Let me let you in on a secret...

KFC has a yellow peach soda that stays the same color if you piss in it. Do with that info what you will. :P

u/tboitwink — 26 days ago

Butt dommed my crab plushie

Put this poor plushie thru the ringer, squished him under my butt and wiped him right on my anus! When I was done he smelled like my butt. Only wish I had a willing ass slave to do this to instead.

u/tboitwink — 2 months ago