u/guzzle_dude

Skip the shower and head over.

Yo, I am a decent bloke. 37 . Not terrible shape. I have a fantasy of emptying your bladder and swallowing every drop. I’d love to suck you off as well but that’s secondary right now.

I’m willing to help figure out how to make this happen. For example - I’ll buy you drinks or I have some beer in my hotel.

Wellington waterfront area. Looking all night for just one opportunistic guy. Hit me up and we can figure it out.

I’ll pick up the tab and more. Dm me. I’m a decent normal dude just have a thing for chilling with a bro at a bar for a couple rounds. Straight or gay, just be masculine. Sorry to the other but preference is strong.

Looking for you to use me like a urinal. Come over. No shower required. I’ll suck you off after if you want.

Free beer 🍻

Im interested in sucking off a guy. I can host.

37 clean horny American. I love sucking. Open to anything. No drama. Shadzz hotel rm number by chat.
Don’t go to bed, cum get head.

Open door. Looking for a guy to hose down my mouth. Open to more. I’ll suck ya after. Good looking visited. Hotel is Shadzz near college and fritizbergn or whatever street. I’m thirsty.

37. I don’t know you- promise. I swallow. Kink a plus but honestly just ask and I give, hotel name and room number.

I hope you don’t prepare, just cum over.

Free beer 🍻 no expectations from you.

The plus can be explained just ask or tell me what you want. Simple. See you soon

Hello, I know like 8 ppl here. They are not you. I have a really nice hotel near the odd gas station on college and fitzherbeerner (spell check is failing me).

Swing by. Have a beer or two. I hope you have a good time and need to take a wiz cause I’m thirsty.

Seriously no drama no strings. Hit me up for a blowjob, maybe your asshole needs a soft kiss, maybe your balls are too sweaty and I can clean them with my tounge. Maybe you just take a beer and leave. Maybe you spit in my mouth.

For a clean cut dad next door, no beer belly guy… I am into a lot of weird stuff… happy to chat, prefer to host. Tell what type of pic you want and I’ll most likely send it along. Please be in the area, not looking to just chat. Prefer some kink

Pretty simple. Come over and whip it out. Leave happy. Good prework ritual. I’m probably on your way.

As discreet and anonymous as you like. I’m a man, but can have the lights off. I just want to suck and swallow. If it cums out of your dick I want to swallow every drop.
Just swing by before bed.
Low effort acceptable, skip the shower. It’s okay even if you forgot to shower for a while and work as a construction worker.

Let me know your preferences and I’ll accommodate. Very keen and very thirsty.

Discreet foreign (I know like 6 ppl in New Zealand, don’t worry) mid thirties, not fat if it matters. No stds. Happy to chat as much as you want to get going.

Hello, man here coming to palmy and will have a hotel. I can accommodate. From the uk so I really doubt I know you unless you are one of the 12 ppl from work. In which case bloody hell, I’m fired. I would love to lick my boss’s boss in inappropriate places.

Any way that went astray. I’m a bit disgusting. It’s what I’m into. Not into the grosses of thing (excrement) but damn well all things adjacent.

Any guys forget to shower but still want head? Any guys or gals into watersports? My goodness I love licking bungholes. Love it even more after the gym or yoga.

Bi here. Very few limits. Any like minded people (m f couple groups?) exist? First time in town and not likely to ever come again. I’m the guy that eats out the girl on shark week, I’m the guy that keeps sucking when you pee. I’m the guy that love natural hair and relishes funky smells. Just got creampied? I want to eat it out of you…

So yeah. DMs open

Im horny. Do the above while I try to sleep. Get me off and let me just enjoy you sitting on top of my while working my balls and cock. First come first gets it all. Dark room. I like sweaty ass cheeks, it’ll get me off. I feel that’s fair and equal. Open to doing more to you to help you get off. Message me for details

Oh and I can host

Kinky American sucker here in a hotel (Rydges Wellington) hoping to find a guy that just worked all day that wants a beer and some no strings head. I swallow everything (like please chug the beer, I’ll drink what comes out). Love sweaty grimy dudes that taste like men so don’t worry about the shower.

Wellington! Any kinky (or lazy and horny) guys here want a no strings blowjob? I literally swallow everything. Nothing makes me happier. Please come over. I’m from a whole different country, I don’t know you. No drama no games from me. I’m serious.

Looking for raunchy guys to swing by and use my mouth. Dirtier the better. WS and musk a plus. Dm for details cum n go situation

Hello, swing by and feed me your piss and cum. Desperate and willing to please 🙏 dm for info let me know what’s needed to make it happen for real

Hosting now. Cum empty your bladder and balls into my mouth. Raunch and kink desired.
37 British happy to give you pics and have you sit on my face. Plus if you just got off work and are on the way home. Dapper and clean here

Hosting in my hotel. No strings. Just getting off work? Swing by and I’ll suck you dry. Dm open and looking