u/two-and-five

Ladies - let's just get right to it. Our group is in the neverending search for amazing ladies. We're a fairly small group with cozy vibes and lots of laughs. Our ladies-only side room comes stocked with toy recommendations, book reviews, and support. Our men are handsome and hilarious. Come have your morning coffee with us, or unwind with a drink at the end of the day.

If you're interested in screening, please send me a DM with your age/location.

MEN - there is no magic waiting list, so there is no need to reach out asking to be contacted when we're looking for men.

Small established group looking to add a few LADIES to our space. We're not a dating app — we're a tight circle built on two things: unfiltered flirting and genuinely real conversation.

Because living this side of life comes with its own unique highs, tensions, and moments nobody else quite understands. We get it. This is a space where you can be honest about all of it — the excitement, the complexity, the feelings you can't exactly post on your main — alongside people who actually get where you're coming from.

The flirting is real, the conversations are deep, and the discretion is non-negotiable. No judgment and no drama.

If you're a navigating life on the secret side — whether it's while kicking ass as a SAHM or taking names in the corporate world, send me a DM to introduce yourself. 28+ preferred. We're selective, and we like it that way.

This is a private corner of the internet for those who enjoy a little intrigue—where respect, charm, wit, and chemistry come first, and discretion is non-negotiable. No mess, no drama… just a cozy getaway, playful energy, and people who know how to keep things private where they belong.

And to be clear—this isn’t exactly a dating pool. It’s more like an open bar for people to unwind, vent, laugh, and build genuine friendships that make this side of life feel a little less isolating.

We’re not here for chaos or complications—just good conversation with a spark, and the understanding that privacy is part of the appeal.

If you can hold a conversation, appreciate a little tension, and respect the art of keeping things quiet… we might have a seat for you.

Send me a DM if you’re interested and let me know your age, general location, and what you're looking for in a group setting like this.