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Tele Group

Hey 👋 i have a telegram community for swinger, cuckold, hotwife etc. dm me if anyone interested in joining. It's a malay group, so the chat is normally in malay, this group is only for malaysian. Any race can join. The rule is simple, be respectful with the people in the group. This community is a real community, not just fantasy. Sometimes we do gathering, event and many more.

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u/MajesticAd2753 — 6 days ago
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Who's free this weekend?

Gangbang always a fantasy of mine, who's free this weekend?

u/AsianHunter945 — 11 days ago
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Ada siapa2 yang nak gangbang i tak?

I horny sangat ni, mcm nak kena gangbang. Kalau nak tgk gambar, go check my profile la. Huwaaa

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u/cutecuriousdog — 12 days ago
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May is widely recognized as International Masturbation Month (also called National Masturbation Month).

Quick Background

It originated in 1995 when the San Francisco-based sex-positive retailer Good Vibrations launched it (initially as National Masturbation Day) in response to the firing of U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders. She had suggested including masturbation in sex education, which caused controversy.

Who knew? Happy Masturbation Month to all!! 😂😁

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u/malaygentKLJB — 18 days ago
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I sincerely believe that when it comes to sex, treat her well and treat her first, and then lie back, relax and let her return the favor ...

u/malaygentKLJB — 19 days ago
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Are you out there and are you looking too?

I’m a 55-year-old Malay guy currently serving life sentence in KL traffic. I have a steady job, a happy marriage, two kids who treat me like a walking ATM, and the exciting personality of a plain roti canai at this point. My daily routine is so predictable even my alarm clock is yawning.

So here I am — a certified INFJ (which is basically Myers-Briggs for “overthinker who wants meaningful conversations instead of scrolling TikTok at 2am”). I’m politely bored out of my mind and looking for mature, like-minded ladies (45+) to rescue me from becoming a full-time sofa ornament.

What I’m offering:

Premium platonic companionship (no funny business, my wife would kill me and I like being alive)

Deep talks about life, regrets, “what ifs”, and why young people nowadays can’t eat spicy food

Solid jokes & self-roasting service (free of charge)

Someone who can laugh at my terrible jokes and still respect boundaries like a pro

Think of me as your friendly neighbour who actually listens. No drama, no games, no “send photo first” nonsense. Just good teh tarik, maybe a walk, and conversations that make us both forget we’re supposed to act our age.

If you’re a classy, funny, mature lady who’s also secretly tired of the same old routine and can roast me properly, slide into my DMs.

Bonus points if you have a “I can’t believe I did that at my age” story that beats mine (spoiler: I once tried to dance at a wedding and my back filed for divorce).

Drop your best joke or life story below and let’s see if the vibes are more “besties” than “awkward silence”.

Looking forward to chatting with you, fellow survivors of Malaysian traffic and mid-life boredom!

Cheers,

A slightly rebellious 55yo INFJ who still believe humans are meant to connect (and laugh)...

u/malaygentKLJB — 19 days ago
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Let's share the places with the rest... What's the weirdest places (public) you and your partner have had sex at?

u/malaygentKLJB — 19 days ago