u/kalmecrazy

^(extra tags: [vibrating strapless strap] [in control to losing it])

you definitely just want some super innocent bonding time with your roommate, but somehow it turns into something a bit more... horny.

inclusivity stuff:

• names/terms: >!dude, clever boy, perv/pervy (once), man!<
• genitals: >!(big/pretty/throbbing) dick, ass, hard, (gorgeous) cock, asshole!<

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hello hello lovely people, and happy friday! i came across this request by u/TiredBoy_AZ a while ago and decided to take a stab at it :) had a lot of fun with this one, & i hope y'all enjoy!

click here to get your dick worshiped (and some other stuff...)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama and the form closes monday! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org & u/This_Guy_Eli)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [vibrating strapless strap] [in control to losing it])

you definitely just want some super innocent bonding time with your roommate, but somehow it turns into something a bit more... horny.

inclusivity stuff:

• names/terms: >!dude, clever boy, perv/pervy (once), man!<
• genitals: >!(big/pretty/throbbing) dick, ass, hard, (gorgeous) cock, asshole!<

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hello hello lovely people, and happy friday! i came across this request by u/TiredBoy_AZ a while ago and decided to take a stab at it :) had a lot of fun with this one, & i hope y'all enjoy!

click here to get your dick worshiped (and some other stuff...)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama and the form closes monday! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org & u/This_Guy_Eli)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

just a boy and his toy when he finally cums after edging for a while

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i fear my head is still kinda spinning so not a lot of thoughts from me today but enjoy this lil bonus audio! 🫡

click here to hear me lose my everloving shit

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

just a boy and his toy when he finally cums after edging for a while

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i fear my head is still kinda spinning so not a lot of thoughts from me today but enjoy this lil bonus audio! im gonna go eat lunch 🫡

click here to hear me lose my everloving shit

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

you're up watching tv completely unable to sleep for some reason. your roommate decides that simply won't do and puts you to sleep.

inclusivity stuff:

• names: >!dude!<
• genitals: >!no genital mentions!<

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hey y'all :) ive been meaning to do more sleep aid type stuff & i am a big fan of brown noise, so today i bring you a horny sleep aid with brown noise & three different versions:

• ^(version 1 [17:00] is the regular storyline, just the main description with a fade out at the end)
• ^(version 2 [12:50] is a loopable version thats just oral & brown noise, no storyline [note: this version has a "harsher" [not faded in/out] start/end for seamless looping])
• ^(version 3 [6:00:00] is the same as version 1 with additional hours of brown noise attached that fades out at the end)

hopefully theres a version here that works for you :) happy sleeping <3

click here for brown noise and head from your roomie

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org & u/This_Guy_Eli)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

you're up watching tv completely unable to sleep for some reason. your roommate decides that simply won't do and puts you to sleep.

inclusivity stuff:

• names: >!dude!<
• genitals: >!no genital mentions!<

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hey y'all :) ive been meaning to do more sleep aid type stuff & i am a big fan of brown noise, so today i bring you a horny sleep aid with brown noise & three different versions:

• ^(version 1 [17:00] is the regular storyline, just the main description with a fade out at the end)
• ^(version 2 [12:50] is a loopable version thats just oral & brown noise, no storyline [note: this version has a "harsher" [not faded in/out] start/end for seamless looping])
• ^(version 3 [6:00:00] is the same as version 1 with additional hours of brown noise attached that fades out at the end)

hopefully theres a version here that works for you :) happy sleeping <3

click here for brown noise and head from your roomie

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org & u/This_Guy_Eli)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

failed at recording an improv audio, but succeeded in melting my own brain!

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helloooooo chatters & happy friday! i have a fresh ramble just for y'all <3 broke myself a bit but like if you dont melt your brain while cumming then the fuck even is the point, yk? anyway! enjoy!

click here for boy moans

^(no backups for now)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

failed at recording an improv audio, but succeeded in melting my own brain!

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helloooooo chatters & happy friday! i have a fresh ramble just for y'all <3 broke myself a bit but like if you dont melt your brain while cumming then the fuck even is the point, yk? anyway! enjoy!

click here for boy moans

^(no backups for now)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [Buff Listener] [Kissing] [Exercise Kink] [Spit as Lube] [Sweat] [Adults])

Your Owner has been so worked up while waiting for you to come home from the gym. You put your muscles to use by being a good breeding pup.

inclusivity stuff:

• names/terms: >!puppy, sweet puppy, good boy, handsome boy, big strong boy, pup, gym puppy, pretty boy, big, buff, service dog, sweet boy, horny little puppy, breeding pup, good dog, good puppy, big strong puppy slut, fuckpet, fucking machine, pretty puppy, little puppy brains, silly soggy puppy!<
• genitals: >!cock, speaker repeatedly asks listener to breed him & cum inside him!<

note for trans listeners from the author: The listener has a cock, uses it for penetration, and is stimulated by thrusting. This is written to be interpreted as a natal penis, post-op penis, or pack-and-play.

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am i becoming the puppy play guy? maybe! its fun, leave me alone. just sit down & enjoy the porn, k? maybe put on both headphones & fuck a toy in my honor or smth.

anywaysss this was a very fun script to perform & we should all give a round of applause to u/pupSorrel 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

click here to breed your owner 🙂‍↕️

^(no backups for now :/)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org & u/This_Guy_Eli)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [Buff Listener] [Kissing] [Exercise Kink] [Spit as Lube] [Sweat] [Adults])

Your Owner has been so worked up while waiting for you to come home from the gym. You put your muscles to use by being a good breeding pup.

inclusivity stuff:

• names/terms: >!puppy, sweet puppy, good boy, handsome boy, big strong boy, pup, gym puppy, pretty boy, big, buff, service dog, sweet boy, horny little puppy, breeding pup, good dog, good puppy, big strong puppy slut, fuckpet, fucking machine, pretty puppy, little puppy brains, silly soggy puppy!<
• genitals: >!cock, speaker repeatedly asks listener to breed him & cum inside him!<

note for trans listeners from the author: The listener has a cock, uses it for penetration, and is stimulated by thrusting. This is written to be interpreted as a natal penis, post-op penis, or pack-and-play.

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am i becoming the puppy play guy? maybe! its fun, leave me alone. just sit down & enjoy the porn, k? maybe put on both headphones & fuck a toy in my honor or smth.

anywaysss this was a very fun script to perform & we should all give a round of applause to u/pupSorrel 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

click here to breed your owner 🙂‍↕️

^(no backups for now :/)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org & u/This_Guy_Eli)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

stoned horny boy wants to prove he's good at edging & keeping quiet

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here he is, as promised! enjoy quiet horny stoned kalin :)

click here for boy edging

^(no backups for now :/)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

stoned horny boy wants to prove he's good at edging & keeping quiet

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here he is, as promised! enjoy quiet horny stoned kalin :)

click here for boy edging

^(no backups for now :/)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

---

^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

stoned horny boy wants to prove he's good at edging & keeping quiet

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here he is, as promised! enjoy quiet horny stoned kalin :)

click here for boy edging

^(no backups for now :/)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [so much laughing] [njoy] [satisfyer] [toy discussions] [masturbation discussions])

he's silly, he's horny, he's high, and he fucks himself just for you ;)

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helloooo chatters! a ramble for today :) different than promised, but hot nonetheless! he's giving the white rabbit from alice in wonderland with how fixated he is on the time tho 😭 enjoy! (and happy national orgasm day!)

get fuckedddddd

^(no backups for now :/)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [so much laughing] [njoy] [satisfyer] [toy discussions] [masturbation discussions])

he's silly, he's horny, he's high, and he fucks himself just for you ;)

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helloooo chatters! a ramble for today :) different than promised, but hot nonetheless! he's giving the white rabbit from alice in wonderland with how fixated he is on the time tho 😭 enjoy! (and happy national orgasm day!)

get fuckedddddd

^(no backups for now :/)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [so much laughing] [njoy] [satisfyer] [toy discussions] [masturbation discussions])

he's silly, he's horny, he's high, and he fucks himself just for you ;)

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helloooo chatters! a ramble for today :) different than promised, but hot nonetheless! he's giving the white rabbit from alice in wonderland with how fixated he is on the time tho 😭 enjoy! (and happy national orgasm day!)

get fuckedddddd

^(no backups for now :/)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [Exes to…FWB?] [Bickering] [Ripped Dress] [Spitting in Listener's Mouth] [Everyone has a bush] [Strap On] [Speaker On Top] [Oral o/S])

You decided to go to your ex's place to pick up a few items after he mentioned to you you left some stuff. The thing is; it's useless junk you could have replaced. No reason to reunite after your breakup 2 months ago…except, y’know, getting some closure and letting off some steam.

inclusivity stuff:

• names/terms: >!bossy, stupid, chubby, adorable, blushing, dark skin, brat, good girl, (eager little) slut, needy girl, baby, hun, whore, needy thing, bitch, porn star, pretty, atta girl!<
• genitals: >!bush, tits, clit, (messy) cunt, pussy, ass!<

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hiya! today i am so very happy to bring y'all a fill of this super awesome script by u/they_callme_ami!

silly in audio blooper flavored note: >!theres a line towards the beginning where i say "so above you". ignore that. it should say so beneath you but i fear i cannot recreate the delivery.!<

on to the audio!

i think you came all the way down here for "closure"... or, more accurately, you wanted some dick.

^(audiochan)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [cum in boxers] [reverse comfort] or mayhaps [reverse CUMfort])

your boyfriend gets really dramatic when he's sick. you know just how to make him feel better.

inclusivity stuff:

• names: >!baby, pervert, annoying, demon!<
• >!no genital mentions!<

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kalin on a wednesday?? crazy!! today i bring you pathetic sick boyfriend kalin, inspired by the actual irl sick kalin 🧍🏾 enjoy the moans~

of course i want help, but im not gonna subject you to my horny germs or whatever...

^(audiochan)

~ kalin :)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [cum in boxers] [reverse comfort] or mayhaps [reverse CUMfort])

your boyfriend gets really dramatic when he's sick. you know just how to make him feel better.

inclusivity stuff:

• names: >!baby, pervert, annoying, demon!<
• >!no genital mentions!<

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kalin on a wednesday?? crazy!! today i bring you pathetic sick boyfriend kalin, inspired by the actual irl sick kalin 🧍🏾 enjoy the moans~

of course i want help, but im not gonna subject you to my horny germs or whatever...

^(audiochan)

~ kalin :)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)

^(extra tags: [cum in boxers] [reverse comfort] or mayhaps [reverse CUMfort])

your boyfriend gets really dramatic when he's sick. you know just how to make him feel better.

inclusivity stuff:

• names: >!baby, pervert, annoying, demon!<
• >!no genital mentions!<

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kalin on a wednesday?? crazy!! today i bring you pathetic sick boyfriend kalin, inspired by the actual irl sick kalin 🧍🏾 enjoy the moans~

of course i want help, but im not gonna subject you to my horny germs or whatever...

^(audiochan)

~ kalin :)

(pssst... kalin's planning an ama! have a question you wanna ask? ask it!)

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^(all characters are 18+)

^(sfx from freesound.org)

^(© 2026 u/kalmecrazy: no reposts/rehosts and not licensed for ai training!)