You've managed to fuck this shit up because you think women want to be POUNDED like You've seen in porn. Your 5 minutes of FUKITUDE was selfish and the women are rightfully skeptical... laughing, RIGHTFULLY that you think you "DESTROYED " them . Fuckin' retarded porn brains. Learn how to have SEX.
Wooooooo Yeahhhh beotches! Any females interested? Huh? Let's make the impossible more impossible! Better put that age, sex and location in the first message. Nevermind the impossible. I want you. No fuckin' around....let's go! WOOOOOOOOooooo yeeeahhh. Come on ladies, let's do it! I USE THIS FUCKING THING like a goddamn WHEEL CHOCK for my CAR instead of the parking brake... just came from 3 years in Alaska and beat two Polar bears to DEATH with it AND ATE them..... yeah....FUCK! COME ON! Bring your pussy woman. Be Brave!
You "Size Queens" better get a grip on reality.... look up "dick calculator " and enjoy.
There is also a Worlwide Prize if you can medically PROVE you have a 10 inch plus dick.... it's true. People are fucking retarded.
I want to superglue 14 raisins to my nipples, duct tape the head of my dick to my chest, set my balls on fire and waddle around quacking like a duck while you crochet in a corner with swim flipper running edgewise along your slit and Miles Davis playing rather aggressively in the background.
We can get into some really weird stuff after that....
Would you be cool with me sticking Macadamia nuts in your butthole while I'm playing a saxophone and wearing a spiked dog collar?
Serious replies only... put "Butt Marbles" OR "Sometimes you feel like a nut" In your reply so I know you're serious and I can weed out the squirrels.
Fuckin Squirrels....
When we meet it's going to be in a public space so we know neither of us are psychos or anything.
Ok, well, umm... send me a nessage.
Any ADULT woman that would like to just have some one on one intimatcy without becoming too attached and has the same physical, human needs/desires.... we both need a good lover.
If you are able or willing to host or if you are ok with a hotel room... we can make this work.
I think you'll be happy.
I'm NOT looking for a prostitute nor would I ever consider one, so if you are, do not contact me.
If you want something that will always be between you and I... I don't kiss and tell... that's immature. I don't like women that can't just be real with their natural desires, and I wouldn't expect a woman to like me for being unnatural with mine as a man.
If you read this, you know what this is for between you and I and understand.
I like to cuddle, I like to laugh (I love a good sense of humor), I like to give and receive oral pleasure, I like intimate touching, I love the female orgasm as a man... I love those tight, pulsating, gripping orgasms planted firmly around the base of my... with each thrust... I love a woman that gives herself to me deeply and that eye to eye look and "clench" in our moment of heat... reading each other on another level...
I hope you message me.... I am a Caucasian, U.S. born male....European, Asian, U.S. born. ETC, ETC.. I don't care... I care about OUR mutual, sexual intimacy the most obviously.
I SAID GAWWWWDDAMN! Who in here likes safe, discreet sex?
Cannot two opposite sex adults get together anymore and just have a secret, fun night together and keep thier yaps shut about it or realize that two adults ARE capable of just having pleasurable, safe, mutual sex?
I mean, I'm not a psycho, I have no reason to be because I enjoy my life and freedom too much to do anything stupid /crazy....I'm down to Earth and laid back, have a good sense of humor, I'm good-looking, easy to talk to, articulate , intelligent. AND real.
We could just stare at stars (at least what can be seen ... because... light pollution) and have a deep conversation about just about anything... because I do know a lot (not EVERYTHING) and I don't need Google for all of the answers. I LIKE thoughtful, comfortable silence and creative thinking . I find a lot of things interesting and I always enjoy learning new things... I don't know EVERYTHING... who does?
I don't mind being friends (with our mature secrets), or if it is just a one night thing to fulfill a need (that you are emotionally mature enough to handle ... I am). I have no need to childishly brag to anyone or jealousy be malicious in any way... that's immature. Any boundaries will be respected.
Sooooo.... let's talk.
Like a couple of rabid squirrels this weekend or somethin'...
Or do you just want a fun man to fuck around with? Lol This isn't this difficult.... really. I don't want a whore.... I want a laidy.
Any ADULT woman that would like to just have some one on one intimatcy without becoming too attached and has the same physical, human needs/desires.... we both need a good lover.
If you are able or willing to host or if you are ok with a hotel room... we can make this work.
I think you'll be happy.
I'm NOT looking for a prostitute nor would I ever consider one, so if you are, do not contact me.
If you want something that will always be between you and I... I don't kiss and tell... that's immature. I don't like women that can't just be real with their natural desires, and I wouldn't expect a woman to like me for being unnatural with mine as a man.
If you read this, you know what this is for between you and I and understand.
I like to cuddle, I like to laugh (I love a good sense of humor), I like to give and receive oral pleasure, I like intimate touching, I love the female orgasm as a man... I love those tight, pulsating, gripping orgasms planted firmly around the base of my... with each thrust... I love a woman that gives herself to me deeply and that eye to eye look and "clench" in our moment of heat... reading each other on another level...
I hope you message me.... I am a Caucasian, U.S. born male....European, Asian, U.S. born. ETC, ETC.. I don't care... I care about OUR mutual, sexual intimacy the most obviously.
That really would like to create new positions and sexual experiences that ARE NOT yet in that book.... let's get REALLY creative together.
Pm me... be female and please be serious. I will weed out scams, bots and men quickly.
Be relaxed , interested and intrigued. Be in shape as a female because many positions will be explored.
Be comfortable with sex and open as a female.
We'll talk about this.