u/subsaharan_man

The one and only time I paid for sex

Today I’m going to tell you guys about the only time I’ve paid for sex, mostly cause I told a friend and I feel like you guys have to hear it even though nobody asked. So here goes

So It was Uni, The start of a new semester. I had gone to my hostel early because I had some issues with administration and I also generally just wanted to be out of the house

So the cleaning company that comes to clean the rooms before the semester starts come around and some fat butt girl is assigned to clean my place (and yes I mean her butt is FAT). So I’m just chilling watching her clean and shes bending over and stuff and I’m looking at her ass and it’s getting me brick

She looks like she’s around 19-20. Short, a little chubby and she’s wearing biker shorts with the cleaning company’s t shirt so I’m practically ogling at her and she’s looking really yummy

So I’m starting to get turned on. And I’m wearing the lightest shorts and no boxers so my boner is visible and I go stand at the balcony door while she’s mopping that area and start talking to her. Asking her name, where she’s from etc. . Her back is to me so I’m just staring at her ass and it’s making me harder. she finally turns around and she sees my boner and acts like she’s walking past me but she touches it and goes inside and goes on her knees pretending like she’s getting under the bed and stuff. Atp I’m just so brick and I’m not thinking so I pull it out and start jerking off in front of her. She sees me, straightens up, still on her knees and asks me why I’m doing that , then I tell her I’ve been looking at her ass the entire time and that I’m so turned on. Then I tell her that if she wants me to stop, I’ll stop but if she wants to help me out I can give her something after. And she’s still looking at it and you can see the lust in her eyes so I go stand beside her, still stroking it while she’s on her knees and I intentionally spit on it so it’s making all the noises😂 and she’s watching me go at it for like 5 minutes then takes off her top and grabs my dick, spits on it herself and starts sucking. Her mouth is amazing. Then I kiss her and then we start fucking, with protection ofc. Right there on the freshly mopped floor.

And im just spinning her and turning her over and everything. Fucking her every kind of way. She cums like twice, her eyes roll back, legs shaking, creaming, the whole works. And i nut all over her titties and we’re just laying there on the floor and after a while I start playing with her pussy and sucking on her tits and then I’m hard again so I start giving her backshots(bro when I say her ass moved like water??? And don’t even get me started on the grip😮‍💨).

So fast forward I put my thumb in her ass and it slides in like butter, so I take it out and put two fingers in there instead and she’s going crazy almost screaming and eventually she can’t keep her balance so she just lays down flat and I keep going without missing a beat. And ig it was too much for her so she just peed lol. (After we were done she wanted me to believe that she squirted but I know it’s piss and I don’t mind it cus piss kink) and so we’re still fucking and she comes again. This one is so intense it looked like she was having a seizure. I’d kiss her back and she’d shake for a couple seconds and it was so so hot watching her cum so hard so I jerked off on her and nutted all over her while she was shaking like that. After she came back to normal and I made sure she was okay I ordered some food and drinks gave her the money and then made her clean the puddle off the floor and she left. Never saw her again, tried texting her as well but no response so I just took it as a sign and left it alone.

End

Thank you for coming to my ted talk again lmao. I hope you enjoy this read

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u/subsaharan_man — 12 days ago

How tf does one get an idea like this?

I know people lie on the internet all the time for all sorts of reasons but what the hell have I just read😭😭😭😭

u/subsaharan_man — 28 days ago

On today’s episode of flashbacks

Today I’ve been plagued by flashbacks (maybe cus it’s leg day) and I’ve been brick practically all day as a result. The one specific thing that really got me was the part where you’re both exhausted after ravaging each other and fucking like rabbits and both cum a bunch of times but you’re not finished so you’re just going slow and savoring every single stroke, Breathing heavy, kissing a lot more, taking in each other’s scent, moaning into each others mouths, feeling her pussy clench and pulse around your dick and looking at each other with all the lust in the world. Sigh. I should text her. Anyway. Thanks for coming to another ted talk ig?🤣

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u/subsaharan_man — 1 month ago

Watching Women hump things. 🫠

Maybe I’ve posted about this in the sub before idk but I just wanted to say how much I love watching women hump things. Pillows, chairs, armrests, couches, table edges, countertops, door handles, bedposts, blankets, someone’s leg, pussies, faces. ANYTHING at all gets me so brick man😭. It’s even hotter when they’re about to cum so they get desperate and start humping harder and faster. Ok thanks for coming to my Ted talk have a good day👍🏾

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u/subsaharan_man — 2 months ago

SoAfrican’s crimes are a reminder

I’m sure we’ve all seen the news about soafrican today (personally I didn’t even know who he was till the news broke )and honestly, I hope he rots in that prison cell. But I feel like this should serve as a reminder for all of us to be extra careful we and practice safe, consensual sex ALL OF THE TIME. no exceptions, no assumptions, get consent for everything you do in every single situation. And it should also remind us to be very careful of where we go, and how we have fun. And also How responsible and vigilant we all have to be in general. Cus this case is just insane to me. Type of stuff you’d see on the news about diddy not some random fashion designer

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u/subsaharan_man — 4 months ago

Didn’t know it was a real thing till yesterday. We were fkin, she took the condom off, it felt way too good , then I accidentally nutted too early then I couldn’t get it up again for like 20 minutes. I was trying to play it cool just said I had a long day and we cuddled for a bit and made out while sharing a joint but in my mind I was freaking out “what if I can’t get hard again”. “am I a two minutes man?(😭)”. “What if she isn’t horny anymore?” Bro I was losing it. Anyways I got it up and got back to work and made her nut like 3 times so ig I had nothing to worry about in the end. All in all a good sesh bar those 20 minutes from hell

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u/subsaharan_man — 4 months ago