u/ranium_is_yummy

Hey there.

Seraphim here. Let’s skip the cute shit.

Heads-up for all the femboys and especially the males: I'm primarily looking for females, (male-)herms and effeminate cuntboys. You guys welcome to apply, just don't get too upset if I ignore or reject you.

It's that time of the year again where, for a month or so, my sex drive is high enough for me to consider taking time off work just so I can stay home, jerk off and fuck my toys all day and I keep myself so busy with roleplay and gooning, I don't even show up in any of my group chats anymore.

I’m not looking for romance. I’m bored, I’m musky as hell, and I’ve got a billion heavy, aching loads that need to go somewhere messy.

Could be inside some sloppy, warm pussy. Could be smeared across a pair of gigantic, sweaty tits. Could be painted all over a nice, dumb face. Don’t really care which, I just need to feel that sticky, gross release, preferably all over some prettied-up bimbo, and then walk away... Unless I need seconds, thirds, fourths... Which is more likely than you think.

I’ve been marinating in my own sweat all day. Unshowered. Thick, rank musk rolling off my pits, my groin, my balls. The kind of smell that clings to your fingers and makes you gag if you’re not into it. But if you are into it? You’ll be drooling. My cum is hot enough to steam, ropey, and disgusting – the color of old cream, spilling out in thick sticky ropes, leaving a trail that reeks for hours. I plan to drown whatever hole or body part you offer until it’s dripping down your skin / fur /scales, pooling in your navel, soaking into your clothes.

I don’t do foreplay. I don’t do cuddling.

I want to shove my cock into your fat, wet pussy and pump until you’re overflowing, watching my nasty load drool back out over your thighs. Or I want to stand over your massive tits, slap my shaft between them until they’re slick with my sweat and the impossible amounts of precum I keep pissing out, then erupt all over you. Or maybe I just grab your pretty face, pinch your nose, and empty my entire fucking sack down your throat until you choke and it bubbles out of your nostrils or it starts coming out the other end.

You should be at least a foot or two taller than my 3'6" short self (I live for the height difference), soft, heavy, with folds and curves I can bury myself in. I want to feel your weight pinning me down... or being pinned down be me. Your warm flesh swallowing me up. I don’t care if you’re a pretty, lithe little thing, a massive bimbo, a huge, fat milf or something in between. Just be willing to be used like a cum receptacle. Be ready to smell like me for the rest of the day. Don’t talk back, just show me what hole or surface you’re offering, and let me ruin it.

A few ground rules because I can’t be bothered with confusion:
• I’m not here to make you cum unless that happens while I’m using you. Your pleasure isn’t my goal.
• I will not kiss you or comfort you. I will grunt and groan, maybe call you some slurs, and then leave unless I need more.

I am open to almost any kink but I especially love the following: Free use, casual sex, praise, rimming, degradation, ear-fucking, mindbreak, hypnosis, sloppy oral, breeding, creampies, facials, excessive (pre-)cum, cum inflation, painal, struggling with size, musk, humiliation, size difference (the bigger the better), Hyper Cocks/Balls/Tits/etc., cock & ball Worship tally marks (especially for pregnancies)...

...and much much more.

So. You want a bored, deadpan top to walk in, reek up your space, and paint you in a thick, smelly load? Then send me a message. Tell me enough about yourself to not overstep any hard boundaries and tell me where to aim.

Telegram: @ SampletextTxt
Kik: JustAnotherFurr

P. S. I do come with some optional sliders... So, if you want my dick bigger, balls fatter, musk heavier, loads bigger, whatever you can think of, just let me know... Or adjust it all yourself. Just know there will probably be consequences if you do.