u/misterr_nice_guy

I'll be direct — it's the Dutch in me.

I love my wife dearly. We mesh in every aspect of life except one, and I've come to accept that this won't change. Rather than an affair or a sugar arrangement, I prefer online GFE. It's more honest, and I'd rather support a woman with her own agency than feed an industry that treats women like crap.

Who I'm looking for: a EU based smart, creative, pretty girl with an active lifestyle. You should be open-minded, intellectually curious, and able to hold a real conversation. What makes someone interesting to me is a genuine emotional and intellectual connection. I value honesty, and I love hearing your thoughts. I'd like to get to know you a little bit before making any commitments.

I understand customer service is part of the experience, but I want you to be comfortable being yourself. Vibe with me. Open up. Authenticity matters to me more than a polished act.

Last time I posted, some of you reached out to me just to ask some questions as they were new to GFE or looking to explore it. I loved those conversations — so if you're simply curious, you're welcome to reach out too.

When you DM me, tell me something about yourself. What do you do in life?

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I am an 18+ Adult requesting SFW companionship to other 18+ adults only.

Onlyfans Link: https://onlyfans.com/alicebulmer

Proof of purchase: https://imgur.com/a/XLlHJbU

Any other socials: https://www.reddit.com/user/Alicebulmer1/

(Her reddit got banned a few days ago so her new reddit is still barebones)

General thoughts

Alice is what happens when your favorite D&D player rolls a natural 20 on charisma and decides to start an OnlyFans. She's absolutely beautiful and incredibly nerdy, genuinely playful, creative and provocative; a D&D girl who loves hentai, roleplay, tentacle dildos and costumes, with the curves, charm and perfect boobs of a 50s pin-up model. In short, she's absolutely different from the endless scroll of interchangeable OF pages. She also runs the page herself, no bots or chatters, no agency. This does mean sometimes you need to wait a day to get a reply from her, but its well worth it :)

Alice's biggest trait, the thing that sets her apart, is how authentic she is. You can see she's genuinely enjoying herself — on her streams, in her solo content, in the b/g scenes with her man (which make up about half the video’s and have the kind of real chemistry you simply can't script. Her man is free use and sometimes she just rolls the camera and jumps him lol). Her videos often have a new theme or angle, nothing feels performed or phoned in. She's sharing something she actually loves doing, and that is just incredibly sexy.

The only PPV she offers is about 6 video’s that are collabs with other creators. The g/g and b/g/g scenes are where that genuine enthusiasm hits its peak though — playful, uninhibited, and radiating the kind of horniness and fun that most creators can only fake.

Alice does do sexting and video calls, but I have not done that with her yet, so will not comment on it here.

Amount of Content: 9/10

She has been posting constantly over a year now with pics and long video’s every week. ~ 200 pictures, 120 videos total, with ~ 60 videos longer than 5 minutes, ~25 longer than 10 minutes. Best amount of long form content I’ve seen so far.

Quality of Content: 9/10

In het b/g content sometimes her lighting and angles could be improved, but the long form of the content and authenticity of what you see on screen really makes up for it. They just simply rather stay in the moment and enjoy each other than set up the camera and lights again :) In her solo content though everything is well lit and displayed at the right angles.

Would I resubscribe and why/why not:

Absolutely! This is the first girl I would ever consider getting the long sub period discount.

[REQUEST] EU Girl

[REVIEW] Alice Bulmer