u/mclovin1099

I'll keep this simple. I've been on a dry spell for the last 6 years. I'm looking to end that this weekend. Want to know more? Come talk to me.

Let's just cut right to the chase. I'm a single middle aged man. Life can get pretty fucking lonely at this age. Dating apps are just a rouse to get your money. I'm rather extroverted, but also a bit lazy, and my motivation for going out is to see friends, so it's really difficult to get motivated to go out and meet strangers. So I've come here as a last resort. It's a long shot, but I have met a few cool people here in the past. Well ok, I met ONE cool person. Does lightning strike twice?

I'm seeking a friend, a FWB, a fuck buddy, or just someone to fuck and forget about. I'm open to all. If you're reading this you are either 1) a guy in the same situation 2) a female looking for one of the options I listed or 3) a scammer looking for a mark. If you're #1 or #3 please don't bother, I'm not bi, I'm not dumb, and I'm not sending you $50 for "gas money" so you can come over.

Let's wrap this up with a good ole list:

Me

• 5'8", 170 lbs, average/middle aged bod with a bit of a beer belly
• DDF, vaccinated, circumsized, showered but not cleanly shaven
• Usually I'm a silly nerd, though right now I feel more like a jaded nerd. It doesn't take much to bring the silly side out
• Can totally beat you in Mario Kart as long as it's the N64 version. Inquire within if you're up to the challenge.
• I have kinks. I'm not going to list them, but I'm an open book, so feel free to ask.

You

• 18+ (I don't really care about age, as long as it's legal)
• Also DDF and showered. Preferably clean shaven.
• I'm not extremely picky about looks, but if you're morbidly obese I'm probably not interested.
• In the Chicagoland area. I'm not interested in a long distance pen pal.
• Actually interested in meeting
• This one I can't stress enough, you can't be a man. I'm not bi. I'm not gay.

I think that about sums it up. Send me a chat if you're interested. I do have pics and I expect you to as well.

Let's just cut right to the chase. I'm a single middle aged man. Life can get pretty fucking lonely at this age. Dating apps are just a rouse to get your money. I'm rather extroverted, but also a bit lazy, and my motivation for going out is to see friends, so it's really difficult to get motivated to go out and meet strangers. So I've come here as a last resort. It's a long shot, but I have met a few cool people here in the past. Well ok, I met ONE cool person. Does lightning strike twice?

I'm seeking a friend, a FWB, a fuck buddy, or just someone to fuck and forget about. I'm open to all. If you're reading this you are either 1) a guy in the same situation 2) a female looking for one of the options I listed or 3) a scammer looking for a mark. If you're #1 or #3 please don't bother, I'm not bi, I'm not dumb, and I'm not sending you $50 for "gas money" so you can come over.

Let's wrap this up with a good ole list:

Me

• 5'8", 170 lbs, average/middle aged bod with a bit of a beer belly
• DDF, vaccinated, circumsized, showered but not cleanly shaven
• Usually I'm a silly nerd, though right now I feel more like a jaded nerd. It doesn't take much to bring the silly side out
• Can totally beat you in Mario Kart as long as it's the N64 version. Inquire within if you're up to the challenge.
• I have kinks. I'm not going to list them, but I'm an open book, so feel free to ask.

You

• 18+ (I don't really care about age, as long as it's legal)
• Also DDF and showered. Preferably clean shaven.
• I'm not extremely picky about looks, but if you're morbidly obese I'm probably not interested.
• In the Chicagoland area. I'm not interested in a long distance pen pal.
• Actually interested in meeting
• This one I can't stress enough, you can't be a man. I'm not bi. I'm not gay.

I think that about sums it up. Send me a chat if you're interested. I do have pics and I expect you to as well.

Let's just cut right to the chase. I'm a single middle aged man. Life can get pretty fucking lonely at this age. Dating apps are just a rouse to get your money. I'm rather extroverted, but also a bit lazy, and my motivation for going out is to see friends, so it's really difficult to get motivated to go out and meet strangers. So I've come here as a last resort. It's a long shot, but I have met a few cool people here in the past. Well ok, I met ONE cool person. Does lightning strike twice?

I'm seeking a friend, a FWB, a fuck buddy, or just someone to fuck and forget about. I'm open to all. If you're reading this you are either 1) a guy in the same situation 2) a female looking for one of the options I listed or 3) a scammer looking for a mark. If you're #1 or #3 please don't bother, I'm not bi, I'm not dumb, and I'm not sending you $50 for "gas money" so you can come over.

Let's wrap this up with a good ole list:

Me

• 5'8", 170 lbs, average/middle aged bod with a bit of a beer belly
• DDF, vaccinated, circumsized, showered but not cleanly shaven
• Usually I'm a silly nerd, though right now I feel more like a jaded nerd. It doesn't take much to bring the silly side out
• Can totally beat you in Mario Kart as long as it's the N64 version. Inquire within if you're up to the challenge.
• I have kinks. I'm not going to list them, but I'm an open book, so feel free to ask.

You

• 18+ (I don't really care about age, as long as it's legal)
• Also DDF and showered. Preferably clean shaven.
• I'm not extremely picky about looks, but if you're morbidly obese I'm probably not interested.
• In the Chicagoland area. I'm not interested in a long distance pen pal.
• Actually interested in meeting
• This one I can't stress enough, you can't be a man. I'm not bi. I'm not gay.

I think that about sums it up. Send me a chat if you're interested. I do have pics and I expect you to as well.