u/ifuckingneedfriends

It’s been a very long and very slow day at work. Keep me company? Send me a corny pickup line, or a vulgar threat as dark and nasty as you want, or just call me dumb and desperate. I’m not too picky, just don’t send a “hey”. Ladies and anbies get priority but everyone is welcome to shoot their shot. To prove you read my post tell me what color and style of underwear you’re wearing. Bonus points if it has a cute pattern.

Hi, if you’re reading this then I think you should message me. I would love if you’d message me and be mean, but you could send me a cheesey pickup line, a dirty joke, whatever you want, just please flood my inbox. Big bonus points if you’re able to get reddit to label your chat request as a “potentially offensive message” <3

Hi, if you’re reading this then I think you should message me. I would love if you’d message me and be mean, but you could send me a cheesey pickup line, a dirty joke, whatever you want, just please flood my inbox. Big bonus points if you’re able to get reddit to label your chat request as a “potentially offensive message” <3