I had to work today, and as I opened up my lunch that she had packed for me, there was a little love note in there, and it absolutely made my day.
Some of the posts are just… well… they just read “in-the-basement-dick-in-hand”
The words “bellend” and “cretin” hold a special place in my English heart
For me, it’s music - a good, soulful guitar solo, where just a few simple notes played a certain way create that effect - a note that’s bent a little more than expected, a delay that’s held just a second longer, sustain that rings a breath more, something that rises and falls, and gives you that sense of foreboding and release
“Move it up, down, left, right, oh… switch it up like Nintendo-o-oh”
I say entertained; I mean the ones who ask people to fuck off in hilarious ways. Guess this applies more to women than men. My gf engages them with outlandish responses, and most of the time they actually believe what she’s saying and take it seriously, that’s always a laugh!
Literally, what in the world, yelling into a microphone about how all Gods are fake, and to turn to Jesus? Literally disturbing the peace, and who even entertains them?! We were taking a nice walk today at a shopping centre and this random dude screaming that we’re all going to hell. Seriously man, fuck off.
If you’re not British, how do you eat your fries? Ketchup? Mayo?
This one time we fought, an hour later after not speaking to each other and sitting in different rooms, she popped over and sat next to me on the sofa, topless, and said she was sorry. In that moment I forgot what I was mad about. I apologised too, and we made up instantly!
You know, unbuckling and getting up from their seats the moment the plane hits the ground? While it’s still taxiing to a stop, you see people already getting their luggage out despite being asked to remain seated, and the people at the back ready to walk even when they have to wait until the ones in the front have started moving…
My taste in music is quite varied, from 70s rock (Floyd, the doors etc.) to power pop to edm. I like what’s inside the bottle, not necessarily the label.
My gf and I are hardcore ravers and regulars at Tomorrowland and Beyond Wonderland!
The Old King Clancy
The Sneaky Snowplow
The Two-handed Zamboni
The Reverse Rick Moranis
The Salty Prime Minister
The Full Mountie
The Montreal Petting Zoo
Beaver Dam
The Frosty Mitten Job
The Five-Legged Caribou
The Musty Goaltender
The Manitoba Milk Bag