Strawberries!
I don't eat often. But some nights I have an extreme urge. Tonight was one. While I always enjoy eating a little, maybe a few licks, I REALLY enjoy mixing it with sweet foods. I got the overwhelming urge, but didn't have sweets. I reluctantly opened the fridge to see the strawberries I'd forgotten about.
I took a shit on the floor in my bathroom. The consistency was prefect for spreading. I dipped a finger in and licked it clean to taste before committing. The perfect mix of earthy and sweet. I used my finger to spread the shit generously onto the strawberry, licked my fingers clean. I started pleasuring myself, and as I was getting close, I ate the strawberry in one bite. I came going "ahhh" in the mirror having finished my delicious treat.
And here I am, in my bathroom again. Another fresh shit, and a delicious strawberry just waiting to be eaten!