u/machan12

So, did you all know? Rule34.xxx has a feature called "I came" where a signed-in user clicks on the rather obvious button and indicates he orgasmed. The system then checks if the image has a character tag and if it does, the character will get a point. It can only be done once a day. So, who are the top 10?

What.

...what in the name of Holy is this? It's absolute trash. They're all drivel from boring Western cartoons. They're not even hot. Well, where's our beloved Tifa?

...57?

...fifty-seven... FIFTY-SEVEN??? THIS IS HERESY!!! THIS CANNOT STAND!!!!

So here's the call to action: there's a gap of 767,313 points between our girl Tifa and that American Dad chick. One man can never overcome this, one hundred men would require twenty years, but a thousand of us hitting that button every day could do it in two years.

"Two years of hitting one button on a Tifa pic on rule 34 each day?" you ask. Yes, that's all! Pick a Tifa image you like, hit that button, and move on with your day. Before bed, first thing in the morning, wherever, but that's it! Five seconds to place her where she belongs... #1.

"machan12 finally lost it, we knew all those years of posting Tifa would get to him eventually." Eh, maybe, I don't know. It boggles my mind that they have such awful taste. Lowest common denominator has been a problem for centuries, especially apparent now in Western entertainment. The fact it even hits this kind of material is contemptible in my eyes.

Fixing this is good not just for me, but for the entirety of Western civilization. By fixing this, we show the lowest common denominator the depths of their error and show them what a true #1 babe looks like.

Besides, Tifa's cute.

Do it for her

What do you say, lads? Can we do this thing?