking for the chill dude who just checks these ads out of boredom.

OK with all that out of the way...

Coming off a year + of celibacy (got busy with travel and family stuff)

and looking for a fit younger guy to fall for

and do some exploring with ❤️ im looking for connection (good conversation, warmth, emotion AND someone who can last in bed) tall order I know

Caucasian and considered attractive (some might say very, but that depends on your taste)

Bohemian, slightly hippy. Single.

Hourglass for sure, thick. Ass for days. Very caring mommy Domme vibes but I also switch

Demure, intellectually curious, sometimes very spicy

quiet and snuggly, and looking for something caring and meaningful. A man who worships pussy.

One night stands won't cut it - I want to spend the summer exploring all my kinks with someone romantic...please keep this in mind.

Not looking for disconnected sex but yes, I am posting on Reddit because I am very much a size queen and Tinder roulette won't cut it. Plus I'm a total homebody...so meeting people is tricky

Tons of cute hobbies.

LOVE nature. Getting into macrophotography, free diving, love fossils, insects, fish, love exploring in nature. I know that is very niche but I figured I'd mention it

Artsy. Spiritual. I might surprise you. Please have some geeky interests as well. I find that cute.

Catfish beware, I'd like to video verify for my safety and yours ❤️

Expect this please, there are so many catfish online.

Local to San Jose - Santa Cruz - Monterey - I travel between

Please be able to host.

I'm looking for entire weekends of movies and good food and multiple rounds.