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He spilled my calories so he must pay

He spilled my milkshake (that was half ice cream and half heavy cream). Such a waste of calories. And that's a hard wooden floor he's laying on, just a thin sheet between he and it. He always complains the loudest when he's on the hard floor. But I just like the way his body smooshes better when there's no padding under him.

u/fullweightfelicity — 1 month ago