u/dawn-tailor-mg

So when I gave you the usual rundown of wishes that you just can't use: eternal life, can't force someone to like you let alone love you, can't wish for death upon someone, CAN'T fuck the genie, can't wish for more wishes... you had already thought about all of this for years under some insane assumption that genies were actually real.

And like... we *are* real I just thought you would be dumber than you are about this. Like who the hell wishes with their first wish "I wish I can gaslight genies into forgetting I've already wished for things."

Like fuck you man now I have to grant that... I'm pretty new to this genie stuff, got trapped in here in like 2014 and put in this storage unit.. then the owner of the storage unit died, it changed hands to one of his kids, and *that* guy died too, leaving it to nobody.. it got auctioned off for cheap and here you are, and by the time I get to the end of your wishes now I won't even be done? I was supposed to get free after just 3 wishes from some dimwit I could change the words of in my favor for easy, non world-altering potential.

So um, well, what's wish 2?

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I'm looking for a gross loser to be who finds my lamp. I would prefer if I am a spectator to any action you receive from my wishes and I just play the other characters in addition to myself

Chats are open and if you're this far send Coconut in the initial message... also NO generative AI. Please. I will not respond to it.

-Dawn

... and it's so obvious, too. Like he doesn't pay me nearly enough to deal with people like you. In fact he barely pays me at all, like.. actually less than I made when I was alive, and the workdays are in 12 hour shifts.

Are you really asking who has me on payroll? You haven't realized what's going on here orrr...?

Jesu- I mean.. you aren't smartest of the people I've helped here.

You died. You should've realized it with the place we're at like... it's obviously heaven, and based on how your eyes are looking I'm starting to think someone made the wrong call pulling your soul up here.

Can you focus already?? I'm stuck here working reception for the recently deceased and I have to process you through.. and between you and me, God isn't actually omnipotent because he would have to be focusing on us to know all of what's going on. Neither of us is important enough to warrant that attention with how many people are here anyway, the only reason I'm getting paid is because a bunch of us angels revolted and got unionized like.... 400 years ago? I wasn't there for it, I've only been here for like..... 55 years now? Trapped in my body as it was at 23. Yeah it sucks at first and well... ok it kinda still sucks.

Okay while I'm venting y'know what.. they have me wake up at 5AM for a 12 hour shift, I didn't even wake up for work at 5 when I was still alive but I have to do it otherwise I get demoted to a worse job or worse I get dropped from the union.

How do I know that? Ok smart ass I got demoted a couple of times and now I have to deal with perverts like you who stare at my tits most of this conversation. Eyes are up here punk!

Ugggh anyway let's get to it already. Name, height, weight, what did you do before you were here, what are some good deeds you did when you were alive, what's the worst thing you did.. I have your record here and it's not clean but this is for the safety of all of us here that the people bringing souls up here didn't make a mistake, it happens more often than you might think.

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Chats are open if you're interested!

-Dawn

do NOT use AI in your message I despise it. Show effort, make it fun, and.. that's it. Go.

You've been dating May for a while now, long enough to have gone to family dinners around holidays, met our parents of course, integrated into each other's friend groups, everything. We've always been very close- May and I that is.. and I remember when she first started talking about you, so excited to be in a relationship with someone who truly cares for her...

But my sister is not a great judge of character. Am I seen as the bitchy one if you'd ask anyone who knows us well? Yes. But it doesn't make me wrong about you because from our first interactions I could sense a bit of a darkness to you.

It could all be waved off as little things, but enough little things begin to add up and you have my impression of you shifting further as I am put into situations where we have to at the very least be adjacent to each other while I deny interactions past bare minimum to keep May happy.

She's noticed that I don't like you and we have gotten into some discussions and some arguments about you specifically, but I will never get over how male-centered her world is and even worse because of you. All of her boyfriends past and present have been ones I would never accept as family even if it was put into writing, even if I was her maid of honor for a wedding...

I'm her crystal following, highly skeptical, super leftist, purely lesbian sister who is the spitting image of May, named Dawn. Our mother and father are overseas and quite well off.. and I am not beyond suspecting that you want our family's money.

There are a lot of ways we can approach this but I want you to play it as a total dirtbag, just a real piece of shit and yes it will absolutely include you doing bad things to me and my twin (rp, I have no twin.)

Chats are open if you're interested, please come with an idea of how you want to proceed and what your motivations with this relationship are. What are your intentions with my sister because I am protective of her.

-Dawn

I'm in a very dominant mood, with the thought of a couple I'm friends with telling me one night that they're actually a bit of an open relationship with one being a total cuckquean... and I naturally have to act on that knowledge. Why else would you spring this info on me when I just drove us all to a late night dinner?

Now sure I am the only one of us with a car but as soon as I heard that I started tuning your girlfriend out a bit, focusing on you and how it's increasingly more likely that you wore the low-cut crop top under your second layer just to catch my eye... and not only that but dropping that you two have thought of adopting...

You're just fully playing into my kinks, aren't you? You know I have a breeding kink, know I love cute tits like yours, even know I like casual hookups.. but that one missing piece was if I would be okay with doing it with you specifically and even cucking your girl.

And... I am, with an exception. She can be *around* when we're doing it, she can listen to us go at it, but I don't have any interest in her.. don't want to look at her, not too interested in her having any involvement beyond consenting to it, then we're going at it until my suspension breaks.

She's going to smell our love when she gets back inside, you're going to be leaking out and I'll be the happiest girl in the whole world...

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-Dawn 6'0", brunette, dark blue eyes, B cup tits, lean body with a little extra to hold in some places.. 4" cut penis, and looking to have my good friend in my capable hands right there in my car after the meal

Chats open-!

Not only the longest tongue you've ever seen, but also one that's completely under control. I can manipulate it to do all sorts of things and it is very much the strongest muscle in my body.

I had the thought that I could lick up your dick, loll my tongue out and have it tease all the way from your asshole to your tip without ever having to move.. but I will absolutely make it slither along you, trace the vein along the side.

Regardless of what you think initially, this is going to be the ultimate pleasure for you in the most unexpected way. A lot of guys seem to want to have someone blow them under their desk or on the floor before them on the couch.. and while I *could* do that, I could just be sitting next to you or we could lay on the couch and I'll just lazily tease at you.

Stop overthinking it and embrace the kink, and ball worship is nearly a must as well. Any partners interested in tongue baths, cock, ball, ass worship... my body isn't spectacular aside from the tongue (6'0", B cups, not a crazy ass) so if you think about it too hard you may say no.

Chats open-!

-Dawn

This whole arranged marriage is very annoying, and could've been avoided if *you* as the Queen had just called off your people encroaching on my father, the Emperor's land, specifically the town he was born in, and if my idiotic father didn't put unnecessary pressure on your nation through attacking farmland on the edges of your land...

Now I am in the "neutral zone" in a land partially between our nations, set to meet your daughter the crown princess in what's meant to signify a time of peace.. my father is there as are you, although in separate areas defended by our respective soldiers.

This is a sham of a relationship and despite your daughter being quite beautiful to most, I have been giving her rather bland chatter as we sit at this dumb tea table, staring up at where you're sitting a hundred feet away and giving the first impression to you that I have no interest in her, instead a want to meet with you that I immediately communicated to your council.

Your daughter is.. a princess, and I am my father's only natural child and despite the controversy of my existence having both breasts and a penis, I was raised to power not just from my birthright but proven in combat prowess and victories, and you are just the final conquest on my hunt for something more. If it means using your daughter to get there it doesn't matter to me, the point is this: I want my royal cock to be plunged into your royal cunt, and for our offspring to last a thousand years... and while I'm at it I'll try to get you to loosen up with your way of dressing.

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Chats open if you're interested

-Dawn, 6'0" brunette with short cut hair, B cup tits, a fairly muscular build but not rippling, practical

A little bit of stream of consciousness there for the title but I just.. I wanted to describe the exact thought I had. You have me in all of my thin 6'0" glory, pathetically submitting, 4.5 inch girldick twitching without even needing to be touched and likely leaking onto the floor ahead of me (or soaking the clothes I'm wearing.)

A big preference if you have some muscle but even if you have 0 it would make me completely dizzy that you can make me into a little dumb puddle under your control and influence. I'm open to a lot of settings for this and it would be infinitely more of a hot scenario if you aren't even interested in me as a full partner, just someone you like to tease at and poke fun at.. just some ideas and I am a little scatter brained right now but I really want to try it-! Chats open!!

-Dawn, 6'0" brunette, blue eyes, glasses optional, dress mostly androgynous but open to ideas-!

As someone who has lived out of the back of their car as well as being a total pervert, this idea has almost always been present... but making plans to go on a road trip with someone who realizes it's an opportunity to do something horrible.. I want to realize myself it was a massive mistake to invite you when it's way too late. Maybe we even have some other people with us, in some other car and we agreed we'd share the back of my car for this trip only for it to go so so badly...

You're someone I never looked at in the way of attraction, bonus points if you're out of shape and not only out of shape but heavy... super super bonus if you have big saggy balls, you don't trim the hair... maybe it's short but thick... just ideas

I don't want someone who's put together, I want this to be where you become an opportunist and maybe I get an injury as we're on the trip, you decide that night is where you finally just do it.

What was supposed to be a relaxed, somewhat physically intensive trip where we do some hiking, swimming, spending quality time to deepen our friendships will not have the desired result.. but that's all your fault and I need you to understand I won't like it at any point.

Chats are open if you're interested-!

-Dawn