u/throwAlonestar

I haven't been able to break out the toys so much as of late, but I finally managed to get some time and figured I'd do a review. Vaginal reviews

Diego - Med/Med, Med/Soft, Large/Medium

I actually own five Diegos - in addition to the two here, I have two other mediums (one in medium firmness and the other also in medium firmness with a tube) and a small size that I don't use internally so I won't otherwise mention it.
I started with a m/m long ago, but was having trouble with him because the tip proved too pointy and was very uncomfortable, scraping and stabbing at my cervix. So later I gave him a try in soft, and his tip is not nearly as uncomfortable as it was in medium firmness... but he also didn't feel as filling. So I got a m/m with a tube to see if extra lube would help with that which... eh. Maybe a little? THEN I got a flopped large, because I thought his tip wouldn't hurt as much if it was a little bigger and chunkier. Which actually worked out pretty well. In this size it isn't quite as... sharp. I can still ram my cervix if I abuse it though.

So that's how I ended up with five of what imo is just kind of an alright toy. He does have a very nice swell, but otherwise I don't think he has much more going for him. His surface is very smooth, rather glossy, so no stimulating texture. He has a knot but I can't reach it on the large size and the medium sized knot really isn't that great. I can't feel it much, it's not like other knots that lock in or put really nice pressure against my entrance. It's just kind of a bump. I see Diego recommended a lot for people's first knot and personally I don't really agree because while it's very easy to take it also doesn't feel like much and I don't think he gives a good knotting experience. In his medium size anyway. I do feel that in his large size it might be more impressive, but of course I can't get far enough down on him.

He still gets some use. The large is probably my favorite size. The tip isn't as irritating and the swell is very nice. I can't reach past the knot but the length is enough that I can easily get over the swell and it cinches nice just about the knot. I also use the m/s and occasionally the cumtube medium, but the m/m has been retired to the bottom of my toybox.

Jason - med/med

Jason wasn't really a toy that interested me at all but I happened to like the Crystal coloration I saw this one in and it was on sale for a really good price. I wouldn't buy him again though. He's just kind of a weird toy for me between the odd curve, small head and the swell near the bottom of the shaft. He is really good at targeting internal spots, but he's also uncomfortable. I think because of a combination of the slight point and the odd curve, and in this size and firmness due to his shape he isn't very yielding so he pushes up hard against me in a wrong kind of way. Texture on him isn't noticeable either. Again he can target my g spot really, really well but I have other toys that can do it without also feeling uncomfortable.

Otherwise, I don't have much else to say about him.

Flared Chance - med/med

Chance is a toy I've spurned for a while. I just wasn't really into equine toys, too long and thin and I'm just not into the look with them I tried Vector long ago and wasn't initially impressed. But then I gave Vector another shot recently to review him and surprisingly changed my tune, and when I saw this one in a drop I decided to give Chance a chance after all.

And I do like him. There's something about this shape that is really good for deep stimulation, especially with the flared head which rubs right up against me when using. Although the combination of that with the thinner shafter behind it, makes for an empty kind of feeling when using him. But I still like him for the stimulation from the flared head. He also doesn't give me as a bad of a "plunger" feeling as small Vector, which I find odd because I would have thought the wider head would have made it worse. And I can, for some reason, get a little deeper with him and Vector than I can with most other toys.

So I'm a bit of a convert. Although I do find him difficult to use in my preferred position on my back, due to his length, he's probably great as a riding toy but I don't do too much of that. But I do want to try the unflared version and maybe a small flared one if I ever see a really pretty one in a drop. Maybe I can use them to try and stretch to take more length.

Can't see much of the other side of that Jean-Claw but from here it looks like a gorgeous verticle split pour

I just got my Ranger's muzzle in frost color, and wanted to try out this new light I got for my phone camera that is supposed to help take better pictures.

Unfortunately, the light sucks and makes no difference or maybe even makes the lighting worse, and the beautiful sparkles and subtle fade can't be made out so much here (at least on my screen). But regardless, I'm still very happy with Ranger's muzzle. WD really makes the best looking pens

Latest orders that came in: medium Duke in Underworld, small Claymore in Kippy's natural and a rogue small Deuce!

Very tempted by that Sydney

Bleh, I haven't been feeling my best as of late but finally found some me time this week

Marcel - mini/soft and small/medium
-Marcel is a toy I shelved for a long while soon after getting him because he is one of only two toys that managed to make me bleed because of those spikes/nubs on his back. Specifically my small size did. Which was pretty surprising to me because the ones I can reach don't seem very pronounced and are smooth, but I think at the time he was also just a little on the big side for me and I was a little too rough. The mini also didn't do a whole lot for me at the time, so I buried that one as well. I finally dug them both out and decided to give him one last chance.

It went much better this time around. I think mainly because I have sized up considerably from when I first got him so he's just easier to use. The bumps along the top are still rough and I go slow with my small size, but I can enjoy the rest of the texture of him now and I'm not so afraid of tearing. And though the raised bumps are still rough as I said, the rest of the texture on him is really nice. The other scales all over him are round, smooth and sort of pebbly, not like Orochi (which I like but others have said he is too rough for them). I'm still not a big fan of his head, though. It just takes up too much of his length for me, as someone who can't use a lot of length. I can't really get past the biggest part of the swell, although when I used a larger toy and then went back to marcel I was able to get just past it I think. It also makes him look like a bottle to me, which I initially had a hard time getting past.

The mini is pretty nice. On the smaller end of what I normally get, but his texture is gentler in soft (and can still be felt for me) and I can use his whole length at this size.

So overall, I'm fonder of him now. Though he's still not a favorite.

Behemoth from Twisted Beasts - medium/00-30
-I love this guy. He has a great curve, a great swell, and for me his medium size is pretty much perfect: thick and short, but still enough reach to fully fill me. To me he almost seems a little similar to crackers, with a less extreme swell and tilt. He also has these thick ridges along the back of the shaft and they feel really good inside when thrusting. He's a favorite indie design of mine.

He does have what looks like some texture on him that I think is a kind of printer texture? But it's not like the rough, sort of sand paper feeling of BD's older printer texture models. It sort of looks like... tree rings or like a thumb print? I wish I had thought to take a picture. I can feel it with my finger if I rub up against it in certain spots, but I can't feel it at all while in use. I know I'm not really texture sensitive though so I'm not sure if others will feel it or not.

In addition I've seen a few others mention their toys from TB having some imperfections, so I don't think they have the best molds. I also tried ordering another toy from them and it had some egregious bubbling on it, and I did end up tossing it and getting a refund (good customer support). That being said, my Behemoth looks flawless (other than the printer texture which for me doesn't effect the toy at all) and I would like to get some more toys from them at some point because I really like the look of a lot of their models.

Sasquatch from Happy Hole Toys - medium/00-40 and large/00-40
- I just learned about HHT recently and thought Sasquatch was so nice that I got him twice! I got the medium size first and then the large. Both are in a shore 00-40 firmness which isn't an option I see a lot of. I really like it for the large, I think it's pretty perfect for me. To me it feels pretty close to BD's medium which is often my preference, just a bit softer. I think I might have preferred something a little bit firmer for the medium size I have but I'm still happy with what I have.

Overall I prefer my medium sized Sasquatch. His insertable length is pretty much perfect for me at 5.8" and I can get all the way to his balls. He has a swell near his base which is almost a knot but perhaps not quite one? It doesn't lock in but I can definitely feel it stretch and fill me near my entrance like other shorter knotted toys I have. Not as intensely as actual knots but it still feels great. His large size is pretty nice too but I prefer my medium because, of course, I can't get to that swell on the large. I do hold out hope that some day I may be able to stretch and take more length, but I don't think it's going to happen any time soon.

The finish on them is really nice as well. Sort of smooth and satin-y, Kind of close to ANT's? Though not quite as smooth. Maybe something between that and Nox's finish.

The company was also very friendly when I emailed them and had great customer service :)

I got a toy from Twisted Beasts in and it has all those little air bubbles on the surface. I don't know if it's clear in the pictures it's rather hard to capture, but they are kind of all over on multiple spots. Is something like that still usable? I'm trying to decide on whether to bitch to CS or not, I really hate having to do that.

Newest releases

I actually might be somewhat interested in Claymore depending on his sizing. He reminds me a little of Stubbs?

Oscar has an... interesting shape.

This hobby obviously has a lot of fantastical and unusual sculpts, but what are the most unusual toys you have seen, even for fantasy ones? Either because the sculpt itself was original or just the idea behind it.

Recently I found a maker who makes what looks like a crab claw dildo and one called Geo where the character is based on a "geoduck" which is a type of giant mollusk. I just thought they were very creative and I can't recall coming across anything like the crab claw before.

I also once saw a dildo that was a pealed banana that I thought was funny, but I can't remember who made it. I guess a lot of the April Fools toys you see would also fit.

Starry's Sexaclibur (All Night Toys) - one size / soft 00-30
- Starry's Sexcalibur is a sword dildo, a concept that I really love and I'm surprised I don't see more of. Sexcalibur only comes in soft 00-30, and only one size. It's actually sort of two dildos in one, since you can use the hilt as well as the wide blade.

I primarily use the blade. The handle is ok, it's got a decent thickness but it's only about 4 inches long. The "stone" at the bottom is blunt and thicker that the handle above it, and it has a bit of that suction kind of pull when thrusting with it.

The blade is very wide and proportionally narrow - I tried to get a picture of it from the side so you can see. The measurements on the site have the max width at 3.25 inches which seems to be where those two points that flare out are, above that most of the blade seems to be about 3 inches or a little bit less until you get to where it starts to narrow to a point. This is on the higher end of what I can take diameter wise, but Sexcalibur is surprisingly easy for me to use and I don't have to warm up like I do with for a toy with an equivalent diameter but a rounder, more substantial circumference. I measure it around the main part of the blade and came up with about a 6.5-7 in circumference.

I like Sexcalibur quite a bit. I only have one other toy I think with this very wide, flat shape - Winston's tongue - and I found I really liked that too, so it must be a shape I am in to. I was initially disappointed that it doesn't come in 00-50 but I think like Winston's tongue I really like this shape in soft. I can sort of... drag it right up against my anterior wall and I really love stimulation there. I can also feel the texture on the blade just a bit, but it's nothing extreme or extraordinary. Overall Sexcalibur isn't at the top of my list, but I am very glad I got it and I do use it.

It is VERY floppy though. And obviously because of it's base you can't ride it or stick it to a suction cup or anything. I guess you could try to get creative with clamps, but even if you managed he's so floppy and top heavy I think it would be very difficult to manage. This toy is more for lying on your back, which is fine by me since that's my preferred position.

I guess one negative is that ANT's coloring or paint job is far from precise. Which tbf they are very up front about on its page and I still got the painted version knowing that. It doesn't effect the use obviously and I think mine looks nice but I would have really loved to have one with better coloring.

Mocha (Twin Tail Creations) - small / medium firm
-I often see Mocha compared to Nox and I think that's fair. There's quite a bit of similarity there, they have a similar head and a swell under that, and also those bumps that run along the top. Mocha's head is a little less pointed and pronounced though (which I honestly prefer) and of course the main difference is that Mocha has a knot.

And it's a really nice knot. It's noticeable but pretty gentle, flaring up from the shaft gradually so you don't have to fight so much to get it in unlike other knots. And there's a lot of space between the bottom of the knot and the base, with a significant cinch so that he ties really well. The small size I have him in is also a pretty perfect length for me, so I can get over that knot and lock him in. Another nice thing about him is that the shaft above the knot is still pretty thick and filling, so it doesn't feel lacking.

He does have that rougher finish that TTC is known for, I forget what it's called but a lot of their toys have a velvet kind of feel to them. Or it's a bit like printer texture, I feel like it's pretty comparable to the texture of my legacy m/m crackers. This does not bother me unless I am thrusting a lot with it which I generally don't with knot toys. But I have seen others complain that it can be uncomfortable or even painful.

On another note, I only have two toys from TTC and haven't bought any others because I've heard of people having issues with the company in the past. But I've seen some other people buying from them recently seemingly without any issue, so maybe they are doing better as of late.

Zeke (OwO Toyz) - Size II / 00-30 soft
- Such an underrated model, Zeke is one of the first indie toys I got and it's still one of my favorites. I have the "size II" which is the current largest size they have. I also have the smaller size buried somewhere in my storage bags, but I haven't used it since I got it, it's just too small for me.

Zeke has a pretty large swell that is sort of.. bottom heavy, I guess? Sort of makes me think of crackers or Rexxx but it's not really like that. When I first got him he was at the limit of what I could use at the time, and it really felt like a challenging and unique kind of stretch. Today I can take toys much larger than him, but I can still feel it even if it's not so extreme.

He's a mostly smooth toy, but he has these wrinkles at his uncut head that are divine when they get deep inside, combined with a head that's narrow compared to the shaft but nice and rounded so he can really reach up in there without stabbing you.

So, yeah. Zeke's great all around. I have him in their 00-30 - today I normally prefer toys his size in 00-50, but OwO's 00-30 works great for Zeke. I think their silicone might run a little firmer than most other shops. Although I only have the two toys from them so don't have much to compare.