u/third_to_last

I’ll be heading to Portland this fall. Dates TBD. I’m flexible, hope you are too.

I’ve visited before but it’s been some time. I didn’t even get to hike that waterfall EVERYONE goes to lol. Anyways I’d love to meet w a nice, local chap and grab lunch. It’s why I’m heading up actually. I’m recently gluten free and apparently Portland has one of THE best gluten free spots.

Some details: 45, divorced, no kids, Asian, 5’2”, 145#, black hair, brown eyes, based in sunny SoCal, enjoy 80s pop, EDM, croissants, dogs > cats (don’t at me), reading a few books at a time, solo trips, baseball, hockey and chatting with new friends.

Hopefully you are 30-45ish, taller than me lol, can hold a convo with a semi stranger, advanced degrees are a plus, have hobbies and a job you tolerate, know your way around the neighbourhood and have a unique museum recommendation for me. SINGLE (not in the process of a divorce or ENM; single single please lol)

Please include your age, general loc, height/weight and favourite restaurant in the first message. Low effort messages won’t be replied to though. Nothing spicy please. Happy to swap SFW selfies though. If I don’t reply, it’s prob one of those reasons. Ttys (talk to you soon).

41 yo divorced gal (5’2’, 145#) looking for a guy with excellent oral hygiene for a movie on Tuesday PM and possibly making out if the vibe is right. Prefer horror but happy to watch that romcom if you’d prefer lol

Would prefer to swap pics early on
Please include age, general neighbourhood location, height n weight in the first few messages
Lmk which movie you’d like to watch (:

Cheers

A gal can dream… lol

I’ll try to keep it simple. Let's chat a bit here then schedule to meet… perhaps a coffee and a walk on a weekend morning. A solid matcha would be cool too.

You: 30-45 yo SINGLE chap local to OC (let's not spend too much time sitting in traffic), Childfree please, taller than me (5'10" is prob my ideal lol) as I do enjoy wearing heels, full head of hair and clean shaven (firm on that), well read or at least own some books, advanced degrees are a plus, enjoy coffee (or tea) and want to get in some cardio with me. I like the nerdy, funny guys but let's see how it goes.

Me: 45 yo Asian gal, Childfree, preference for early morning walks on an empty beach, flirty texts throughout the week, love potatoes in any form, quirky museums are my fav, pink ladies are the best apples, dogs > cats (don't at me lol) and love a solid pun. I'm 5'2", 145# with black hair and brown eyes. I am trying to make working out a habit and always happy for tips.

If we vibe, I'd be game to see where it goes. Not looking for an LTR but not a ONS either. Perhaps that ever elusive FWB? I appreciate substance and consistency. Let's have some fun (:

Please include at least your age and city in the first message. Height n weight are helpful. Be ready to swap selfies eventually. I do make an effort to reply to almost everyone. Please be patient. Sigh. I know nobody reads but at least introduce yourself… guys under 30… I don’t want to be your mommy or babysitter lol…

(This post may sound familiar. I had a diff one some time ago but then someone got super creepy (o_O) please don't be creepy.)