[GM4F] The Wayfarer's Guide to Beasts and Monsters
An excerpt from Chapter 4: Regarding Cavern Dwellers
Goblins are a crude and energetic bunch. They live in a patriarchal harem-based societal structure, not unlike a pride of Nemean lions. As a result, the males without a partner are unable to bed amongst their own kind, and thus find other means of satisfying their insatiable lust (hence the common misconception that Goblins assault other races to breed. They do not, and only seek them out for the purposes of masturbation).
Goblins are typically hostile to larger creatures, especially ones trespassing in their lair. To approach safely, crawl slowly on all fours towards one, preferably naked and with a leash you may offer up to be pulled deeper inside their nest. If you are in possession of a towel, as any competent adventurer should be, you may wave it to-and-fro to signal peaceful intentions. You may also use it later when collecting semen deposited on or inside your body (see page 40 for usage in potion crafting).
Not everyone speaks Goblin. If you cannot, perhaps find a Goblin that speaks Common instead, and convey to them how you wish to be manhandled by a horde of little green imps. If such a Goblin is not present either, visual indicators work just as effectively for communication; open your legs wide, roll out your tongue, and spread your folds open to display your arousal for the greatest effect.
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