You gain a new level of appreciation for your mom, once you realise she's basically a human fleshlight for real men

u/teneera — 1 day ago

A volte per un ragazzo bianco è sufficiente vedere solo una metà del viso di una ragazza per avere un colpo di fulmine, e capire che lei diventerà la donna della sua vita...

u/teneera — 2 days ago

Queste foto di Alisha Lehmann con il suo fidanzato mi fanno ben sperare. Spero che sempre più ragazze bianche, vedendole, se ne lasceranno influenzare e capiranno l'importanza del mettersi insieme a un ragazzo nero bello, di successo, superbamente dotato. Viva il nostro Re e la nostra Regina! 👑👸♠️

u/teneera — 4 days ago

Cosa stai aspettando? Servi quei drink al tuo Padrone Nero, ragazzo bianco, presto! Non vedi che tua sorella e la sua migliore amica (la tua crush del cuore) si stanno già dando da fare per soddisfarLo nel migliore dei modi?? ♠️

u/teneera — 5 days ago

I wish I could have seen my mother during her "please 3 BBCs at a time"-phase when she went to college

u/teneera — 5 days ago

Would you insert your nose between Sophie Cunningham's farting ass and the sweaty soles of her feet? Little disclaimer: the conjoined smells could get pretty intense and potentially f#ck up your sense of smell altogether for a long period of time

u/teneera — 6 days ago

What I see when I peer into the keyhole of my single mom's bedroom every night:

u/teneera — 6 days ago

Imagine Charli releasing all kinds of farts into your mouth with each careful pressure of a precise portion of her tummy, each pressure point corresponding to a unique shade of tone and stink, like a finely-tuned wind instrument. Would you help her out as her taste-tester during her "tunings"?

u/teneera — 7 days ago

Imagine Shakira decided to secretly sample the sound of her loud farts for her next album. A sound engineer should have to flawlessly capture those, down to every trebling frequency, with careful and close mike placement. Would you take the job?

u/teneera — 11 days ago
▲ 30 r/MommysCuck+1 crossposts

I love watching my mom applying her make-up for the night... do you think it suits her?

u/teneera — 13 days ago

Would you eat Rachel McAdams' trademark "breakfast of the champions", knowing its secret ingredient were her rank, borderline-toxic, morning coffee farts?

u/teneera — 16 days ago