u/twoplusonemakefun

If you're a woman who can't choose between dark meat and white meat at Thanksgiving, the good news is: you don't have to.

The meat is delicious, and you'll get properly filled before the night is up.

We are two straight guys. One is Latino, 33, well built, tattooed, 5'8", and bearded. The other is white, 48, 6'0", and clean shaven. We're both fit, respectful, and amply endowed.

You'll be the center of attention, the focus of pleasure. You'll also be made useful.

We're especially open to host someone who hasn't done this before. We want to see the glimmer in your eye when you don't have to choose.