u/randoloseruser

Hello and happy Friday 🥳

Bare minimum requirements: I’ll hold myself to these same standards.

Be 25 or over (sorry I just can’t be hit with bruh)

Be authentic.

Able to video chat to verify identity (non-negotiable).

Able to hold a conversation and show genuine interest or have the courtesy of telling me you’re not interested. (I’ll do the same if needed).

Please look at my picture to decide if my body type is right for you BEFOREHAND. We all have different preferences which I respect. If you’re not into large chested women DO NOT CONTACT ME. Sorry for yelling it was more of a strong whisper in my mind…

My stats:

https://imgur.com/a/cVnGUS2

40 years old

5’8”

180lbs

Tattoos that no one can see when clothed

Blonde hair

Blue eyes

Germanic/slavic looking (basic white girl)

About me:

I guess this is the part where I tell the internet about myself 😬 so as the title stated I’m 40… but look 30–according to my esthetician (I trust her) maybe you shouldn’t 😆. I have two children who are my entire world. I live in the Pacific Northwest I’m on mountain time. I own and operate my own company but for the sake of anonymity I won’t be speaking about my work/career. 🚫I won’t ask you for money and if you ask me for money it’s instant block. I’m open to meeting people from across the globe. I was very recently catfished (pretty hard) it’s a long story. I will ask to video if we’re getting along well and would like to move to something deeper.

My hobbies:

I love painting (I’m not good) I just enjoy it.

I surf in the summer

I’d like to learn how to ski this next winter

I enjoy baking and making food with my kids

I’m into all things girly (clothes, makeup, hair, nails) I’m “high maintenance” to a degree.

I love fast cars and street bikes

Off roading and everything else cars

I’m currently playing Arc Raiders I like FPS and co-op games on PS5.

What I’m looking for:

Maturity

Someone who is flirtatious and not shy about it

Open to ALL races

Any one from any place

I need someone who’s extremely patient. A person who understands that I’m a busy mama and business owner. I will try my best to respond but things happen.

Someone who is kind and gentle. I’m dominant by nature so more of a soft mommy dommy vibe is usually how I roll 🤭

Most importantly someone that can be honest with themselves and me; if you see me and you’re not infatuated please see yourself out it’s no hard feelings and the adult thing to do.

Anyways I think I’ve listed so many things it’s pretty intense so I’ll leave it here. If you like the vibe feel free to message me. If not best of luck and happy weekend!

u/randoloseruser — 22 days ago