The pull, the draw of this thing has to be supernatural, nothing else makes sense bro 😵💫
u/sivid4point0 — 1 day ago
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r/Malaysiagoonbuds r/MumbaiGayGoneWild r/BiCaptions r/BangaloreDirtyGay r/punegaygonewild r/betaboisclub r/Roleplayheaven r/stillstraightcaptions r/notgayatall r/gay_captions
Another huge threat neutralized... My girlfriend is safe from the latest prowling alpha
u/sivid4point0 — 1 day ago
Improving a skill is a great way to grow your confidence
u/sivid4point0 — 3 days ago
Goon buds are an important part of your straight support system
u/sivid4point0 — 4 days ago
▲ 192 r/stillstraightcaptions
Why do goon bros always underestimate my self-control?
u/sivid4point0 — 4 days ago
▲ 195 r/stillstraightcaptions
Word of mouth still goes a long way in the service industry
u/sivid4point0 — 5 days ago
▲ 345 r/BiCaptions
I'm trying to fuck this sexy bitch bro... If this is what it takes, I will take it
u/sivid4point0 — 6 days ago
▲ 135 r/notgayatall
This veiny meat link is fucking menacing... Straight bros deal with fear in their own way and this is my way
u/sivid4point0 — 9 days ago
▲ 148 r/stillstraightcaptions
Having a straight bud that makes you feel safe with his impressive size is a lifesaver
u/sivid4point0 — 9 days ago
▲ 2.3k r/notgayatall
You ignored the GPS one too many times, now you have to make amends to your bud for getting lost again
u/sivid4point0 — 10 days ago
▲ 192 r/stillstraightcaptions
Shock and awe tactics are disorienting... I just need to grasp onto something in order to get my senses under control again... Breath slowing and my straight instincts will take over
u/sivid4point0 — 10 days ago
▲ 130 r/stillstraightcaptions
Straight bros hate when anyone disrespects their personal boundaries... If you risk it, be prepared for them to lash out
u/sivid4point0 — 11 days ago
When your straight bud finally shows you the Pinocchio tattoo he's been bragging about... Let's see if the puppet has been lying today
u/Dull-Jellyfish-8757 — 9 days ago
Chilling with my best bud is just a vibe babe, you'll see
u/sivid4point0 — 13 days ago
I can feel my bud's self-esteem incrementally growing in real-time
u/sivid4point0 — 13 days ago
▲ 177 r/stillstraightcaptions
You ever wonder why so many older guys tell you to get a hair cut?
u/sivid4point0 — 14 days ago
If you're going to wrestle you might as well get naked, nobody wants sweaty clothes
u/Zealousideal-Two720 — 13 days ago
▲ 166 r/stillstraightcaptions
Don't worry bro, big beds get cold sometimes
u/sivid4point0 — 15 days ago