u/taway25-25

I have no business being awake at 7am on a Saturday, since I didn’t get much sleep after a late flight last night. But I’m horny and can’t sleep so here I am on Reddit.

It’s going to be a warm and beautiful weekend. Would you like to kick it off with some fun this morning? Would a quick fuck or an orgasm by some other means hit the spot this morning?

I’m 50, can host or travel, and am divorced. And my stats are: 5’10”, 145#, 8”.

I’m having a quiet evening and may even soak in the hot tub by myself tonight. It’s a gorgeous evening, not too cold, but cold enough for the hot water to feel glorious. And it’s quiet and private.

On the other hand, the evening might be even more fun if a couple were to be interested in hanging out in the hot tub with me. Who knows what might happen under the bubbles.

I’m 50, 5’10” and slim with blue eyes and short silver hair. I’m divorced, not dating at the moment, and very open-minded. I’ve had couples over before …

It’s been a long week and I’m planning on relaxing in the hot tub this evening with a glass of red wine. I can’t wait for the warm water and the sound of crickets. It’s going to be glorious.

Would you like to join me? A bikini is optional.

I’m a divorced dad, on my own tonight, and up for some casual relaxation. I’m 5’10” and slim with blue eyes and short silver hair. I’d be happy to send a pic if you’re interested.

Apparently I've been on Reddit for 7 years. I didn't realize that I made this throwaway almost exactly one year after my divorce was final ... good for me!

Are you in the mood for a celebration tonight? Or maybe just some fun? Either could involve a bottle of wine to start (or not).

For those of you who are also divorced, do you celebrate the date or your divorce or the former anniversary?

Personally, I think that we should celebrate the last day of April. Maybe we'll actually get some warm weather in May!

I'm 50, 5'10" and 145#. I have blue eyes and short silver hair. I'm also a pleaser, a switch, and can host or travel. And I'm delighted that I was able to leave work early today.