u/fratguydad

Underwear Status:
79% of you said “No.” That’s not a preference — that’s a lifestyle.
The 21% still wearing underwear under clothes? We see you. We’re not mad. We’re just… disappointed in your commitment to the cause. Real ones let the boys breathe. Always.

Dad Type Breakdown:
64% Boy Dads.
23% Both.
13% Girl Dads.
The data is clear: the majority of nudist fathers are raising little men who will one day inherit the freeballing tradition. Girl dads, we respect the mission. Both dads are just greedily collecting the full set. Boy dads? You’re the foundation. Carry that weight.

Age Range:
25–34: 39%
35–44: 32%
45–54: 23%
55–64: 7%
65+: 0%
The nudist dad population is still in its prime fighting years. Most of you are young enough to still get carded at the liquor store and old enough to know better than to wear underwear. The 65+ bracket is empty — either they’re too busy being legends or they’ve already ascended beyond polls.

Final Verdict:
The average nudist father is a freeballing boy-dad in his 30s who treats underwear like a suggestion from weak men. Stay naked. Stay dangerous. Raise strong kids.
And never, ever put those boys back in prison.

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