u/tx_throwaway1000

Hey all, 5’11” 200lb white guy, kind of muscular frame.

Looking for someone to get me naked in situations that are embarrassing for me and hilarious for you. Think goofy pranks like you’re pantsing your bro, just maybe taken to the next level.

Maybe you rip my towel off and lock me out of my hotel room naked. Maybe you pull my shorts down when we’re out running around and manage to get them all the way off, then run off with them. As long as I’m naked and blushing and you’re laughing your ass off, we’re on the right track.

To be direct, I’m not looking for sex from this. Both straight and gay bros welcome, but not looking to suck or fuck. Also not looking to get arrested or scar anyone for life, so we’ll obviously use discretion.

DM me if you’re at least interested in chatting about it and we can go from there!

Hey all, up front, I am visiting NYC next week for work. Not a local, but I am here for work fairly often.

5’11” 200lb white guy, kind of muscular frame.

Looking for someone to get me naked in situations that are embarrassing for me and hilarious for you. Think goofy pranks like you’re pantsing your bro, just maybe taken to the next level.

Maybe you rip my towel off and lock me out of my hotel room naked. Maybe you pull my shorts down when we’re out running around and manage to get them all the way off, then run off with them. As long as I’m naked and blushing and you’re laughing your ass off, we’re on the right track.

To be direct, I’m not looking for sex from this. Both straight and gay bros welcome, but not looking to suck or fuck. Also not looking to get arrested or scar anyone for life, so we’ll obviously use discretion.

DM me if you’re at least interested in chatting about it and we can go from there!

Hey all, up front, I am visiting ATX next weekend, not a local, but I visit very often.

5’11” 200lb white guy, kind of muscular frame.

Looking for someone to get me naked in situations that are embarrassing for me and hilarious for you. Think goofy pranks like you’re pantsing your bro, just maybe taken to the next level.

Maybe you rip my towel off and lock me out of my hotel room naked. Maybe you pull my shorts down when we’re out running around and manage to get them all the way off, then run off with them. As long as I’m naked and blushing and you’re laughing your ass off, we’re on the right track.

To be direct, I’m not looking for sex from this. Both straight and gay bros welcome, but not looking to suck or fuck. Also not looking to get arrested or scar anyone for life, so we’ll obviously use discretion.

DM me if you’re at least interested in chatting about it and we can go from there!

Hey guys,

5’11”, 200lb white dude with a decently muscular build here.

Looking for a bro (or bros) to hang out with regularly, beers, gaming, gym, trails, whatever normal bro shit but with a strong side of bringing back that dumb, fun, naked energy… except I want the embarrassment cranked up.

I’m really into the goofy, playful pranks where you get me naked in ridiculous situations that leave me blushing hard while you’re dying laughing. Think classic pantsing taken further: yanking my shorts all the way off during a run and taking off with them, ripping my towel away and locking me out of the hotel room/apartment naked, stripping me after I lose a bet or a game, making me do naked laps or stupid challenges in front of you, that kind of thing.

I lean heavily toward being on the receiving end. Getting caught off guard, lightly teased and embarrassed, with you having that confident, assertive “I’m messing with my bro” energy and taking the lead on the pranks. The more I’m standing there red-faced and exposed while you’re cracking up, the better.

This is 100% platonic bromance. No sex, no sucking, no fucking, no hooking up, nothing romantic. I’m straight-leaning and not looking for any of that. Both straight and gay bros are welcome as long as we’re on the same page that it stays fun and goofy, not sexual.

We’ll obviously keep it safe and discreet. No stuff that could get anyone arrested.

If this sounds like your kind of dumb fun and you’re down to chat about it (and maybe eventually turn it into regular bro time with occasional naked humiliation pranks), shoot me a DM and let’s see if the vibe matches.

Hey all, 5’11” 200lb white guy, kind of muscular frame.

Looking for someone to get me naked in situations that are embarrassing for me and hilarious for you. Think goofy pranks like you’re pantsing your bro, just maybe taken to the next level.

Maybe you rip my towel off and lock me out of my hotel room naked. Maybe you pull my shorts down when we’re out running around and manage to get them all the way off, then run off with them. As long as I’m naked and blushing and you’re laughing your ass off, we’re on the right track.

To be direct, I’m not looking for sex from this. Both straight and gay bros welcome, but not looking to suck or fuck. Also not looking to get arrested or scar anyone for life, so we’ll obviously use discretion.

DM me if you’re at least interested in chatting about it and we can go from there!

Hey all, 5’11” 200lb white guy, kind of muscular frame.

Looking for someone to get me naked in situations that are embarrassing for me and hilarious for you. Think goofy pranks like you’re pantsing your bro, just maybe taken to the next level.

Maybe you rip my towel off and lock me out of my hotel room naked. Maybe you pull my shorts down when we’re out running around and manage to get them all the way off, then run off with them. As long as I’m naked and blushing and you’re laughing your ass off, we’re on the right track.

To be direct, I’m not looking for sex from this. Both straight and gay bros welcome, but not looking to suck or fuck. Also not looking to get arrested or scar anyone for life, so we’ll obviously use discretion.

DM me if you’re at least interested in chatting about it and we can go from there!

Hey all, up front, I am visiting ATX next weekend, not a local, but I visit very often.

5’11” 200lb white guy, kind of muscular frame.

Looking for someone to get me naked in situations that are embarrassing for me and hilarious for you. Think goofy pranks like you’re pantsing your bro, just maybe taken to the next level.

Maybe you rip my towel off and lock me out of my hotel room naked. Maybe you pull my shorts down when we’re out running around and manage to get them all the way off, then run off with them. As long as I’m naked and blushing and you’re laughing your ass off, we’re on the right track.

To be direct, I’m not looking for sex from this. Both straight and gay bros welcome, but not looking to suck or fuck. Also not looking to get arrested or scar anyone for life, so we’ll obviously use discretion.

DM me if you’re at least interested in chatting about it and we can go from there!

Hey guys,

5’11”, 200lb white dude with a decently muscular build here.

Looking for a bro (or bros) to hang out with regularly, beers, gaming, gym, trails, whatever normal bro shit but with a strong side of bringing back that dumb, fun, naked energy… except I want the embarrassment cranked up.

I’m really into the goofy, playful pranks where you get me naked in ridiculous situations that leave me blushing hard while you’re dying laughing. Think classic pantsing taken further: yanking my shorts all the way off during a run and taking off with them, ripping my towel away and locking me out of the hotel room/apartment naked, stripping me after I lose a bet or a game, making me do naked laps or stupid challenges in front of you, that kind of thing.

I lean heavily toward being on the receiving end. Getting caught off guard, lightly teased and embarrassed, with you having that confident, assertive “I’m messing with my bro” energy and taking the lead on the pranks. The more I’m standing there red-faced and exposed while you’re cracking up, the better.

This is 100% platonic bromance. No sex, no sucking, no fucking, no hooking up, nothing romantic. I’m straight-leaning and not looking for any of that. Both straight and gay bros are welcome as long as we’re on the same page that it stays fun and goofy, not sexual.

We’ll obviously keep it safe and discreet. No stuff that could get anyone arrested.

If this sounds like your kind of dumb fun and you’re down to chat about it (and maybe eventually turn it into regular bro time with occasional naked humiliation pranks), shoot me a DM and let’s see if the vibe matches.

Hey guys,

5’11”, 200lb white dude with a decently muscular build here.

Looking for a bro (or bros) to hang out with regularly, beers, gaming, gym, trails, whatever normal bro shit but with a strong side of bringing back that dumb, fun, naked energy… except I want the embarrassment cranked up.

I’m really into the goofy, playful pranks where you get me naked in ridiculous situations that leave me blushing hard while you’re dying laughing. Think classic pantsing taken further: yanking my shorts all the way off during a run and taking off with them, ripping my towel away and locking me out of the hotel room/apartment naked, stripping me after I lose a bet or a game, making me do naked laps or stupid challenges in front of you, that kind of thing.

I lean heavily toward being on the receiving end. Getting caught off guard, lightly teased and embarrassed, with you having that confident, assertive “I’m messing with my bro” energy and taking the lead on the pranks. The more I’m standing there red-faced and exposed while you’re cracking up, the better.

This is 100% platonic bromance. No sex, no sucking, no fucking, no hooking up, nothing romantic. I’m straight-leaning and not looking for any of that. Both straight and gay bros are welcome as long as we’re on the same page that it stays fun and goofy, not sexual.

We’ll obviously keep it safe and discreet. No stuff that could get anyone arrested.

If this sounds like your kind of dumb fun and you’re down to chat about it (and maybe eventually turn it into regular bro time with occasional naked humiliation pranks), shoot me a DM and let’s see if the vibe matches.

Hey all, 5’11” 200lb white guy, kind of muscular frame.

Looking for someone to get me naked in situations that are embarrassing for me and hilarious for you. Think goofy pranks like you’re pantsing your bro, just maybe taken to the next level.

Maybe you rip my towel off and lock me out of my hotel room naked. Maybe you pull my shorts down when we’re out running around and manage to get them all the way off, then run off with them. As long as I’m naked and blushing and you’re laughing your ass off, we’re on the right track.

To be direct, I’m not looking for sex from this. Both straight and gay bros welcome, but not looking to suck or fuck. Also not looking to get arrested or scar anyone for life, so we’ll obviously use discretion.

DM me if you’re at least interested in chatting about it and we can go from there!

Hey all, 5’11” 200lb white guy, kind of muscular frame.

Looking for someone to get me naked in situations that are embarrassing for me and hilarious for you. Think goofy pranks like you’re pantsing your bro, just maybe taken to the next level.

Maybe you rip my towel off and lock me out of my hotel room naked. Maybe you pull my shorts down when we’re out running around and manage to get them all the way off, then run off with them. As long as I’m naked and blushing and you’re laughing your ass off, we’re on the right track.

To be direct, I’m not looking for sex from this. Both straight and gay bros welcome, but not looking to suck or fuck. Also not looking to get arrested or scar anyone for life, so we’ll obviously use discretion.

DM me if you’re at least interested in chatting about it and we can go from there!