Can you imagine actually buying Guro IRL In-Person? If I were a clerk in this store, I'd shit myself if somebody actually bought it.

u/dave_thenerd — 1 day ago

Unpopular Opinion: Western Smut Writers are waaaay more unhinged than Japanese Eromangaka. Thoughts?

u/dave_thenerd — 18 days ago

How is it that porn stars can ride their toys for 40+ minutes, taking it in and out to re-lube and NOT cum? My ass is so fucking sensitive that once I start stretching over the ridge on my Nokken it's all over for me even if I'm flacid. (Still feels great though, ngl) Please help!

u/dave_thenerd — 18 days ago
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If I see 1 more "Chat GPT Error" or straight untranslated speech bubble I swear to God...

Even though I can read Japanese more than well enough to understand hentai; I still used to prefer English translations because only really high quality works received English translations so it cut down on time waste. This strategy no longer works.

u/dave_thenerd — 18 days ago
▲ 497 r/tentaimemes+1 crossposts

I cannot believe that "Species" is a thing. I did not know that HR Giger actually made softcore porn with an absurdly high budget.

u/dave_thenerd — 19 days ago

Just when she thought she was safe!

Holy shit this was great! This is one I'll be archiving for frequent future use.

u/dave_thenerd — 19 days ago

Sometimes when I re-watch actual space sci-fi horror movies I briefly lose my attraction to their r34. Then, I get back on the internet and everything is right as rain.

u/dave_thenerd — 1 month ago
▲ 668 r/tentaimemes+1 crossposts

This is the first tentacle hypnosis work I've seen where the waifu breaks out of her hypnotised state and keeps fucking the tentacles anyway. I don't even know of a manga where that happens...I think we have just witnessed the birth of a god-level artist.

u/dave_thenerd — 1 month ago