You know, before I meet up with people online they always message me things like “ you’re such a cute femboy, please shrink me down and do whatever you want with me 🥺” then after we meet up their tone, always changes to “ can you please put me down, all you’ve done is the yap about your magic the gathering build for the last four hours” which is it tinies do I get to pick what we do or not 😭
So long story short I (70 ft tall ) am meeting my boyfriend’s (6 ft tall) parents for the first time and want to make a fantastic impression and show that despite being large I am still a proper member of the community. What should I do? (wrong answers only)
Listen exclusive giants/giantesses you guys are great and I can imagine how empowering it is to do that all the time. But I cannot over exaggerate how much fun you can have as a size shifter who spends most of their time as a regular sized person. Going out to dinner with friends and acting like everything is normal, despite the fact, all of them saw you have your way with the biggest skyscraper in town that morning. Asking them how their day was and listening to how they were late for work but no one addressing the elephant in the room of what caused the largest traffic jam the city had seen in years and shut down the subway system due to “ seismic activity“. Plus there’s the teasing. Asking the tall members of your friend group to reach things on high shelves for you, despite the fact that they all know they could be doll sized to you And tucked away for “ Safekeeping” the second the mood strikes. Any other size shifters prefer to use their powers like this or is it just me?
Hey Reddit, so I don’t usually do the whole Am I The Asshole thing because I think people tend to know going in. But I really am having doubts who was right in this situation. So for a bit of background I am kind of a once in a generation physics genius-not trying to brag just important context-and recently I’ve been working on a new project, specifically a shrink ray. I know it sounds outlandish, but I swear it works. I had gotten into the point where I had tested it with organic matter and it seemed to be working fine so I figured might as well try this with a human specimen. So I asked a good friend of mine if they would be willing to be my guinea pig. I was fully expecting them to say no, but they seemed enthusiastic about the idea to my surprise. I had them come over to my place and then we tested the ray and sure enough they shrunk down to 6 inches tall and they were completely fine.
So where things started to get complicated is when they asked to be turned back. Because like, I think I made it pretty clear by calling it a shrink ray that it works in one direction otherwise, I would’ve called it a size ray 😅 long story short, they got furious at me, and in my opinion got very overdramatic. They said that telling them It was called a shrink ray was not sufficient warning for being shrunk permanently and that I really should’ve spelled that out beforehand. despite their mistake, I generously offered to make it up to them by letting them live with me and offering to take care of them. Which I thought was a very generous offer considering I’ve been such a good pet owner to like the dogs and stuff I’ve had in the past so I think it would be kind of the perfect guardian/owner for them. Then they started yelling at me saying I had screwed up their life and future and I was like “have you seen the economy right now I’ve done you a favor.” To make a long story short, I ended up getting so tired of the argument that I stuffed them in my dresser drawer and went to cool off.
So long Story short I am wondering, am I the asshole and what should I do about it? I thought about making a growth ray, but I wasn’t really interested in making one and it took me like two years to make the shrink ray So the idea of spending two years of my life just to undo my friend shrinking because of THEIR misunderstanding really seems like a huge ask. But I am feeling somewhat guilty despite the fact that I think this is mostly on them. So I don’t know is there anything you guys think I should do to make it up to them? I guess I could start by taking them out of the dresser, Honestly, I wasn’t paying attention to what drawer I put them in. I think it might’ve been the underwear drawer so I’m sure I’m going to get a huge…or… a little talking to about that 🙄