Bro why would you leave your viagra next to my medicine? I have been trying to get rid of my erection for the past hour but nothing’s been working…you help me deal with this problem
I accidentally booked a hotel room with one bed while I was on vacation with my girlfriend’s dad. I told him if we can’t get a different room I’ll pay him back somehow…
My boss called me into his office for a self performance review and told me if I did well I would get a promoted…safe to say I worked hard for that promotion
My best friend’s been depressed ever since his girlfriend broke up with him, hated seeing him like that so I told him I can help him forget all about her…now he’s constantly asking for my “help”