u/gostosafds_2

Tried to go for more of a parody angle here, but I have to admit that my documentary repertoire is lacking, lmao

"Dear Diary,

Fuuuuuuck, I can't really believe it. I yet again went and ruined everything - great job Michy! You went to the boy and ran your loudmouth at the poor little thing and ruined your chances with him.

Good job!

It was not something unusual for me doing so, but getting rejected at every twist and turn since I was in my teens has made me slightly disillusioned with love, like, a lot. Especially when you factor in that I was kind of unable how excited or how elated I was when talking to crushes, why you ask? Simple.

It's because I was born with a FUCKING ANNOYING GIRLHOG AND SOME RIDICULOUS MONSTER NUTS along with my coochie.

Yeah, I somehow got "lucky" in the 1 in 3.5 million chance, and was born a futanari woman. Technically this was not the name, but internet is internet, so futa women it is. And if you think the stereotypes are real? Well, uhm, you need to touch grass, I guess? Like yeah, we are slightly bigger than the guys and cum a lot - but I only need to get some release 3 times a week! Not 3 times a day!

Anyway, with this very extensive baggage, you can assume that I'd be drowning up in pussy right? Wrong! It's the year 2026 of our lord and savior, and people are still bigots. And there are no bigger assholes than redpills, frat bros and sorority girls trying to recruit you at all costs. But this was by far not the biggest problem for me.

It was because I was... Straight. Yes, I like men. Which for a futanari is like admitting that femboys and bi men are your only salvation, because no sane men would go after a girl that statistically towers over him, is more hung than him, has more libido than him and likely wants his booty. And here's where my problem starts getting worse.

I am relatively well off - my parents are - and I study at a private college in a college town that is very guarded, let's put it like that. Which means that openly meeting a femboy is impossible, and heck, with the way things are, they might prefer me for my dick than rather the convoluted nerd I am.

It also doesn't help that I have a specific type of men I love. Femboy or not. Big Assed, Dumptrucked, Caked Up, Assheavy, Bootyfat, Clampcheeks, Twin Lower Moons, Bongo Booties and Deliciously Plump Derrières are my choice of life. Something something porn addiction, but I DON'T CARE! Phat Asses rule, and boys with phat asses are my dream.

It doesn't matter if you dress in girl's clothes or femininely, it doesn't matter if those cheeks have muscle definition on them or if they're chubby all around! It just matters to me that sway when they walk, that they hips are forced to SLUTWALK because how huge they are. Bonus points for just that tad of freckles or cellulite. That shit is hot man...

So yeah, this little preference of mine is not exactly well known, but people have tried to paint me as a HUGE PERVERT just because I asked a guy on my class about his squatting routine. I noticed that his dumpy was starting to get some conditioning and I knew he was on the swimming team... Why can't a girl open a conversation like that?!

But fuck me, I guess.

Send somebody to help me, please! With all love,

Kadenokouji Tachibana"

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Well, as you can guess from this hastily written diary entry, I'll be playing Kadenokouji Tachibana, or just Tachi for short. She's an awkward futanari woman, roughly between 20-22, college aged, although I'd not be bothered to play a mid to late 20s one or a 19 year old that got held back an year in HS - even if that would take some more convincing and planning.

And just as described here, Tachi is very fond of boys with big booties, big ol' dumptrucks and good hefty traffic stoppers. And while she tries to get around that, it is very clear that her lackluster or minimal dating skills translate to her blurting that out. Or not being able to hide her excitement about it. Despite that, and a very known porn catalogue hidden in her computer, Tachi is genuinely sweet and craves connection. Not just mind melting sex, but actual dates, spending time at stores looking over comics or manga, eating cakes at a bakery or taking her pets on walks! She's easy to please sure, and while she looks like a pushover - Tachi has a lot of spine too!

As for what your character could be... Uuuuuuuhmmmm... Honestly, just bring a phat ass. Genuinely, you can be anything: classmate that heard rumours about her? Yep. Thirsty femboy friend? Sure! Dumptruck friend's dad? Double yes. Teacher she's crushing on? You bet your ass so! I'd like you to be creative since Tachi here was a spur of the moment thing. I just know she likes boybooties like crazy and is bad at hiding it. Bonus points for PAWB and MILFy Femboys too.

Kinks for this scenario: ass worship, messy sex, anal, cock worship, cuddlefucking, rough fuck, dirty talk, slight orientation play, creampie, cumplay, size diference, cock worship, fluffy sex, lazy sex, excessive cum, porn logics. Interracial and slight raceplay can be worked out if you're a madlad or just extra horny like me, along with mpreg too, lmao.

References for Kadenokouji Tachibana here: https://imgchest.com/p/n87wpewk34x - choose which reference is the one you'd like to rp with the most and as a fun bonus, tell me why!

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Hello everyone! How has it been this since last time? I know you might not even remember me that much, but well, I've been kind of busy. Well, let's not talk about that much and more about the scenario that has been curling through my head, well more like an idea, lmao. It's not necessarily something for a long-term, but with the right partner, we can extend it a bit, but this is primarily an "one-and-done" scene.

As per usual, just a few disclaimers before we go into the scenarios, but I have hard limits to go over and about another big thing: I am not from the US, which means that my timezone in relation to most of you might be different, so if I take some hours to answer or something close to that, don't worry. I will answer it as long as we started roleplaying it.

Every character I do is 18+ years old, but in especific, all characters in this post are 20+ years old.

As for like writing quality, I don't expect you to have a Shakesperean level of english, just a bit of effort and maybe 1-2 paragraphs are what I expect of my partners as I try to put in effort even when I am tired or am having a bit of a block in the moment. Low effort posts will not be answered.

As for my limits: BDSM, any kind of toilet play, guro/ryona, wax play, vore and similars are definitely on the list. I might have forgotten a thing or another, but I will let you know heads up as we brainstorm our scenario first. Feel free in your starting message to me mention your kinks and limits so we know what are we going to work with.

Well, I guess that's all! If you have read this far, give me your favorite game from the 2000s in your reply (reddit chats please) to let me know you've read everything!

That's all for now! Stay safe out there people and I hope to hear from you!

Hello everyone! How has it been this since last time? I know you might not even remember me that much, but well, I've been kind of busy. Well, let's not talk about that much and more about these scenarios I have been rolling through the whole day. They're meant to be shorter, more of a binge type of scenario but can be extended if we click.

As per usual, just a few disclaimers before we go into the scenarios, but I have hard limits to go over and about another big thing: I am not from the US, which means that my timezone in relation to most of you might be different, so if I take some hours to answer or something close to that, don't worry. I will answer it as long as we started roleplaying it.

Every character I do is 18+ years old, but in especific, all characters in this post are 20+ years old.

As for like writing quality, I don't expect you to have a Shakesperean level of english, just a bit of effort and maybe 1-2 paragraphs are what I expect of my partners as I try to put in effort even when I am tired or am having a bit of a block in the moment. Low effort posts will not be answered.

As for my limits: BDSM, any kind of toilet play, guro/ryona, wax play, vore and similars are definitely on the list. I might have forgotten a thing or another, but I will let you know heads up as we brainstorm our scenario first. Feel free in your starting message to me mention your kinks and limits so we know what are we going to work with.

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1 - (Fu4A) The Best Student Any Teacher Could Have~

As much as people said that I was a teacher's pet, I was really confused as to why. Sure, I had good behavior and gave my teachers gifts and cards, but only at their birthdays as a clear way of showing them my gratitude for sharing their knowledge with me.

And despite me staying late to ask questions about the subject, I always made sure that my talks with them were super respectful and nothing that could compromise their position, after all, a student and a teacher can't really have a secret affair, can they?

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! SCHELSCH~! PLAP! PLAP!

"You're not being subtle, Mrs. Takeyama. Your moans can be heard all through the hallway..."

"I-I can't help it! You've been going for a full hour, Hikari!"

"Oh, my bad. I forgot to stop holding back.

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! SCHELSCH~! PLAP! PLAP!

Hmmm, now speaking like that, it does look like I am not exactly the teacher's pet, but rather the stud around here. Welp, that's what I get for helping out a widow teacher, maybe the GILF principal or just being good to socialize overall....

Maybe I think I could try and work with the Student Council this year?

"Oh, it looks like Ms. Oguro want me to pass by her office next. Guess I'll have to speed up, right Mrs. Takeyama?"

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This is a classic - almost boring even if you think about it: teacher and student, a tale as old as time. This time, I am framing more as the student being the "innocent" one and being far too lenient at her teacher's requests, after all, she feels that they aren't praised enough!

And in turn when doing this, she becomes kind of the "student that teachers fuck, but no one mentions it publically". And this can either be a single scenario where it's a quick one-on-one, or a revolving door of staff needing Hikari now and then to work out some kinks and de-stress from the stressful ambient of college life. She is willing to help!

Thus her fame as a teacher's pet. Want her to stay late so she can help grade some tests? Sure thing. Also want her to bend over and get her brains fucked while her cock flops around uselessly? Sure thing!

Kinks for this scenario: public sex, sneaky sex, dirty talk, age gaps (not too massive, and nothing too egregious as Hikari is 21 years old), creampie, slice of life (if needed be), cheating (optional), futa on futa and male on futa (optional)

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2 - (Fu4F/Fu) Modern Day Viking enjoys pillaging hearts and pussies, especially if they are chocolate flavored.

"Lort~ I'm getting closer, baby, tell me where you want it..."

"I-INSIDE, PLEASE~!"

The loud sound of something splashing was heard, along with muffled moans, then a bit of creaking out of an old bed, followed by heavy kissing and the sound of a lewd POP echoing through the air. After that? Just panting from mostly one woman.

"You're okay, baby?"

Frida watched as the other woman was fastly asleep, which forced a bit of a smile on her face, this must've meant she did a good job, right? She slid under the unconscious woman and spooned her, deciding that she could kill some time between this and her night classes by just staying here. Her tattooed arm sliding over the sleeping woman's lower back and watching as the contrast lit her eyes ablaze, as the shiver of arousal hit her half hard shaft again.

And while Frida would not do anything until her partner woke up, it was still so damn sexy seeing that pitch perfect, unblemished dark skin like ebony just... There. Frida loved women, but her kryptonite - Black Women.

The culprit of this love of hers? Her uncle, lived in the USA for years and always used to bring her music CDs and talked all about the differences between Denmark and the USA. For Frida however, video games and Hollywood were secondary to the most beautiful goddesses she's seen, she had never seen anything like it! And that picked her attention a lot.

Over the next few years, all Frida wanted to do was maybe start living with her uncle and maybe meet a cute, black girl and fall in love? Maybe she could really test if "them booties" really bounced like in all of those rap videos she used to watch hidden away on her phone - once she got a usable one anyway.

So she did just that! Frida decided to stop sulking and after years of begging, convinced her parents to do college on the other side of the planet, living in a dorm 20 minutes away from her uncle if she ever needed help. Of course, she didn't care for the fact, what she wanted was definitely something else.

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Well, this scenario is more straightforward than my usual cup of tea, but it describes Frida, the Danish Futanari, who is very fond of dark-skinned ladies. The vibe is more half-unconscious desire mixed in with active desire - she doesn't know exactly why she likes this demography of women, but she certaintly isn't willing to change it.

I'd play her as either a soft-dom or service top, not sure exactly what her full vibe is, but I am down for this, but I am feeling one of these two here! As for who you'd play? Well, the only specific trait is that your lady is black, not even necessarily African-American, can be of other diaspora movements as well, and in my opinion, it's an equally interesting route to go!

For this scenarios, femboys are not allowed, sorry.

Kinks for this scenario: raceplay, interracial (durr), creampie, size diference (Frida is very tall), dirty talk, casual sex, a little dab of romance and rougher-ish sex. Cumplay is also a thing that can be slotted here, but not exactly mandatory.

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3 - (Fu4Fu) Secret Rendezvous Between Two Futanari~!

This prompt is something more straight foward as the others, so there's not a lot of need for backstory, so I'll give you the details: This world is mostly evenly divided between men, women and futa, with men and women being seen as the most mainstream paring, but that doesn't stop men from dating other men of even futanari. But that all stops when it comes to two futanari dating or having an intimate relationship, for some reason that we could come up with, futanari can't date together and is seen as a very big tabboo even to this day and age.

That's the setup for this scenario, our relationship and characters are left as free as you can imagine, so I'm leaving the exact details of this prompt up in the air for you to come up with! Are we teacher and student having an affair that goes beyond raising grades? Two "friends" that get along too well to be just besties? Or are we related in anyway? Mother and Daughter? Aunt and Niece? The possibilities are endless!

In case you need references, I have two characters that can kind of help you with your prompt for our roleplaying:

Lydia - Early to mid 20s, is finishing or has already finished college and lives with her parents. Has a part-time job at the local fast food chain restaurant since her teen years (which makes her a fast food veteran lmao) and has not had much relationship experience. Wants to try and have one-night stands but will fall for any partner that does not treat her like a flower. Yes, her dick is 9 inches long and she might bottom if your character gives up going first... or maybe not.

Kathy - Late 20s, lives alone and has two large breed dogs (An English Mastiff and a Great Dane), makes a lot of money being a mechanic for specialized/high end cars and pratically is the only one doing so in the entire neighborhood. Has the looks of a stud, the attitude of one, but is a complete bottom - only tops if partner asks too, although she loves getting head. Total sweetheart once you get to know her, even if she is 6'4" and can absolutely bench press you.

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Well, I already said everything I wanted on the body, so just let it clear what you'd like to explore with this futa on futa scenario. And yes, I have been inspired some posts that look like this one, and those are... Way in depth than mine. I am just the teaser for this type of idea, lmao.

Kinks for this scenario: futa on futa, size difference, big sub small dom, lots and lots of cumplay, breeding, accidental creampie, incest, interracial, MILF, possible funny shenanigans, slice of life.

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4 - (F/Fu4A) The Guardian of the Sacred Forest is a... Deertaur?!

The Sacred Forest of Nyrmhaehlia is quite the fabled place and it earned that reputation. A place that constantly changes position every century, has a magical fog that interrupts or dampens dark magic and also has some of the most exotic and dangerous animals in all of the continent. For one to find and navigate this place indicated their high proficiency with magic - only Rulers of any kind were fabled to have arrived at such a place, ready to discover the elusive secrets that exist within the nature...

But that wasn't even the most well known legend of this place. Because with a forest that works like this, one would need a guide or a scholar to let it know that this place was guarded. And so every soul that passed by wondered - was the Guardian Of The Sacred Forest, a former Lich King punished by Mother Gaia to forever protect the place it tried to corrupt? Or rather the fabled Fae Couple Titania and Oberon, living in side of these walls with their faefolk, ready to smite any evil doers? Heck, could it be the Goblin King? That guy is pretty known around these lands as a trickster with a mind of an imp, who has recently claimed a spot... Wait, it's none of these figures?

A deertaur? You're joking right? You can't mean that a sub species of the centaurs is one of the strongest beings on the land?! You must be confused! There aren't even enough deertaurs out there to reproduce amongst themselves and you're telling me that one is supposed to be the overseer of Arcadyna's most mysterious landmark?

You must've been afflicted by a wizard's spell. No wonder why you're speaking so much weirdness.

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Well, I think I'm setting a trend with this one... What can I say, I love some worldbuilding~!

But this one is the loftiest of all of this on the list, because I got excited with a magic prompt. Well, and who this guardian could be? Well, it is Ceres here. Well, Ceres Idyllia Veruun Florae Monasol, the Forgiving. That's her full name and title.

And if you're thinking about it, Ceres can be either a futanari or not have a horsedong, it's part of your preference here. I'd like to know what you guys can come up with!

Kinks for this scenario: horsecock, demi-human biology, sex with magic, lots and lots of creampie, worldbuilding (it's hot don't care what anyone says), size diference, soft hyper (10-14 inch range), interspecies sex (not full on furry, sorry for you guys) and etc.

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5 - (Fu4A) The Orcs lost the war and now I'm being bought by someone...

I had been a proud orc, fighting in the frontlines for the horde, so we could get our own space in these lands! We were just creating a community, our kingdom! But then everything went wrong when the elves spread propaganda about my people, using their feud with us to rally a "holy army" with other species to destroy the "evil".

Now, after losing the war and many of my comrades, I hear someone walking into the camp, clearly coming towards my barrack, it's been some time since I was detained here and it was finally my time to get me off of here.

"You're Gruhan of the Blackmist? Some of the others alerted me here to your... Notoriety. We can't exactly send one of the best fighters to the regular auditions. You're getting moved to the Faelun Parlor for tonight's audition for the remaining leaders and other special figures of the Orc Horde."

I watch in annoyance and look at the woman telling of this incredible news to me. A few guards, all human and unlike the elven woman in front of me. And as I was escorted out, restrained by the arms with a locked gauntlet and with me being surrounded by guards, I wondered who would be the crazy person to try and own an orc.

Because I was still willing to try and get my revenge, in any way I can.

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As you can see, this scenario has a bit of a more darker setup, but don't let that deter you from trying It out, as we could also build up something great here! And by great, I mean a more romantic slice of life if you want. But we can stay within the "someone buys a stud orc for reasons that include sex and more".

With this scenario, I'd love to build this world with you (can even re-use the same world as 4th prompt) and have a bit of a plot here, could it be a romance between the newly found orc servant and her owner? Not exactly the most poignant. Or someone adding her to a harem of orcs? Or better yet, will I be inserted into an pro-orc owner and have them help me orchestrate a revolution? That could be fun too. Bonus points for a futa human and love story

Kinks for this scenario: fantasy interspecies, fantasy interracial, size difference, rough sex, master and servant dynamics, futa on female, male on futa, futa on male, femboys, futa on futa, conspiracy plot (not obligatory) and worldbuilding.

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Well, I guess that's all! If you have read this far, give me your favorite movie in your reply (reddit chats please) to let me know you've read everything!

That's all for now! Stay safe out there people and I hope to hear from you!