u/rolitabonita

You guys. I am just a nice lady here trying to make friends to join my husband and I and a bunch of other cutie pie couples for brunch.

Please stop sending me one word messages or telling me about your dick. Did I ask about your dick? No. So why are you in my inbox trying to describe it to me?

Do you really think I'm going to be like ooooOOOOoo this guy is talking about his 7 incher I am going to hop right in to this conversation with him and invite him over for MILF sex? (Techically GILF sex, but whatevs.) I know more than a handful of guys with big dicks and if that is all you have got to discuss you will not be a match for me or for my sweet and sexy friends. Bring something else to the table or go find a different table.

Also, if you have no photos of yourselves how do you expect for anybody to be interested? I am DEF not blind inviting folks out and about with no idea what they look like etc....I am not in to hurting people's feelings when I see them for the first time upon meeting and they are hideous. Don't let this be you. Let the gasps of horror the first time I see you happen in the privacy of my own home behind my laptop screen rather than at a bar in public.

Please get it together and cut the nonsense out. Or at least try to come at me with some unique and new nonsense to make yourself standout and prevent boring me.

If you think you know where the swinger brunch is this weekend in Katy, no you don’t.

We have had a last minute change due to an emergency at our ‘normal spot’.

Reach out if you need the new info or need to be vetted for the group.

A bunch of us are doing brunch Saturday and it’s shaping up to be a really fun mix of new people and regulars. Good food, flirty energy, easy daytime social vibe.

No pressure. No weirdness. Just attractive adults eating carbs and making questionable eye contact over mimosas.

If you’ve been thinking about coming out to something, brunch is honestly one of the easiest ways to meet people.

DM if you want details.

Mf4mf
Not long until the fun, free, group brunch! There’s no entry fee. Just a bunch of us from the big, active, local swinger friend group getting together for mimosas and seeing who we like that is on the menu. If you are real and local you should message me to be vetted for the group. I know where the real people are and we are having so much fun!!!

(Or you can just stay here on Reddit sorting through the bots and fake girls trying to separate you and your money!)

Fortune favors the bold!

Mark your calendars for Brunch with Benefits on May 23 from 11 AM to 2 PM, happening in Katy. Gather your brunch besties and join SWAP for an afternoon of delicious food, flirty fun, and new connections. There’s no door fee and no catered ticket, just come ready to order from the menu and enjoy the same easy vanilla bar vibe as our happy hours. Come hungry, come social, and get ready to leave with a few new crushes. We lightly vet people before giving out the full details, so DM me and prove you are real and local for the rest of the info! The group is mainly COUPLES! Singles that are well established in the lifestyle and HOT, you are a maybe, check with me.

Looking for other couples that are similar to us in experiences, and life philosophies. Ultimately looking for besties, spicy travel partners, hot tub hangouts.

We are blessed with a large group of friends that are local, active swingers. I am happy to add you to the friend group even if you aren’t a match for us once I verify you are real and local and no red flags. If you are cool you will likely find other matches in there if we aren’t each other’s cup of tea.

When you reach out be sure and say if you are interested in us or the group. I don’t respond to ambiguity and first impressions are important.

We are picky, but we are worth it! Looking forward to SWAP happy hour to make new friends and see if there's anybody we want to get in to any trouble with ;)

Will our perfect four way match be there? Probably not, lol! It's the real unicorn, but let's all get some drinks and hang out with our spicy friends!

WAGBT? Message me to get vetted for the information and group chat details.