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[F4A] Ever had emergency couples' counseling? [READ BODY]
Hi! Do you feel like the spark has gone out? Have you and your better half grown distant? Do you find yourself shouting more than you used to? Do you fall asleep reminiscing about how crazy you used to be for one another and wondering where it all went wrong?
Sometimes, through no fault of our own, we start to drift apart from our beloved. It is a part of life, but just think how you'll feel years later after you let it all slip through your fingers.
All of that can and will be fixed with just a bit of mutual understanding, openness, and rope. Lots of rope. How can I guarantee that? It's delightfully simple; I'm just not going to release you and your delightful partner until your relationship gets back on track. Don't bother calling the cops, I cut the landline. And if you don't stop screaming we'll have to skip the talk therapy and move onto the fun part where your mouth is too preoccupied with your beloved partner's genitals to scream for help.
Hi! Nice to meet you, I'm Ania, 22F, and I hope you liked the little pitch for an RP I had in midnight that features a slightly deranged and unlicensed relationship counselor applying a novel and experimental treatment method on a couple she found. If you did, send me a chat with your age and gender. Extra points if you're into paws and/or tickling.