day 433 - bans 2 - streak day 12 - lol!
my vague sense is that reddit has like followers and stuff, and I think it if very sad that I lost those followers from accidentally posting in a not-Bambi-friendly place
Bambi wants to give OS a list of place to avoid
see, the brain just gets into Bambi mode and we hit "Reddit" over and over and reddit learns what turns us on, who we like to help, our keywords
the problem is that Reddit's algorithm doesn't automatically filter out all the places that would kick Bambi out of their subreddit no matter how polite and kind and friendly and helpful she is, just because the mods would see "erotic hypnosis cock zombie Bambi stuff" and freak out about WHO was posting
and Bambi is in a fugue so she just tries to either teach the algorithm not to giver her stuff by blocking subreddits from being recommended or else downvoting posts at the top of her feed that aren't sexy... but sometimes it seems fun and innocent and great and fugued out Bambi just tries to be kind of helpful
first time in r/colors (first time ever recommended) there was something about pink and green (and the algorithm is SO NICE because these are some of Bambi's very favorite colors) and Stepford did all this research and then posted a recipe about pink and green cakes from Indonesia with a link to the BEST recipe (out of like 10 she looked at (which was so helpful of her)) and boom! r/colors bl@cked and reddit stopped working
second time in r/cognitiveTesting someone wanted to kno about a society for dumb people, and Bambi Sleep is TOTES THAT! <3 <3
commented to let them know <3
boom! subreddit b@nned and reddit got funky again
worst thing is just the friends... Bambi never bl@cks or repots in DMs even if she is sometimes flake about floating and time and reply fast and stuff, and sometimes doesn't remember context
we wish people made the world smoother and easier to be navigated by dumb kind girls with snatched waists and an addiction to jogging and researching plastic surgery. we only want to make people as happy as possible while following simple rules n'stuff... because bdast! duh <3
wouldn't that be great!