How to win against a giant ass?
So I have a weird question today, and it’s my own fault I have to ask it…
I was normal sized at a bar the other day and was flirting with a woman. I love big booties, and she happened to have one.
She jokingly told me I wouldn’t be able to handle it, to which I told her even if I was an inch tall I would have no problem having my way… big mistake
Little did I know, she had the ability to shrink people who have boners, and well… let’s just say I’m now an inch tall.
She told me I would only be able to return to my normal size if I put my money where my mouth was…
I have a 1v1 matchup tomorrow. Me vs her ass.
If I “win” I get to go back to normal size… if I “lose”, she gets to keep me at 1 inch forever and I’ll permanently be her slave. It sounds like a dream, but just to show me what I was up against, she sat on me for the rest of the night at the bar.
It nearly broke me as I truly was not prepared for how massive she would feel on top of me. Like a literal planet.
I know it’s my fault for being cocky, but I’m worried I’ll be stuck this size forever. All she has to do is lift one cheek up and drop it down and I’m toast. I really was not ready for how much of an advantage she would have over me..
I desperately need help 😭 any advice at all would be welcome 🙏🙏🙏