u/mhpa_throwaway

Hello! I'm working from home today, and not terribly busy. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

I think porn in the 90s absolutely ruined a generation of guys by setting the expectation that women should be completely smooth and shaved. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that (at all!) if that's what you prefer. But, I've talked to a few women who have told me something along the lines of, "my guy won't go down on me if I don't trim or shave."

That makes me really sad, since I really do love a nice, fully, hairy (yummy, sensuous, musky) bush. The more wild and unkempt, the better. Just the warmth and the feeling of hair against my nose and lips. And, knowing that, "this is a woman, not just a girl."

To take it a step further, I also find hairy armpits on a woman very attractive, in kind of a "hippie chick" sort of way. In fact, a few years ago, there was a college girl walking down the side, cute, shortish blonde hair, with a sleeveless shirt, a bag slung over her shoulder, and she clearly didn't shave her armpits.

And, I thought, "OMG, she's absolutely the cutest thing! I totally want to just pick her up and cuddle her!" That's a swoon right there. :-)

But, in any case... If you're one of those lovely women who enjoys being natural, send me a PM! I'd love to chat with you, and hear about how you decided to stay natural, what the response from girls/guys have been, and anything else you'd like to talk about.

Some of my other kinks/fantasies include anal, pegging, fisting, toys, object insertion, cum, and watersports to name a few! And I would enjoy hearing about yours! No judgment!

Hello! I'm working from home today, and not terribly busy. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

Hello! I'm winding down my day, and not quite ready for bed. But I'm drinking some water and getting super hydrated to give myself a 'problem' to deal with! And I'd really enjoy your company! I would love to chat a bit about sexy, filthy things... And, I’m thinking of watching some nasty piss, fisting, and hole wrecking porn, and would love to talk about some filthy fantasies. I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

So, one of my fantasy/fetishes is watersports. I find everything about pee absolutely sexy. Peeing on a woman, and inside her... Being peed on (especially while fucking!) Drinking it, sharing it, fucking on the floor of a piss-covered shower. You get the idea! Does that image (of either you or me, or both!) turn you on as much as it turns me on?

One of my weird and fun fantasies is to find a woman that's into piss as much as I am... And, going on a first date where we agree to each fill a metal water bottle with our piss, and bring it to a public park. Swap them, and sit there chatting and drinking, and getting to know each other.

This seems to be a very niche kink (where people who are otherwise "into everything" see it as a limit), especially since I'm not so much into the dom/sub aspect of it, but just generally being filthy and mutually degrading. There's something so sexy and intimate about drinking, enjoying, and basking in fluids that came out of someone else's body.

I'm a 47 year old divorced guy, and I'm looking for a fun and perverted woman to chat with. A dirty mind is so very hot! Tell me about what all you'd enjoy doing with pee... Anything goes!

I'm also into all sorts of other kinks (anal, pegging, fisting, toys, object insertion, cum, to name a few!) and would love to hear about yours!

I think porn in the 90s absolutely ruined a generation of guys by setting the expectation that women should be completely smooth and shaved. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that (at all!) if that's what you prefer. But, I've talked to a few women who have told me something along the lines of, "my guy won't go down on me if I don't trim or shave."

That makes me really sad, since I really do love a nice, fully, hairy (yummy, sensuous, musky) bush. The more wild and unkempt, the better. Just the warmth and the feeling of hair against my nose and lips. And, knowing that, "this is a woman, not just a girl."

To take it a step further, I also find hairy armpits on a woman very attractive, in kind of a "hippie chick" sort of way. In fact, a few years ago, there was a college girl walking down the side, cute, shortish blonde hair, with a sleeveless shirt, a bag slung over her shoulder, and she clearly didn't shave her armpits.

And, I thought, "OMG, she's absolutely the cutest thing! I totally want to just pick her up and cuddle her!" That's a swoon right there. :-)

But, in any case... If you're one of those lovely women who enjoys being natural, send me a PM! I'd love to chat with you, and hear about how you decided to stay natural, what the response from girls/guys have been, and anything else you'd like to talk about.

Some of my other kinks/fantasies include anal, pegging, fisting, toys, object insertion, cum, and watersports to name a few! And I would enjoy hearing about yours! No judgment!

Hello! I'm working from home today, and not terribly busy. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

So, one of my fantasy/fetishes is watersports. I find everything about pee absolutely sexy. Peeing on a woman, and inside her... Being peed on (especially while fucking!) Drinking it, sharing it, fucking on the floor of a piss-covered shower. You get the idea! Does that image (of either you or me, or both!) turn you on as much as it turns me on?

One of my weird and fun fantasies is to find a woman that's into piss as much as I am... And, going on a first date where we agree to each fill a metal water bottle with our piss, and bring it to a public park. Swap them, and sit there chatting and drinking, and getting to know each other.

This seems to be a very niche kink (where people who are otherwise "into everything" see it as a limit), especially since I'm not so much into the dom/sub aspect of it, but just generally being filthy and mutually degrading. There's something so sexy and intimate about drinking, enjoying, and basking in fluids that came out of someone else's body.

I'm a 47 year old divorced guy, and I'm looking for a fun and perverted woman to chat with. A dirty mind is so very hot! Tell me about what all you'd enjoy doing with pee... Anything goes!

I'm also into all sorts of other kinks (anal, pegging, fisting, toys, object insertion, cum, to name a few!) and would love to hear about yours!

Hello! I'm working from home today, and not terribly busy. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

Hello! I'm working from home today, and not terribly busy. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

Hello! I'm just winding down after a nice bike ride after work, and was about to hop in the shower. Honestly, I'm hoping my bladder starts feeling all of the water I drank before I get in the shower so I can have some pee play in the tub! Want to join me? I’m also thinking of popping a plug in my asshole and watching some nasty piss, fisting and hole wrecking porn, and would love to talk about some filthy fantasies. I can chat on Discord, Skype, Session, or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, fisting, gorgeous gapes, weird toys, women into bi guys, and I’m very, very oral! Shoot me a chat or DM if you’d like to talk!

And I love swapping voice notes, too!

Hello! I'm working from home today, and not terribly busy. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

Hello! I'm winding down my weekend, and relaxing a bit after having some good outdoors time. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? My hole is stuffed with a plug, and I'm looking for some encouragement to go bigger! I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

Hello! I'm just winding down after a nice walk and bike ride today (and it was beautiful!) I'm just out of the shower and about to get all cozy in bed. Want to join me? I’m thinking of popping a plug in my asshole and watching some nasty piss, fisting and hole wrecking porn, and would love to talk about some filthy fantasies. I can chat on Discord, Skype, Session, or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, fisting, gorgeous gapes, weird toys, women into bi guys, and I’m very, very oral! Shoot me a chat or DM if you’d like to talk!

And I love swapping voice notes, too!

Hello! I'm winding down my weekend, and relaxing a bit after having some good outdoors time. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

So, one of my fantasy/fetishes is watersports. I find everything about pee absolutely sexy. Peeing on a woman, and inside her... Being peed on (especially while fucking!) Drinking it, sharing it, fucking on the floor of a piss-covered shower. You get the idea! Does that image (of either you or me, or both!) turn you on as much as it turns me on?

One of my weird and fun fantasies is to find a woman that's into piss as much as I am... And, going on a first date where we agree to each fill a metal water bottle with our piss, and bring it to a public park. Swap them, and sit there chatting and drinking, and getting to know each other.

This seems to be a very niche kink (where people who are otherwise "into everything" see it as a limit), especially since I'm not so much into the dom/sub aspect of it, but just generally being filthy and mutually degrading. There's something so sexy and intimate about drinking, enjoying, and basking in fluids that came out of someone else's body.

I'm a 47 year old divorced guy, and I'm looking for a fun and perverted woman to chat with. A dirty mind is so very hot! Tell me about what all you'd enjoy doing with pee... Anything goes!

I'm also into all sorts of other kinks (anal, pegging, fisting, toys, object insertion, cum, to name a few!) and would love to hear about yours!

Hey there! I'm a 47 year old divorced guy in central PA, and I'd love to find a fun companion for drinking and holding and comparing and teasing today. Work's a little slow, but isn't squirming while your bladder is full a fun way to make things go faster? And, after... I'm always up for drinking, too! Recycling is good and healthy, right?

Kinkwise, I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral!

Outside the bedroom, I'm very into outdoors stuff, especially hiking and kayaking. Inside, I enjoy reading and watching movies.

Shoot me a message if you're up for chatting a bit! And I always love voice and/or video chat, but no pressure!

Hello! I'm enjoying my Saturday and waiting for the rain to clear off so I can get outside. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

Hello! I'm working from home today, and not terribly busy. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!

Hello! I'm working from home today, and not terribly busy. Would you like to chat and kill some time talking about filthy, dirty fantasies? I'm up for chatting on Session or Teleguard. I’m not much into the ‘rougher’ side of things or BDSM, but I love things like watersports, cum, pegging, fisting, anything anal, gorgeous gapes, and weird toys. I'm also bi-curious and very, very oral! Shoot me a chat if you’d like to talk! 18+ only, please.

I'd love to exchange naughty voice notes if you're up for it!