u/maladroid_

A scholarly, intracoital discussion about the brothers of Sappho, the Tenth Muse…

Hot Audio: During sex you asked me…

Audiochan: Do you think Sappho's brothers were cunts?

This poem by u/Iron_Enjambment is brilliant! I keep finding more to love about it every time I read it. Please check out his other works which are just as wonderful! 

Shout out to Charaxos and Larichos, who are still catching strays almost 3000 years later 😂 It can't be easy to have a Muse as a sister…

Achingly yours,

Mal

Mal-odies: No Scrubs by TLC ⛵🍷😁

> “Your friend vanished and has seemingly ignored you since the news of your betrothal. Now, at the wedding of your friend, he reappears and has something to say to you…”

HotAudio: Does that fool even know how you long to be touched?

Audiochan: How I yearn... hopelessly... sleeplessly... to love you as you deserve!

Script Here!

Mr. Darcy, eat your heart out!

This absolute gem of a script was penned by the talented u/NyxGeminiWrites. The romantic tension! The ardent confession! The ankle kiss in the rain! SO GOOD...! I sincerely hope I captured some of the script’s essence. Please let me know what you think!

Achingly yours,

Mal

(PS sorry for the accent, I couldn't help it 😭)

MAL-odies 🎧:

Beethoven's “Appassionata”: 3rd Movement 🎹🔥

Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order 💔😌

A Lover's Concerto by The Supremes 🌹🐦

SFX by me and freesound.org

> “Your friend vanished and has seemingly ignored you since the news of your betrothal. Now, at the wedding of your friend, he reappears and has something to say to you…”

HotAudio: Does that fool even know how you long to be touched?

Audiochan: How I yearn... hopelessly... sleeplessly... to love you as you deserve!

Script Here!

Mr. Darcy, eat your heart out!

This absolute gem of a script was penned by the talented u/NyxGeminiWrites. The romantic tension! The ardent confession! The ankle kiss in the rain! SO GOOD...! I sincerely hope I captured some of the script’s essence. Please let me know what you think!

Achingly yours,

Mal

(PS sorry for the accent, I couldn't help it 😭)

MAL-odies 🎧:

Beethoven's “Appassionata”: 3rd Movement 🎹🔥

Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order 💔😌

A Lover's Concerto by The Supremes 🌹🐦

SFX by me and freesound.org

Audiochan: I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes

Hotaudio: and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Happy (belated) Bloomsday GWN! I hope you enjoy my first post here ❤️

The entirety of Joyce's Ulysses takes place on one day: June 16th, 1904. This date has been dubbed “Bloomsday” by fans of the novel, who gather to celebrate annually. I’ve heard that the celebrations last the whole week in Dublin (hopefully I'll be able to go one day!!).

For my own little Bloomsday I will be reprising one of my first audios where I (hysterically 🫠) read the ending of Ulysses. In this excerpt, Molly Bloom (who represents Penelope) recounts the day that her husband proposed to her. Her thoughts meander from nature, to her husband Leopold, to her childhood in Gibraltar, then finally culminating in her famous Yes. It never fails to hit me right in the feels, as you will no doubt hear.

Sorry for the yap-fest, please enjoy!

Achingly yours,

Mal

MAL-odies 🎧: The Sensual World and Flower of the Mountain by Kate Bush (famously based on the passage I read!🪻) and Falling Away With You by Muse ♥️

Ulysses by James Joyce is in the public domain and can be found on Project Gutenberg.

Audiochan: I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume

Hotaudio: and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Happy Bloomsday dear listeners! 

The entirety of Joyce's Ulysses takes place on one day: June 16th, 1904.  This date has been dubbed “Bloomsday” by fans of the novel, who gather to celebrate annually.  I’ve heard that the celebrations last the whole week in Dublin (hopefully I'll be able to go one day!!).  

For my own little Bloomsday I will be reprising one of my first audios where I (hysterically 🫠) read the ending of Ulysses. In this excerpt, Molly Bloom (who represents Penelope) recounts the day that her husband proposed to her. Her thoughts meander from nature, to her husband Leopold, to her childhood in Gibraltar, then finally culminating in her famous Yes. It never fails to hit me right in the feels, as you will no doubt hear.  

Sorry for the yap-fest and I hope you enjoy the audio! 

Achingly yours, 

Mal

MAL-odies 🎧: The Sensual World and Flower of the Mountain by Kate Bush (famously based on the passage I read!🪻) and Falling Away With You by Muse ♥️

Ulysses by James Joyce is in the public domain and can be found on Project Gutenberg.

Hi TREA! I would love to be verified on this amazing subreddit!

Verification Audio

Thank you! 😁

Audiochan: The mystic deliria—the madness amorous—the utter abandonment...

HotAudio: I love you—O you entirely possess me...

Hi PTA, I hope you enjoy my first post here!

Some late night yearning and poetry reading for you! (I apologize for the audio quality as this was a kind of impromptu recording session in my bed 😅)

I very much appreciate any comments or feedback and my DMs are open if you're shy! Thanks for listening!

Achingly Yours,

Mal

(Some tunes to go with the audio, or Mal-odies, if you will 😁: Wild is the Wind by Nina Simone and Lover, You Should've Come Over by Jeff Buckley 💕)

Audiochan: The mystic deliria—the madness amorous—the utter abandonment...

HotAudio: I love you—O you entirely possess me...

Late night yearning and poetry reading, I hope you enjoy! (I apologize for the audio quality as this was a kind of impromptu recording session in my bed 😅)

I very much appreciate any comments or feedback and my DMs are open if you're shy! Thanks for listening!

Achingly Yours,

Mal

(Mal-odies 😁: Wild is the Wind by Nina Simone and Lover, You Should've Come Over by Jeff Buckley 💕)