u/lovebigbutts66

Heavy set guy, moderately hairy, average endowment. Looking to watch, stroke, eventually suck. Anyone looking for long-term and exclusive?

I really thought I'd get some interest in helping me fulfill this fantasy of mine. Walking someplace, a park, store parking lot, somewhere, and I happen across a guy jerking off in his car. He makes it clear he doesn't mind if I watch so I move closer. I watch him jerk his cock and at some point I ask if I can touch it. He lets me. I stroke him until he cant take it anymore then takes back over and jerks out a nice hot load as I watch in amazement.

MWM, 59 here.

I have long had this fantasy:

I'm walking through a park or a parking lot, as I approach this car ahead, I see the guy inside making motions with his arm...is he...could he be...fuck, I think he's jerking off. I have to see this. I cautiously approach, trying to not startle him, making sure I'm in his vision. I'm 20 feet away, he looks at me, then he rolls his window down. Without a word, I walk over to his car. He leans his head back, I am now at the side of his vehicle, I can see exactly what he's doing now.

His cock is out, it's in his hand and it's hard. I can't be certain, but I think he's leaking too. I stand there watching...he's stroking steadily. I start talking to him. Yeah, stroke that cock man...you look so fucking hard...then I reach in my pocket and pull out my phone. He immediately panics thinking I'm going to take pics and turn him in or something. I tell him i'm not taking pics, but pulling up a video I have of my wife riding a nice cock when she was younger. I pull up the video and he starts stroking a little faster.

I can tell he's getting close, so I ask him if I can touch it. He nods and says please do. I look around and see no one, so i reach in his window, wrap my fingers around his stiff prick and slowly stroke him as he continues to watch my video.

After about a minute and a half, I feel his cock stiffen. I let go and I tell him, make it cum for me. I want to see your dick squirt...cum you fucker! And he does. All over his hand, his cock, his balls, some on his shirt. As chuckle and start to walk away I tell him my reddit screen name and tell him to hit me up if he'd like this to be a regular thing.

This doesn't have to be just a fantasy does it?

Anybody want to let me watch them jerk off and cum?

I know you are on here, lurking. You see the same type of posts day in and day out. Guys promising great skills and no strings. Most fall far short in the skills category, and no strings? There are ALWAYS strings aren't there? I make no promises in the skills department. Being intimate is like a dance, you are only as good as your partner. I need a new dance partner that dances to the same beat I do.

This is where I take a right turn from the typical guy on here looking to hook up...I want to be friends too. Not just fuck buddies, but friends. I'd like to get to know you, about you, what has your life in such a shit spot that you are looking to Reddit to get laid lol. I have my own story that I will share if we talk. You don't judge me. I won't judge you. Life is what it is.

Another turn off the beaten path here...I don't want a flawless woman. I like a soft belly, wide hips, stretch marks, scars, a real woman. A woman that's lived a life, earned her battle scars, and isn't apologetic about it. I'm no prize physically. I'm too heavy, I don't get enough exercise, the hairline is still pretty solid but the hair growing in places it never used to is annoying. Your physical appearance is but one part of attraction, at least to me. Hygiene, pride in appearance, the way you carry yourself, part of the equation. I find honesty to be sexy and refreshing. I like intelligence. I find that as I've matured myself, I've become a bit sapiosexual. I like a sense of humor. Bust my chops, i'll bust yours. Sassy women turn me on but . I will admit that I tend to like a curvier woman. Nothing against thinner women, but it just feels better wrapping my strong arms around a woman with some padding.

General stats I'd like you to have, though nothing is ever written in stone...50-65, local to Rochester, marital status doesn't matter (if you are on here you are either just curious, like me, in a dead marriage, or just too busy or shy for conventional dating), well spoken, big butt lol (hence my screen name). And bonus points if you don't shave the kitty. I've never understood the whole attraction to pre-pubescent looking vaginas. If you are curious I have a whole list of reasons why I prefer a hairier woman down below, some of them sort of base I guess but I'll share almost anything if you ask lol I'm 59, short cropped hair, blue eyes, cute dimples, goatee without the mustache, glasses, 5'10" wayyy too heavy but working on it, average endowment (sorry size queens, but I do make up for it with my tongue!). I'm a smart ass, don't really have enough filters, speak my mind (goes with the lack of filters), and I am the man Diogenes was looking for. If you get that you have already made me twitch LOL.

It won't hurt to talk. Tell me your story, I'll share mine and at the very least, we will have killed some time and maybe figured out another piece of our individual puzzles. I'm lonely, I'm horny, I'd like a friend. How about you?

Look, I'm tired of you asshats yanking my chain. Talk Talk Talk. It's either guys that will suck and fuck anyone and everyone or guys that do nothing but waste others time talking about it. I realize this is a free forum and just like CL, its mostly idiots jerking off then bailing once they nut and hit that post orgasm clarity. That's not me. I want a cock before I cum, I want one after I cum, I want one to fucking make cum. I'm at peace with the fact that I'm a big burly guy that likes cock once in a while. It doesn't make me gay (not that theres anything wrong with that), it doesn't make me less of a man. I can suck your cock or kick your ass LMAO!

Just need ONE dude that is looking for ONE dude to jerk off with to some hot videos I have from my swinging days. Watch my curvy wife fuck other guys and cum with me. Jerk off together, jerk each other off, hell with the right guy, I'll even suck your cock on the regular if you earn my trust. Every chance I get...yeah as much as I love pussy, I still like a nice hard cock to play with and suck.

Ideally I would LOVE a couple. Pleasure her, play with each other while she watches...thats hot!!! But this is really about my search for a decent, honest, trustworthy cock. Yeah I know, that shit made me laugh too when I went back and read it. Not sure a guy like that exists. Though I do, so there has to be at least ONE other guy out there like me. Where are ya man? I'm horny. I'm cock hungry. Every day you don't replay is one less load I can fucking swallow.

Parameters: I'm an older (59) hefty hairy guy. Average endowment. You should be age appropriate for me, and by that I mean that unless you have a particularly nice penis or a very secure place to play, I probably won't reply (i'm a sucker for cock pics though lol). Please be hmm...let's say 45 to 65, local, if you can host fantastic (I cannot), clean, willing to be "exclusive" cock wise, meaning I don't want what everyone else is getting too lol, semi-intelligent, if you like to hike and fish, bonus!

You out there man or are the really only time wasters on reddit?

Talked to a lot of guys that claim to want a stroke buddy, but I'm still jerking off alone. Why do guys start talking then ghost? Man up, if ya want a cock, ya want a cock...don't be shy, don't be a wuss.

That being said, looking for a guy (or couple), 50-65, able to host or have a really good place to play, clean, NOT fucking everybody and everything...you HAVE to be out there. I've literally invested hundreds of hours trying to find a good friend to stroke with, stroke off and eventually suck off. I'm seriously starting to feel like Diogenes.