u/mywifeishot888

I am lucky enough to have a very sexy wife with amazing tits, humble brag, I know. She got home from work the other day and like usual, the first thing she did was get rid of her bra and say, "You have no idea how much it sucks carrying these around all day...well I guess you have a penis that is between your legs so that is probably weird to carry around." I said, "Yeah, it is uncomfortable sometimes but I don't really notice it very often." After I said that I saw a smile come to her face, "Well yeah that makes sense, your dick is no where near as heavy as my boobs...I guess I need to have this conversation with a guy who actually has a heavy dick he carries around..."

My wife and I went to Oktoberfest with another couple, A (f) and C (m), that have been good friends of ours for years. After spending time at the Oide Wiesen we decided to head to one of the bigger tents. We all had a pretty good buzz going and C starts talking about how he bought some new underwear and how good they make his bulge look. A chimed in agreeing with him saying how sexy they were. C then tells me he will send me a link and that I need to try them out. My wife then says, “Oh, I don’t think there are any underwear that can give him a bulge!” while laughing and then she reached out and patted the crotch of my lederhosen. A and C just laughed and my wife just looked over at me and winked. She knows I’m into light SPH, but that was the first time she ever did it in front of friends and I loved it.