u/drinkpea_

Image 1 — Bison theory confirmed!!!!!!!
Image 2 — Bison theory confirmed!!!!!!!
Image 3 — Bison theory confirmed!!!!!!!

Bison theory confirmed!!!!!!!

Claim: Bison Head descended from the bisons! Verdict: FACK!!

The Licking Bison of La Madeleine is what you just saw at the top, it is a carving engraved on a reindeer antlet fragment that originated in France during the prehistoric Paleolithic period!! It seems the licking of the anus is actually a practice of bisons for millions of years now and when they do they uncannily resemble Stinquel is face!!!

So we have 🌲🌲🌲 commonalities:

  1. France!
  2. Bison!!
  3. Ashol!!!

Therefore, Stinky Finqy is indeed a bison head!!!! Beeg chewry, beeg faking theory, broodas!!!!!

u/drinkpea_ — 22 hours ago

In loving memory of MAU students u/apq8055 and u/MrFinquel

u/apq8055: 2025 - 2026

u/MrFinquel: 2022 - 2026

Cause of death: Anal assassination by Mossad hitman

u/drinkpea_ — 2 days ago

My dad five minutes after turning the TV on:

1, 2, 3!!! Beeg cholesterol, Finqy!!!! And anooda gueshoon, what would you do if this was your fudda?!

u/drinkpea_ — 3 days ago

Fak dees "Adriano Corruption" posts, no more of them in the mean time!

These posts, I speculate, are attracting coomers and making scholars relapse back to Adriano Corruption, see the irony?! So therefore, I must moderate such publications to prevent this effect!!

Disclaimer: There is no wrong inherently in such posts as they are for awareness and tribute to the victims, except when an influx of such publications are published in a short period of (agh was trying chew payt eehdt dis hul) time!!!

I also speculate that these are recently published by misguided scholars or Mossad agents and goons from the rival University that seamlessly disguised as awareness and tribute to the victims, so beware of them!!!!

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u/drinkpea_ — 4 days ago

Fight fire with fire!!!!!

Have you ever heard of the idiom "Fight fire with fire"? It sounds contradictory and dimwitted but it is a paradox and a phrase practiced everyday!!! The idiom means to use the same tactics or methods by the adversary against them as means to winning, war and competition being the most common instances where this is applied!!!!

In the context of this publication, I propose that the most effective way to defeat the Anal Antichrist is to use the same tactic he uses on the bebis... Gaping!!!!! Das reigh, brudda, in order to defeat the Anal Antichrist is he must be gaped, beeg ones with two hands!!!!!!

What is your feedback on this proposal, scholars? Would you infer this as excessive and not viable or a feasible tactic to finally defeat the evil entity?!

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u/drinkpea_ — 5 days ago

A visit to the anal bunker by his friend! For waans, eet was not a barely legal gaper visiting him!!

Discovered by scholar Mysterious_User_0001, the friend "John Gomez" geebs gratitude to Mike Adriano and praises the anal bunker as an amazing place, it also seems the owner Sunset Vine Tower Apartments account may acknowledge The Anal Entity and allows him to conduct film production for his debauchery inside their building with allegedly no permits according to a past therory and research!!!

Reference:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdrianoStudies/comments/1vuo5uk/comment/p52zq35/

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BahM8WuFDeV3EXCc8?g_st=ic

u/drinkpea_ — 6 days ago

A scholar is tortured for anti-Adrianism, please send support for the pitiful bebi 😢!

A female scholar of this University has her poozy and agh-nus tortured for Anti-Adriano-Action in a cruel manner, the vegan Shape-Shifter and his female accomplice are the perpetrators of this barbarism!!!! I reckon this practice is a crime against assholes, a type of criminal offense recognized in all jurisdictions!!!!!

u/drinkpea_ — 7 days ago

Gape Teen Assholes VI (GTA 6) gameplay leak!

Bebis, have you seen that sheet? It lewks aghsome and realistic, Jayson is physique even reminded me of Stinky Finqy but there were no leaked gameplay of Jayson gaping Lucia, a dismay to me and to an extension, all of us!! Pjurhaps the whistleblower will upload eet to his website and with high hopes we will not need to pay esstra in SheetCoins to see that!!!

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u/drinkpea_ — 9 days ago

Re-upload of The Proposal: I'm Gonna Fucking Cum!

Re-uploaded and remastered as I had no success in reviewing this lube-ly movie in the anal archives again!!! If by luck a scholar knows the original post, then please jass sheed eet on my deek and the feedback section below!!!!

u/drinkpea_ — 9 days ago

Gape 2: Deadpoint!

From the producers of "GAME OF THROATS", GAPE 2: DEADPOINT!! New upcumming movie sequel in September 2 oof dees year!!!

u/drinkpea_ — 10 days ago

Why Finquel hates Evian water bottles?

I assumed the cause of aggression by Finquelstein towards Evian water bottles was that it ruined the torture scene he was filming or that it was joost kind of his punching bag to take out his suffering on likewise to Pjur lube bottle and his dad shoes, but a research publication by Sqaure_Emergency_262 reveals a much more reasonable rationale for tumbling those Evian water bottles and causing a mess.

Evian spring water from the French alps were found to contain traces amounts of radioactive Uranium of 0.00175 ppm, less than two drops of cum. Mike acknowledges this and activates his aggressive bison instincts, proceeds to kick more Evian water bottles.

Although most drinking water contain radioactive metals, this may have also made him resort to drinking enema and bebi squirts or urine, teenking he is safe from radioactive isotopes.

u/drinkpea_ — 11 days ago

I distanced myself from the gape and I began to look at the gape from a distance.

I then see not a smaller gape but rather a realization. A gape is absence of matter that exists only via presence of a barely legal teenager. The gape is absent and present at the same time, no matter if it is beeg or smol.

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u/drinkpea_ — 12 days ago

In loving memory of u/ColonyRoom

In loving memory of u/ColonyRoom

Januah 2025, 2022 - August 14, 2026

An OG scholar of r/AdrianoStudies.

In his last moments of working for Mossad, he was betrayed and gaped with a .50 All-Anal-Action Express after unsuccessfully defaming the scholars recently.

u/drinkpea_ — 13 days ago

The face ID or the asshole ID, which do you prefer?

ㅤThe MAU is currently working on a prototype, asshole identification cards (ID)!!!! This type of ID is much secure, it identifies the number of wrinkles, ridge, and the pattern of the anus!!!!!

u/drinkpea_ — 13 days ago

The sweat patch, the knot tie behind his sweater, the inseparability between his hand and dick, aaaagggghhhhhhhh!!!

u/drinkpea_ — 14 days ago