Not being able to see my straight bud's stupid face after he won the size bet is the only thing saving this for me... Bonus, he can't see my accidental smile
Big dick straight porn is a gateway drug that leads to sucking any big juicy cock that you can get your hands on... This has been a public service announcement for the straight bros heading down the long path... Wrong path, please excuse the typo
There's nothing gay about having a favorite porn cock... All those years of watching so many scenes, it just organically happened without you realizing... It's not like you desperately crave to worship every thick inch he has with your straight tongue 😰
Losing 15 minutes of your memory is more significant than you might think, lots could have happened during those lost moments... Luckily I have a reliable straight bud that helps me manage my memory lapses... What tasted so good last night bro?