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I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

Why?

Why the hell would I ever forgive her?

She practically tore me in half and when I stitched myself back together I was happy to let her do it again. Amateur hour, romcom bullshit that never works, good punishment for a hopeless romantic.

More endless thoughts of a similar nature buzzed through my head as I tossed empty cans into a deserted parking lot.

There was something comforting in the howling wind whipping through the chilled night. Maybe if I sat on the hood of my car long enough that wind would end up louder than those pathetic thoughts.

It was all I could do not to look at my phone. I wasn’t that pathetic, I wasn’t so desperate for her that I would stare into in that screen waiting for her to message me… god, anywhere.

Instead, I stared off into the lot. I stared into the empty blackness afforded by a few of the broken overhead lights.

I stared until my eyes teared up because I had forgotten to blink.

I stared until colorful smoke coalesced in the inky black, forming into a purple-skinned, bat-winged woman.

“Wait.”

Could be the drinks, could be the crushing heartbreak, could be that I was carrying both with only 4 hours of sleep for my brain, could’ve been anything.

Unfortunately, it was something.

From that woman a silky voice hit my ears directly, as if she was standing next to me, drowning out the wicked winds.

“Hey there handsome, could I have a favoR-WOAH, WAHH-“

And with one motion, one buckle of an angle, all her mystique was dispelled, and I was helping her up as she hopelessly tried to explain that she’s not quite herself.
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Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m looking for an out of practice succubus.

A lot of my prompts focus on beautiful women that are outside the norms of the given prompt, and this is no different.

Generally when we think of succubi, I think most people see a conventionally attractive woman

Large breasts, hourglass waist, fat ass, the works.

However, what if the succubus in question is a pinch low on power, and therefore a pinch poor on form.

What if she tall and lanky? Walking like a deer, in heels that don’t accommodate a center of gravity not held within DD cups.

What if she’s ended up a bit chubbier? Jiggling in unfamiliar places like her newfound love handles and rosy cheeks.

What if she’s just… plain? B-cups, middling butt, rectangular frame, no special assets to lure a man in the way she needs for survival.

So, that’s the idea, a succubus that’s low on magic and thusly “low” on conventional appeal.

Now, of course that won’t stop a lonely man from appreciating whatever she’s offering.

Come get me?

Kinks: Messy head, lots of lube, anal, big asses, cumplay, edging, facesitting, and lots more, feel free to ask!

Limits: Scat, watersports, abuse, gore, hyper, incest, cnc

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

Why?

Why the hell would I ever forgive her?

She practically tore me in half and when I stitched myself back together I was happy to let her do it again. Amateur hour, romcom bullshit that never works, good punishment for a hopeless romantic.

More endless thoughts of a similar nature buzzed through my head as I tossed empty cans into a deserted parking lot.

There was something comforting in the howling wind whipping through the chilled night. Maybe if I sat on the hood of my car long enough that wind would end up louder than those pathetic thoughts.

It was all I could do not to look at my phone. I wasn’t that pathetic, I wasn’t so desperate for her that I would stare into in that screen waiting for her to message me… god, anywhere.

Instead, I stared off into the lot. I stared into the empty blackness afforded by a few of the broken overhead lights.

I stared until my eyes teared up because I had forgotten to blink.

I stared until colorful smoke coalesced in the inky black, forming into a purple-skinned, bat-winged woman.

“Wait.”

Could be the drinks, could be the crushing heartbreak, could be that I was carrying both with only 4 hours of sleep for my brain, could’ve been anything.

Unfortunately, it was something.

From that woman a silky voice hit my ears directly, as if she was standing next to me, drowning out the wicked winds.

“Hey there handsome, could I have a favoR-WOAH, WAHH-“

And with one motion, one buckle of an angle, all her mystique was dispelled, and I was helping her up as she hopelessly tried to explain that she’s not quite herself.
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Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m looking for an out of practice succubus.

A lot of my prompts focus on beautiful women that are outside the norms of the given prompt, and this is no different.

Generally when we think of succubi, I think most people see a conventionally attractive woman

Large breasts, hourglass waist, fat ass, the works.

However, what if the succubus in question is a pinch low on power, and therefore a pinch poor on form.

What if she tall and lanky? Walking like a deer, in heels that don’t accommodate a center of gravity not held within DD cups.

What if she’s ended up a bit chubbier? Jiggling in unfamiliar places like her newfound love handles and rosy cheeks.

What if she’s just… plain? B-cups, middling butt, rectangular frame, no special assets to lure a man in the way she needs for survival.

So, that’s the idea, a succubus that’s low on magic and thusly “low” on conventional appeal.

Now, of course that won’t stop a lonely man from appreciating whatever she’s offering.

Come get me?

Kinks: Messy head, lots of lube, anal, big asses, cumplay, edging, facesitting, and lots more, feel free to ask!

Limits: Scat, watersports, abuse, gore, hyper, incest, cnc

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

Why?

Why the hell would I ever forgive her?

She practically tore me in half and when I stitched myself back together I was happy to let her do it again. Amateur hour, romcom bullshit that never works, good punishment for a hopeless romantic.

More endless thoughts of a similar nature buzzed through my head as I tossed empty cans into a deserted parking lot.

There was something comforting in the howling wind whipping through the chilled night. Maybe if I sat on the hood of my car long enough that wind would end up louder than those pathetic thoughts.

It was all I could do not to look at my phone. I wasn’t that pathetic, I wasn’t so desperate for her that I would stare into in that screen waiting for her to message me… god, anywhere.

Instead, I stared off into the lot. I stared into the empty blackness afforded by a few of the broken overhead lights.

I stared until my eyes teared up because I had forgotten to blink.

I stared until colorful smoke coalesced in the inky black, forming into a purple-skinned, bat-winged woman.

“Wait.”

Could be the drinks, could be the crushing heartbreak, could be that I was carrying both with only 4 hours of sleep for my brain, could’ve been anything.

Unfortunately, it was something.

From that woman a silky voice hit my ears directly, as if she was standing next to me, drowning out the wicked winds.

“Hey there handsome, could I have a favoR-WOAH, WAHH-“

And with one motion, one buckle of an angle, all her mystique was dispelled, and I was helping her up as she hopelessly tried to explain that she’s not quite herself.
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Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m looking for an out of practice succubus.

A lot of my prompts focus on beautiful women that are outside the norms of the given prompt, and this is no different.

Generally when we think of succubi, I think most people see a conventionally attractive woman

Large breasts, hourglass waist, fat ass, the works.

However, what if the succubus in question is a pinch low on power, and therefore a pinch poor on form.

What if she tall and lanky? Walking like a deer, in heels that don’t accommodate a center of gravity not held within DD cups.

What if she’s ended up a bit chubbier? Jiggling in unfamiliar places like her newfound love handles and rosy cheeks.

What if she’s just… plain? B-cups, middling butt, rectangular frame, no special assets to lure a man in the way she needs for survival.

So, that’s the idea, a succubus that’s low on magic and thusly “low” on conventional appeal.

Now, of course that won’t stop a lonely man from appreciating whatever she’s offering.

Come get me?

Kinks: Messy head, lots of lube, anal, big asses, cumplay, edging, facesitting, and lots more, feel free to ask!

Limits: Scat, watersports, abuse, gore, hyper, incest, cnc

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

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Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the “female-loneliness” conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

—————————

Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the “female-loneliness” conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

—————————

Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the “female-loneliness” conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

—————————

Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the “female-loneliness” conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

—————————

Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the “female-loneliness” conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

Why?

Why the hell would I ever forgive her?

She practically tore me in half and when I stitched myself back together I was happy to let her do it again. Amateur hour, romcom bullshit that never works, good punishment for a hopeless romantic.

More endless thoughts of a similar nature buzzed through my head as I tossed empty cans into a deserted parking lot.

There was something comforting in the howling wind whipping through the chilled night. Maybe if I sat on the hood of my car long enough that wind would end up louder than those pathetic thoughts.

It was all I could do not to look at my phone. I wasn’t that pathetic, I wasn’t so desperate for her that I would stare into in that screen waiting for her to message me… god, anywhere.

Instead, I stared off into the lot. I stared into the empty blackness afforded by a few of the broken overhead lights.

I stared until my eyes teared up because I had forgotten to blink.

I stared until colorful smoke coalesced in the inky black, forming into a purple-skinned, bat-winged woman.

“Wait.”

Could be the drinks, could be the crushing heartbreak, could be that I was carrying both with only 4 hours of sleep for my brain, could’ve been anything.

Unfortunately, it was something.

From that woman a silky voice hit my ears directly, as if she was standing next to me, drowning out the wicked winds.

“Hey there handsome, could I have a favoR-WOAH, WAHH-“

And with one motion, one buckle of an angle, all her mystique was dispelled, and I was helping her up as she hopelessly tried to explain that she’s not quite herself.
—————————
Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m looking for an out of practice succubus.

A lot of my prompts focus on beautiful women that are outside the norms of the given prompt, and this is no different.

Generally when we think of succubi, I think most people see a conventionally attractive woman

Large breasts, hourglass waist, fat ass, the works.

However, what if the succubus in question is a pinch low on power, and therefore a pinch poor on form.

What if she tall and lanky? Walking like a deer, in heels that don’t accommodate a center of gravity not held within DD cups.

What if she’s ended up a bit chubbier? Jiggling in unfamiliar places like her newfound love handles and rosy cheeks.

What if she’s just… plain? B-cups, middling butt, rectangular frame, no special assets to lure a man in the way she needs for survival.

So, that’s the idea, a succubus that’s low on magic and thusly “low” on conventional appeal.

Now, of course that won’t stop a lonely man from appreciating whatever she’s offering.

Come get me?

Kinks: Messy head, lots of lube, anal, big asses, cumplay, edging, facesitting, and lots more, feel free to ask!

Limits: Scat, watersports, abuse, gore, hyper, incest, cnc

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

—————————

Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the “female-loneliness” conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

Why?

Why the hell would I ever forgive her?

She practically tore me in half and when I stitched myself back together I was happy to let her do it again. Amateur hour, romcom bullshit that never works, good punishment for a hopeless romantic.

More endless thoughts of a similar nature buzzed through my head as I tossed empty cans into a deserted parking lot.

There was something comforting in the howling wind whipping through the chilled night. Maybe if I sat on the hood of my car long enough that wind would end up louder than those pathetic thoughts.

It was all I could do not to look at my phone. I wasn’t that pathetic, I wasn’t so desperate for her that I would stare into in that screen waiting for her to message me… god, anywhere.

Instead, I stared off into the lot. I stared into the empty blackness afforded by a few of the broken overhead lights.

I stared until my eyes teared up because I had forgotten to blink.

I stared until colorful smoke coalesced in the inky black, forming into a purple-skinned, bat-winged woman.

“Wait.”

Could be the drinks, could be the crushing heartbreak, could be that I was carrying both with only 4 hours of sleep for my brain, could’ve been anything.

Unfortunately, it was something.

From that woman a silky voice hit my ears directly, as if she was standing next to me, drowning out the wicked winds.

“Hey there handsome, could I have a favoR-WOAH, WAHH-“

And with one motion, one buckle of an angle, all her mystique was dispelled, and I was helping her up as she hopelessly tried to explain that she’s not quite herself.
—————————
Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m looking for an out of practice succubus.

A lot of my prompts focus on beautiful women that are outside the norms of the given prompt, and this is no different.

Generally when we think of succubi, I think most people see a conventionally attractive woman

Large breasts, hourglass waist, fat ass, the works.

However, what if the succubus in question is a pinch low on power, and therefore a pinch poor on form.

What if she tall and lanky? Walking like a deer, in heels that don’t accommodate a center of gravity not held within DD cups.

What if she’s ended up a bit chubbier? Jiggling in unfamiliar places like her newfound love handles and rosy cheeks.

What if she’s just… plain? B-cups, middling butt, rectangular frame, no special assets to lure a man in the way she needs for survival.

So, that’s the idea, a succubus that’s low on magic and thusly “low” on conventional appeal.

Now, of course that won’t stop a lonely man from appreciating whatever she’s offering.

Come get me?

Kinks: Messy head, lots of lube, anal, big asses, cumplay, edging, facesitting, and lots more, feel free to ask!

Limits: Scat, watersports, abuse, gore, hyper, incest, cnc

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

—————————

Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the “female-loneliness” conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

—————————

Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the “female-loneliness” conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

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Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the female-loneliness conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be at least 18+

Look, who am I to set the boundaries of someone else’s expression? Wouldn’t that make me more prejudice, to assume how someone is going act because every Hollywood Asian character with a purple hair streak was some rebellious badass?

But it was like… it’s too many to be coincidence, right?

Every Asian goth chick, I mean every one of them I’ve met in the past month, one way or the other, ends up bent over the nearest horizontal surface a few hours after we meet up.

Doesn’t matter if she’s been submissive or dominant, curvy or skinny, tall or short, shy or outgoing, every, single one, ends up a mess by the end of the night, what the hell?! I’ve had to buy like five new sets of sheets bc of this nonsense!

And it’s always Asian women, like that’s fine but it’s kind of an anomalous percentage! It’s like 1/3rd, if it’s even that low!

It feels like there should be something going on here, but I’m nobody, I’m just some idiot casting a pretty specific net and catching-

\*click click click\*

“-absolutely gorgeous women”

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…alright I’ll admit this one kind of got away from me

Hi there! I’m Matches, a guy with a huge thing for goth chicks

This is kind of an offshoot prompt of a regular one I post dealing with under appreciated goths, and if you couldn’t guess, that one for some reason attracts a lot of Asian women

Which as I tried to state, it’s not a bad thing, just kinda odd given the sample size I’m working with, so call this an expanded experiment, I guess? I’m up for ideas, if it wasn’t clear that I’m a little sparse on them for this one

Don’t have much else to say (other than I’m way better at this than that intro might imply), so come get me?

Kinks: Smeared makeup, big asses, lingerie, blowjobs, facesitting, cumplay, semi-public sex, and lots more! Just ask

Limits: Scat, watersports, gore, violence, abuse, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

First impressions are important.

You have to come out in a positive light, hell, even just a decent light usually works.

Working from home is good, gives off the sense that you’re self motivated enough to handle lack of management.

Being a night owl doesn’t -exactly- vibe with me, but hey, might be nice to have someone to hang out with on the weekends when I actually do stay up late.

You mention that you’re politically conscious but not necessarily wholly active. Hey, we can’t all be a civil leader, right?

Lastly, being a little messy isn’t that big a deal. There’s plenty of times I’ve missed laundry or didn’t feel like the dishes, happens to the best of us, yeah?

Yeah… first impressions, important.

Especially given the fact that now I was stuck with a crypto-obsessed, insomnia-riddled, so called red-pilled femcel, that reeked like sweat and pussy because she hasn’t showered in a week.

Not to mention the amount of sex toys that appeared every week on the doorstep, despite the fact that I couldn’t get the rent if I hacked into her account and took it by force!

Now, suddenly, seemingly without any control and being willed by pure rage, I was about to knock my fist through your bedroom door if you didn’t open up.

—————————

Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m on the hunt for a pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-annoying roommate!

Pretty simple setup here, annoying femcel roommate gets taught a lesson. In my head the way this goes is I go to yell at you and come to the female-loneliness conclusion… doesn’t excuse all the other annoying stuff though, so fine we can fuck but you gotta wash a goddamn dish once in a while.

I’m open to other interpretations though!

Come get me?

Kinks: big asses, dirty talk, messy blowjobs, mild scentplay, cumplay, cock worship, brattiness, and lots more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Incest, CNC, Watersports, Scat, Hyper, violence, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be at least 18+

Look, who am I to set the boundaries of someone else’s expression? Wouldn’t that make me more prejudice, to assume how someone is going act because every Hollywood Asian character with a purple hair streak was some rebellious badass?

But it was like… it’s too many to be coincidence, right?

Every Asian goth chick, I mean every one of them I’ve met in the past month, one way or the other, ends up bent over the nearest horizontal surface a few hours after we meet up.

Doesn’t matter if she’s been submissive or dominant, curvy or skinny, tall or short, shy or outgoing, every, single one, ends up a mess by the end of the night, what the hell?! I’ve had to buy like five new sets of sheets bc of this nonsense!

And it’s always Asian women, like that’s fine but it’s kind of an anomalous percentage! It’s like 1/3rd, if it’s even that low!

It feels like there should be something going on here, but I’m nobody, I’m just some idiot casting a pretty specific net and catching-

\\\\\\\*click click click\\\\\\\*

“-absolutely gorgeous women”

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…alright I’ll admit this one kind of got away from me

Hi there! I’m Matches, a guy with a huge thing for goth chicks

This is kind of an offshoot prompt of a regular one I post dealing with under appreciated goths, and if you couldn’t guess, that one for some reason attracts a lot of Asian women

Which as I tried to state, it’s not a bad thing, just kinda odd given the sample size I’m working with, so call this an expanded experiment, I guess? I’m up for ideas, if it wasn’t clear that I’m a little sparse on them for this one

Don’t have much else to say (other than I’m way better at this than that intro might imply), so come get me?

Kinks: Smeared makeup, big asses, lingerie, blowjobs, facesitting, cumplay, semi-public sex, and lots more! Just ask

Limits: Scat, watersports, gore, violence, abuse, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be at least 18+

Look, who am I to set the boundaries of someone else’s expression? Wouldn’t that make me more prejudice, to assume how someone is going act because every Hollywood Asian character with a purple hair streak was some rebellious badass?

But it was like… it’s too many to be coincidence, right?

Every Asian goth chick, I mean every one of them I’ve met in the past month, one way or the other, ends up bent over the nearest horizontal surface a few hours after we meet up.

Doesn’t matter if she’s been submissive or dominant, curvy or skinny, tall or short, shy or outgoing, every, single one, ends up a mess by the end of the night, what the hell?! I’ve had to buy like five new sets of sheets bc of this nonsense!

And it’s always Asian women, like that’s fine but it’s kind of an anomalous percentage! It’s like 1/3rd, if it’s even that low!

It feels like there should be something going on here, but I’m nobody, I’m just some idiot casting a pretty specific net and catching-

*click click click*

“-absolutely gorgeous women”

—————————

…alright I’ll admit this one kind of got away from me

Hi there! I’m Matches, a guy with a huge thing for goth chicks

This is kind of an offshoot prompt of a regular one I post dealing with under appreciated goths, and if you couldn’t guess, that one for some reason attracts a lot of Asian women

Which as I tried to state, it’s not a bad thing, just kinda odd given the sample size I’m working with, so call this an expanded experiment, I guess? I’m up for ideas, if it wasn’t clear that I’m a little sparse on them for this one

Don’t have much else to say (other than I’m way better at this than that intro might imply), so come get me?

Kinks: Smeared makeup, big asses, lingerie, blowjobs, facesitting, cumplay, semi-public sex, and lots more! Just ask

Limits: Scat, watersports, gore, violence, abuse, etc.

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

Why?

Why the hell would I ever forgive her?

She practically tore me in half and when I stitched myself back together I was happy to let her do it again. Amateur hour, romcom bullshit that never works, good punishment for a hopeless romantic.

More endless thoughts of a similar nature buzzed through my head as I tossed empty cans into a deserted parking lot.

There was something comforting in the howling wind whipping through the chilled night. Maybe if I sat on the hood of my car long enough that wind would end up louder than those pathetic thoughts.

It was all I could do not to look at my phone. I wasn’t that pathetic, I wasn’t so desperate for her that I would stare into in that screen waiting for her to message me… god, anywhere.

Instead, I stared off into the lot. I stared into the empty blackness afforded by a few of the broken overhead lights.

I stared until my eyes teared up because I had forgotten to blink.

I stared until colorful smoke coalesced in the inky black, forming into a purple-skinned, bat-winged woman.

“Wait.”

Could be the drinks, could be the crushing heartbreak, could be that I was carrying both with only 4 hours of sleep for my brain, could’ve been anything.

Unfortunately, it was something.

From that woman a silky voice hit my ears directly, as if she was standing next to me, drowning out the wicked winds.

“Hey there handsome, could I have a favoR-WOAH, WAHH-“

And with one motion, one buckle of an angle, all her mystique was dispelled, and I was helping her up as she hopelessly tried to explain that she’s not quite herself.
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Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m looking for an out of practice succubus.

A lot of my prompts focus on beautiful women that are outside the norms of the given prompt, and this is no different.

Generally when we think of succubi, I think most people see a conventionally attractive woman

Large breasts, hourglass waist, fat ass, the works.

However, what if the succubus in question is a pinch low on power, and therefore a pinch poor on form.

What if she tall and lanky? Walking like a deer, in heels that don’t accommodate a center of gravity not held within DD cups.

What if she’s ended up a bit chubbier? Jiggling in unfamiliar places like her newfound love handles and rosy cheeks.

What if she’s just… plain? B-cups, middling butt, rectangular frame, no special assets to lure a man in the way she needs for survival.

So, that’s the idea, a succubus that’s low on magic and thusly “low” on conventional appeal.

Now, of course that won’t stop a lonely man from appreciating whatever she’s offering.

Come get me?

Kinks: Messy head, lots of lube, anal, big asses, cumplay, edging, facesitting, and lots more, feel free to ask!

Limits: Scat, watersports, abuse, gore, hyper, incest, cnc

I am 26 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18+

Why?

Why the hell would I ever forgive her?

She practically tore me in half and when I stitched myself back together I was happy to let her do it again. Amateur hour, romcom bullshit that never works, good punishment for a hopeless romantic.

More endless thoughts of a similar nature buzzed through my head as I tossed empty cans into a deserted parking lot.

There was something comforting in the howling wind whipping through the chilled night. Maybe if I sat on the hood of my car long enough that wind would end up louder than those pathetic thoughts.

It was all I could do not to look at my phone. I wasn’t that pathetic, I wasn’t so desperate for her that I would stare into in that screen waiting for her to message me… god, anywhere.

Instead, I stared off into the lot. I stared into the empty blackness afforded by a few of the broken overhead lights.

I stared until my eyes teared up because I had forgotten to blink.

I stared until colorful smoke coalesced in the inky black, forming into a purple-skinned, bat-winged woman.

“Wait.”

Could be the drinks, could be the crushing heartbreak, could be that I was carrying both with only 4 hours of sleep for my brain, could’ve been anything.

Unfortunately, it was something.

From that woman a silky voice hit my ears directly, as if she was standing next to me, drowning out the wicked winds.

“Hey there handsome, could I have a favoR-WOAH, WAHH-“

And with one motion, one buckle of an angle, all her mystique was dispelled, and I was helping her up as she hopelessly tried to explain that she’s not quite herself.
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Hi there! I’m Matches, and tonight I’m looking for an out of practice succubus.

A lot of my prompts focus on beautiful women that are outside the norms of the given prompt, and this is no different.

Generally when we think of succubi, I think most people see a conventionally attractive woman

Large breasts, hourglass waist, fat ass, the works.

However, what if the succubus in question is a pinch low on power, and therefore a pinch poor on form.

What if she tall and lanky? Walking like a deer, in heels that don’t accommodate a center of gravity not held within DD cups.

What if she’s ended up a bit chubbier? Jiggling in unfamiliar places like her newfound love handles and rosy cheeks.

What if she’s just… plain? B-cups, middling butt, rectangular frame, no special assets to lure a man in the way she needs for survival.

So, that’s the idea, a succubus that’s low on magic and thusly “low” on conventional appeal.

Now, of course that won’t stop a lonely man from appreciating whatever she’s offering.

Come get me?

Kinks: Messy head, lots of lube, anal, big asses, cumplay, edging, facesitting, and lots more, feel free to ask!

Limits: Scat, watersports, abuse, gore, hyper, incest, cnc