u/randomalt222110

I've been getting more bold as of late trying to expose my smaller penis in non intrusive ways. Got a few Brazilian waxes and today went into a Lions Den to check out sex toys. It was surprisingly busy (or at least I thought it was busy for a sex shop on a Sunday afternoon) in my time there there were two couples, a younger really unattractive and pudgy white couple. A kinda of cute but pudgy white girl with what looked like a mixed blacked guy with some Hispanic. A bigger biker looking white guy and a Carmen Sopranos if she was in the Midwest and a soccer mom type. The store clerk was some emo/punk vibe pudgy cute chick with pink hair and a nose ring.

Anyway when I got in it was the mixed couple and the biker dude. I kind of stood over by the sex toys for men and tried to look confused to get the clerk to help me. I was lingering by the penis extenders trying to look confused so she would come over. She finally did but unfortunately the biker dude was right next to me checking out the fleshlights and pocket pussies. So when she asked me for help I asked her a few questions about inner diameter and fit. She was trying to be nice and telling me they probably wouldn't be too tight and would work (lol internally). The biker dude either had a small dick or well or the best poker face ever and didn't react to any of it. I don't really like men doing sph so I stalled while she went to check out the interracial couple.

I think the girl in the couple knew what I was looking at I saw her make what was like a too small sign and smirk but she was turned to the side of me so I couldn't tell 100%. The black dude though had a pretty good poker face as well as he didn't react either.

The the reason I think the biker dude might have been a small dicked guy as well was he realized I wasn't leaving the section and just left with out getting anything. The clerk came back over and I explained I just was embarrassed to share this with that guy over here and said I was worried the extendeder wouldn't be tight enough. This lead to one of the two SPH things she said, "ah yeah I figured as much and was trying to be nice." I was wearing grey gym shorts and you can obviously see my phone and wallet in my pocket as well as the pathetic tent I was starting to make. I was asking her about one I was holding and I saw her look at it and notice my erection. She was nice and didn't say anything. I tried to get her to say something and said I'm sorry I'm just nervous.

She said it was ok and I told her I wasn't that experienced with these and which one she would prefer. I told her that with the current girl I'm seeing I know it's not enough for her and needed a slight boost but don't think she's a crazy size queen. She asked me my size and told her it's 5"x4.6". She said oh that's pretty average but yeah I could see why you would want a boost. She grabbed a thick, white, 7" one and said that's what I'd want. My partner is a bit bigger than you but is going on HRT soon and we'll probably go with one like this.

I pointed to a couple of smaller ones and asked about those and got my last batch of SPH from her when she said, "I mean those barely make you bigger. If you're looking to please I'd start there. It's a softer silicone so it won't hurt her if she's not as deep but will actually be an upgrade."

So I went with that one then browsed some other toys to see if some other women would come in and see me carrying a penis extender. Eventually the white couple did but they mainly were over by the costumes/bdsm gear. I was getting ready to leave when the discount Carmen came in. She came straight over to the dildos which were by me. I started browsing pocket pussies as an excuse to hang around.

I had been there about 15 minutes at that point and it was a small shop so I started moving towards the register after grabbing a cheap pocket pussy and noticing the old woman checking out the BBC dildos that were like 8-12 inches. I tried to stall a bit at the register looking at condoms. As the older lady walked past I asked the clerk if the lifestyles snugger fits were the old small condom they had and if they had any brands. She apologized and said they mainly carried magnums because the average guy is delusional. I had seen the old lady smirking when I asked my question but the magnum comment made her actually laugh.

I checked out and left. Have to see if I get a less progressive and different clerk some other time. It'd be nice to get some more SPH. Although maybe I'm too polite and they'll just be nice as well.

So my first wax went pretty well results wise as I didn't have as many ingrown hairs etc so I did a follow up. I tried a different lady this time due to scheduling times that didn't work out and got this hot Indian or Pakistani chick who I think was less experienced. The room was colder this time so everything was smaller initially than the last time. She didn't say anything but I could tell she was working real hard to suppress a laugh when she turned around from prepping and saw my tiny dick in the cold room. Usually I'm probably 2-3in soft but at the start I was probably barely 2. She poker faced it pretty well though. The closest I got to some good sph was when she was trying to wax around the base of my penis she kept using 1 finger to hold it down and get wax around it. She said "sorry it's just a bit of a hard area to work around on you." Which I think was implying it's hard to wax something this small. I tried to probe and said sorry I know it's a bit small right now to try to bait some more but she didn't give a reply. I heard the receptionist though take a call in there and realized she probably heard us talking in the room I was in as well. She kind of had a smirk when I walked out. I might have been imagining it but it didn't seem like a friendly one. I'll probably try the first one again next time to see if I can get some actual comments that are actual SPH with more repetition.

So my main worry about this is that while I don't need sexual services, I do want more physical intimacy. Like I like the feeling of skin on skin contact. I like the level of emotional closeness. I totally get not coping a feel and staying out of those areas but feel like most of this is clinical to a degree and wouldn't be what I'm looking for. Wanted to ask about this before booking someone and then making it awkward and weird.

So I'm an Asian guy with a 5in dick hard and anywhere from 1.5-3 soft depending on conditions. I got my first Brazilian wax today and while the lady was super professional still had a few moments. The wipe she used to clean me was a bit cold so I was pretty small but when she was rubbing on the pretreatment oil and powder I started getting hard. I apologized as it was a professional setting but I think she was trying to put me at ease and not humiliate me but she replied no worries it's easier to work with when it's bigger. She definitely felt me twitching and getting harder when she said that.

When she was going to wax my balls she said you don't have a lot of hair down there so it shouldn't be bad. I replied benefit of being Asian I guess. I saw her glance down at her one finger that was holding my dick up and really quickly hide a smirk.

Wish I got more but didn't want to make it awkward for her since she was working. Anyone get any more sph when the people get more comfortable with you? I'd be curious for good ways to get more comments.