u/omgshannonwtf

(from l to r) Black Canary, Donna Troy, Harley Quinn, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Power Girl and Batgirl.

They told Harley that if she escaped them in their maze, she could have $1M and her freedom. But if they caught her, she'd have to fuck them all and they'd take her back to prison.

She didn't even try to run...

They told Harley they'd give her $1M plus her freedom if she escaped them in their maze but if they caught her she had to fuck them all before going back to jail.

She didn't even bother running...

Harley was just begging to be caught this time...

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"Is called 'badoink' I think, yes? I win this. No question."

Natasha didn't like how Yelena was so pushy with this one. "Actually, I am pretty sure there's a good argument for a tie here. On the off-chance you've employed the 'Velvet Glove' more than me —which I HIGHLY doubt but let's just say for the sake of argument— it's only margin--"

"These thing takes cock?! It can not, Natasha, no, I do not believe. Is too small."

"--STOP THAT. We've both used the Velvet Glove in the field so I don't think--"

"Hotdogging, Natasha."

"I'm... I'm not hotdogging."

"Correct. Not with little badoink, you are not. Have used hotdogging in tactical application many times. Documented. Most of any agent. I win."

Natasha had no argument. This round to Yelena.

Nat was firm: it was just not a matter of quality. Some people like 'em big and others like 'em small. It was all subjective.

"Then HOW you can claim to be winner, Natasha? Either more than handful is waste or should be TIE. Clearly."

"326."

"Three twenty-six? What this mean? Explain!"

"Three hundred twenty-six successful deployments in 'enhanced interrogation' scenarios, Sis."

"Enhanced interrogation?! Pfft! I lose count of loads on my tits, Natasha. 500+ easy."

"Subjective appreciation from targets is different than documented titjobs in the field. We both know this. How many titjobs have you given?"

None. The answer was none. Round one to Natasha...

Ahsoka Tano was furious. All she had to do was destroy that map. Ezra was fine with his decision and Grand Admiral Thrawn was stuck. Now the galaxy would surely go back to war. All because Sabine refused to do as told.

"Why... must you always be so hardheaded, Sabine?"

"Ooooo! I can't-- nnnnnngf!-- I can't help it, Master!"

"Well, you wanted to be trained... now we have plenty of time... just me and you."

Ahsoka was furious. All she had to do was destroy that map. Ezra was fine with his decision and Grand Admiral Thrawn was stuck. Now the galaxy would surely go back to war. All because Sabine refused to do as told.

"Why... must you always be so hardheaded, Sabine?"

"Ooooo! I can't-- nnnnnngf!-- I can't help it, Master!"

"Well, you wanted to be trained... now we have plenty of time... just me and you."